Post making contest 6.0

I hope "Sin"ta "Claws" aka Father "Kill"s"Maw" aka Jolly Old "Slay"nt "Squick" brings you all plenty of Hallowsween Candies.

I'm over both Halloween and Christmas. The only holiday that matters is Easter.

Just 61 days till they can start selling Creme Eggs again...

Merry Easterweenmas, everybody!

St Easterweenmasgiving's Day

Wywwy Wywwywyyw!

Y wywy yw wwyw wy wywy wwywy ywwywywy incomprehensible wywww!

St Rd Blvd

wyww y wwyww yw wwyww ()

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i didn't actually mean to post that. but whatever. take it as a gift.

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Thank you very much. This is just what I always wanted.

Just a regular day discussing and thinking extensively about the Monty Hall problem.

this?

Passes rule 5.

I will never stop post, onto tops.

TEXT ALONE

Passes no rules.

see above

Passes rule 5.

see above x

Passes rule 5.

Weird dogs and invisible poem thing

Numbers

So, as I was explaining to Wheat last night as a neighborhood cat was wandering around us, there are three kinds of animals. Normal dogs, weird dogs, and the other weird dog.

But some people might be confused by that explanation, so let me clarify it a bit. It is well-established that there are 1543 weird dogs. However, sometimes only 1542 weird dogs are referenced. Obviously, the 1543rd is the other weird dog.

That concludes this educational service. Please remember this, there will be a test later.

Wait, is what is normally known as a ‘bird’ considered one of the 1543 weird dogs, or no?

Look at that sun, look at that sky
Look at my sweater vest, I look so fly
Look at that mailbox, look at that tree
It's about as beautiful as it can be

Whoa,
Today is gonna be exceptional!
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

Whoa, whoa
(We're all living in it)
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

SCIENTIST CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED 1544TH WEIRD DOG, TURNS OUT TO BE NORMAL DOG IN WEIRD COSTUME

Passes rules 1, 2, 4 (imo), 5.

WEIRD DOG CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED 1544TH SCIENTIST, TURNS OUT TO BE WEIRD DEREK IN A SCIENCE COSTUME

Passes rule 5.

what's everyone going to halloween as this year?

i'm going as a spooky abandoned adventure

Passes no rules.

Happy Halloween!!!!

Passes no rules.

I don't get it

Passes rule 5.

the scariest reaction of all

? ooooooooooooooooooooo..... ?

Passes no rules.

I don't get it

Nither do I, down`

Passes no rules.

This is a haiku
Fifteen-forty-three weird dogs
Post onto stop tops

Passes rules 3 (imo), 5.

Passes no rules.

Passes no rules.

Here's a spooky Halloween Jingle to get you all in the "spirit" of the thing.

♫ Last Halloween I gave you a curse... ♪

♪ But the very next day the curse was reversed. ♫

♫ This year to savour your fear... ♪

♪ I'll give it to someone dreadful. ♫

Passes no rules.

What a good halloween!

This post was edited.

Passes no rules.

My favorite classic Halloween story is the one where the old miser hates Halloween so he gets visited by three ghosts, and they scare him to death and then his heir uses his vast fortune to throw the best Halloween party ever.

Passes rules 4(imo), 5.

HAPY HALLOW

Passes no rules.

eenb

Passes no rules.

I hope "Sin"ta "Claws" aka Father "Kill"s"Maw" aka Jolly Old "Slay"nt "Squick" brings you all plenty of Hallowsween Candies.

Passes no rules.

I'm over both Halloween and Christmas. The only holiday that matters is Easter.

Just 61 days till they can start selling Creme Eggs again...

Passes no rules.

Merry Easterweenmas, everybody!

Passes rule 5.

St Easterweenmasgiving's Day

Passes no rules.

Wywwy Wywwywyyw!

Passes rule 5.

Y wywy yw wwyw wy wywy wwywy ywwywywy incomprehensible wywww!

Passes no rules.

St Rd Blvd

Passes no rules.

wyww y wwyww yw wwyww ()

Passes no rules.

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Passes no rules.

i didn't actually mean to post that. but whatever. take it as a gift.

Passes no rules.

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Thank you very much. This is just what I always wanted.

Passes rules 2, 3.

Just a regular day discussing and thinking extensively about the Monty Hall problem.

Passes no rules.

