PMC After Dark

There's five rules. Pass them and I'll tell you.

Stop! You violated the law!

Stop! You violated the law!

g0m

And I've got immunity for the next three hours and twenty minutes, so there.

Stop! You violated the law!

no i fucking didn't. i had my vulturesona. in fact, i was reporting this thread for breaking the no-pmc law. unless participating in these threads isn't allowed but making them somehow is, i don't see what i did wrong.


and it's two minutes past midnight here, so you can't nab me for this one, coppers.

It's 3.18 AM time to judge some posts

Stop! You violated the law!

Passes rule 4.

Stop! You violated the law!

Passes rule 4 and 5.

g0m

And I've got immunity for the next three hours and twenty minutes, so there.

Passes no rules.

Stop! You violated the law!

no i fucking didn't. i had my vulturesona. in fact, i was reporting this thread for breaking the no-pmc law. unless participating in these threads isn't allowed but making them somehow is, i don't see what i did wrong.


and it's two minutes past midnight here, so you can't nab me for this one, coppers.

Passes no rules. Also btw it was 3.59AM when I made this thread and thats how I got away with it.

3.25 AM and because it's not as easy to legally post and judge in here as in the regular PMC I'm gonna give you hints in the form of the names of the rules.

Rule 1 is Ross
Rule 2 is Chandler
Rule 3 is Joey
Rule 4 is Monica
Rule 5 is Phoebe.

I couldn't think of a rule for Rachel even if I did have a sixth spot.

I only watched Friends when I was channel-surfing and there was nothing on, so I remember basically nothing about it.

Let's see if I have the basics right. There's an ancient prophecy that seven friends will join together and destroy a great evil. In the first episode six Friends gather and they go on a quest to find the seventh, but they keep getting distracted by dating and job stuff and wacky antics.

In the second season, the evil overlord emerges and everyone goes "oh, right, we were supposed to thwart that, wait shoot there's only six of us" and then the same general things happen except every episode has a bunch of swordfights with imperial henchmen and possibly an airship battle.

At the end of the second season, it turns out that the overlord is the seventh Friend led astray and there's an even greater evil they all have to fight against. The third season adds an ongoing subplot where the seventh Friend keeps trying to get a job, but because they only know how to be an evil overlord, they keep making hilarious mistakes like stabbing customers who complain that their coffee is too sweet.

The third season concludes with the arrival of the greater evil and the SHOCKING DEATH of the seventh Friend. Then the fourth season is a lot like the second except the writers never figured out how the true greater evil would be defeated without all seven Friends so they just conclude the show with "and the battle still rages on to this day".

Okay, I had that slightly wrong.

Apparently there was a dispute between the writers and they couldn't decide between "the seventh Friend comes back from the dead", "it's a bad ending where the Friends all die", or just ignoring it with "the battle still rages on to this day".

So each of the writer factions wrote a separate script and the episode wound up being assembled from completely different scenes from each of the scripts.

What's especially strange about this is that none of the scenes in question involve any of the main characters, so it comes across as a bunch of secondary characters from other episodes talking about the final battle and what the result means, without showing any part of the battle or describing who won. Consequently, the episode is surprisingly cohesive and was widely praised by critics for its unconventional narrative.

However, when I watched it I didn't get any of the jokes.

Ix, did I pass all the rules yet?

Is one of the rules that you can't post during the "Rules Don't Apply" hours?