<br><span style="font-size: x-large"><u>Weird dogs and invisible poem thing</u>[/size]
<br>
<br>[size=large]Numbers</span>
<br>
<br>
<br>

<br>

<br>So, as I was explaining to Wheat last night as a neighborhood cat was wandering around us, there are three kinds of animals. Normal dogs, weird dogs, and the other weird dog.
<br>
<br>But some people might be confused by that explanation, so let me clarify it a bit. It is well-established that there are 1543 weird dogs. However, sometimes only 1542 weird dogs are referenced. Obviously, the 1543rd is the other weird dog.
<br>
<br>That concludes this educational service. Please remember this, there will be a test later.
<br>

<br>
<br>Wait, is what is normally known as a ‘bird’ considered one of the 1543 weird dogs, or no?
<br>

<br>

<br><span style="color: white;">Look at that sun, look at that sky
<br>Look at my sweater vest, I look so fly
<br>Look at that mailbox, look at that tree
<br>It's about as beautiful as it can be
<br>
<br>Whoa,
<br>Today is gonna be exceptional!
<br>Never boring, even for a minute,
<br>It's my world and we're all living in it!
<br>
<br>Whoa, whoa
<br>(We're all living in it)
<br>Never boring, even for a minute,
<br>It's my world and we're all living in it!</span>
<br>

<br>

<br>
<br><strong>SCIENTIST CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED 1544TH WEIRD DOG, TURNS OUT TO BE NORMAL DOG IN WEIRD COSTUME</strong><br>

<br><br>

<br>This is a haiku
<br>Fifteen-forty-three weird dogs
<br>Post onto stop tops<br>

<br><br>

Wow, the formatting really broke in that post, huh.

You have to press the source button at the top left, according to the little message.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Weird dogs and invisible poem thing

Numbers

So, as I was explaining to Wheat last night as a neighborhood cat was wandering around us, there are three kinds of animals. Normal dogs, weird dogs, and the other weird dog.

But some people might be confused by that explanation, so let me clarify it a bit. It is well-established that there are 1543 weird dogs. However, sometimes only 1542 weird dogs are referenced. Obviously, the 1543rd is the other weird dog.

That concludes this educational service. Please remember this, there will be a test later.

Wait, is what is normally known as a ‘bird’ considered one of the 1543 weird dogs, or no?

Look at that sun, look at that sky
Look at my sweater vest, I look so fly
Look at that mailbox, look at that tree
It's about as beautiful as it can be

Whoa,
Today is gonna be exceptional!
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

Whoa, whoa
(We're all living in it)
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

SCIENTIST CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED 1544TH WEIRD DOG, TURNS OUT TO BE NORMAL DOG IN WEIRD COSTUME

This is a haiku
Fifteen-forty-three weird dogs
Post onto stop tops

God is asleep post weird dog number 1544

Weird dogs and invisible poem thing

Numbers

So, as I was explaining to Wheat last night as a neighborhood cat was wandering around us, there are three kinds of animals. Normal dogs, weird dogs, and the other weird dog.

But some people might be confused by that explanation, so let me clarify it a bit. It is well-established that there are 1543 weird dogs. However, sometimes only 1542 weird dogs are referenced. Obviously, the 1543rd is the other weird dog.

That concludes this educational service. Please remember this, there will be a test later.

Wait, is what is normally known as a ‘bird’ considered one of the 1543 weird dogs, or no?

Look at that sun, look at that sky
Look at my sweater vest, I look so fly
Look at that mailbox, look at that tree
It's about as beautiful as it can be

Whoa,
Today is gonna be exceptional!
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

Whoa, whoa
(We're all living in it)
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

SCIENTIST CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED 1544TH WEIRD DOG, TURNS OUT TO BE NORMAL DOG IN WEIRD COSTUME

This is a haiku
Fifteen-forty-three weird dogs
Post onto stop tops

[ brackets ]

( parentheses ) are
a weird dog. are a weird dog
Fifteen-forty three.

<span style="font-size: x-large"><u>Weird dogs and invisible poem thing</u>[/size]
<br>
<br>Numbers</span>
<br>
<br>
<br>

<br>

<br>So, as I was explaining to Wheat last night as a neighborhood cat was wandering around us, there are three kinds of animals. Normal dogs, weird dogs, and the other weird dog.
<br>
<br>But some people might be confused by that explanation, so let me clarify it a bit. It is well-established that there are 1543 weird dogs. However, sometimes only 1542 weird dogs are referenced. Obviously, the 1543rd is the other weird dog.
<br>
<br>That concludes this educational service. Please remember this, there will be a test later.
<br>

<br>
<br>Wait, is what is normally known as a ‘bird’ considered one of the 1543 weird dogs, or no?
<br>

<br>

<br><span style="color: white;">Look at that sun, look at that sky
<br>Look at my sweater vest, I look so fly
<br>Look at that mailbox, look at that tree
<br>It's about as beautiful as it can be
<br>
<br>Whoa,
<br>Today is gonna be exceptional!
<br>Never boring, even for a minute,
<br>It's my world and we're all living in it!
<br>
<br>Whoa, whoa
<br>(We're all living in it)
<br>Never boring, even for a minute,
<br>It's my world and we're all living in it!</span>
<br>

<br>

<br>
<br><strong>SCIENTIST CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED 1544TH WEIRD DOG, TURNS OUT TO BE NORMAL DOG IN WEIRD COSTUME</strong><br>

<br><br>

<br>This is a haiku
<br>Fifteen-forty-three weird dogs
<br>Post onto stop tops<br>

<br><br>

Passes rules 1, 2, 4, 5.

Wow, the formatting really broke in that post, huh.

Passes rule 5.

You have to press the source button at the top left, according to the little message.

Passes no rules.

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold

Passes rules 1, 4.

[size=x-large]Weird dogs and invisible poem thing

Numbers

So, as I was explaining to Wheat last night as a neighborhood cat was wandering around us, there are three kinds of animals. Normal dogs, weird dogs, and the other weird dog.

But some people might be confused by that explanation, so let me clarify it a bit. It is well-established that there are 1543 weird dogs. However, sometimes only 1542 weird dogs are referenced. Obviously, the 1543rd is the other weird dog.

That concludes this educational service. Please remember this, there will be a test later.

Wait, is what is normally known as a ‘bird’ considered one of the 1543 weird dogs, or no?

Look at that sun, look at that sky
Look at my sweater vest, I look so fly
Look at that mailbox, look at that tree
It's about as beautiful as it can be

Whoa,
Today is gonna be exceptional!
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

Whoa, whoa
(We're all living in it)
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

SCIENTIST CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED 1544TH WEIRD DOG, TURNS OUT TO BE NORMAL DOG IN WEIRD COSTUME

This is a haiku
Fifteen-forty-three weird dogs
Post onto stop tops

Passes rules 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5!

God is asleep post weird dog number 1544

Passes rule 3.

Weird dogs and invisible poem thing

Numbers

Wait, is what is normally known as a ‘bird’ considered one of the 1543 weird dogs, or no?

Look at that sun, look at that sky
Look at my sweater vest, I look so fly
Look at that mailbox, look at that tree
It's about as beautiful as it can be

Whoa,
Today is gonna be exceptional!
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

Whoa, whoa
(We're all living in it)
Never boring, even for a minute,
It's my world and we're all living in it!

SCIENTIST CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED 1544TH WEIRD DOG, TURNS OUT TO BE NORMAL DOG IN WEIRD COSTUME

This is a haiku
Fifteen-forty-three weird dogs
Post onto stop tops

Passes rules 2, 3, 4, 5.

[ brackets ]

Passes no rules.

( parentheses ) are
a weird dog. are a weird dog
Fifteen-forty three.

Passes rules 3.

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Rules Post pending, congratulations DragonFogel!

[box=blue border=4]Reyweld's Set of Rules:

1. There must be a set/list (indicated by punctuation or [list ]) with 3+ items {set of things}
   
2. Quote a post (must be a direct quote with link I can follow) that passes at least 1 other rule that you wouldn’t without it (1,3, 4, or 5). {set as in ready}
   
3. Do something instructed of you by a previous post in PMC made after the most recent rule-judging post. {set-up}
   
4. Describe an area (real or imaginary) {set a scene}
   
5. Change the title to be different from all other posts made up to and after the most recent rule-judging post (as in it also cannot be the default title). {set a state}

Fogel's post had a list of three dog types, quoted [x] people to pass rules 1/3/4, Posted "onto stop tops" and remembered the 1543 weird dogs, described a nearby mailbox and tree, and changed their title to be unique to all other previous posts (up to the most recent update)!

Congratulations!!![/box]

THE GRAMMAR LOCK

Came up with a relatively nasty ruleset, and in the spirit of making people attempt to guess things, let's get this going real quick.

Hints and Notes:

• The name is a hint.
  
• There are four rules.
  
• The first and fourth rule are composed of various sub-rules and completion of these individual sub-rules will be noted.
  
• The first rule must be achieved before rules 2 and 3 can be achieved.
  
• Portions of the fourth rule can be achieved as portions of the first rule are achieved, but to complete the entirety of the fourth rule, one must also have entirely completed the first rule. It will also be noted when a rule is partially or fully achieved.
  

Gonna go to bed, and then go to work, so it'll be a bit before I can start judging rules, but this should get you started.