Post making contest 6.0

This is a post.

Welcome to the post making contest. there are five secret rules to the post making contest, the winner is whoever is the first to make a post that follows all five of the rules. if someone makes five rule breaking posts they don't get to be in the post making contest anymore. "Them's the breaks" I'm afraid.

And oh yeah the winner gets a special prize...

g0m

This is no post!

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Kíeros

You're right, Kíeros, g0m is a good meme.

Huh. So the microsoft cultist is the best cultist. Good to know. I may or may not use that website for future posts.

Edit: Also I'm glad you like it. I was thinking about how cool Kaynato's "glitch" post(s) were and so I made my own.

Passes no rules!

bcdef

Passes rule 3

abcde

Passes no rules!

bcdef

Passes no rules!

hey

Passes no rules!

HEY

Passes rule 3

hey

Passes rule 3

HEY

Passes no rules!

bcdef

Passes no rules!

qrstu

Passes no rules!

bcdef

Passes rule 3

This is a post.

Welcome to the post making contest. there are five secret rules to the post making contest, the winner is whoever is the first to make a post that follows all five of the rules. if someone makes five rule breaking posts they don't get to be in the post making contest anymore. "Them's the breaks" I'm afraid.

And oh yeah the winner gets a special prize...

g0m

Passes rule 3

This is no post!

bcdef

Kíeros

Doesn't pass anything, but had me check rule 4.

You're right, Kíeros, g0m is a good meme.

Passes rule 3, and had me seriously check rule 4.

Passes rule 3, no rule 4 checking whatsoever.

PDAW BQW IPYIUWX?

CG'R AWRR ALUWLM GCYQ MBD'X GCLQU!

I do not believe in 413 crashing the thread. Full speed ahead.

By thread I mean forum.

a

b

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d

e

f

g

Wait, we forgot "the".

"the"

Four "games" later, we still have not completed a single game.

Game 2: Standard Continents with AI

Shoshone. I end up on a continent with only AI. I quickly scout out two natural wonders, take the natural wonder pantheon, plop two cities near there, and go massive religion, converting all the AI on our continent. Eventually AI Venice (on my continent) starts taking a bunch of wonders, so I conquer Venice and get another city in a peace deal. So effectively I control most of the wonders and have a very dominating science lead.

Game 3: Huge Earth with AI

Germany. I did not start at the beginning, so inherited a pretty poor start thanks to the AI who had been playing the first 36 moves. For example, they wasted the first three policies in the Honor tree. This time I went Liberty instead, secured a bunch of luxuries, ended up on the top of the human players (despite not having any religion whatsoever).

Game 4: Small Pangaea without AI (4 players)

Ethiopia. Once again, typical Tradition into Great Library rush. I decided to try to commit to a one-city challenge, which made national wonders ridiculously easy to get. Too bad the city wasn't coastal though. The turning point came when my city's borders expanded to the third ring, where three desert salts were located. My pantheon was Desert Folklore, and I also constructed Petra. Austria had to leave early, and the other two human players were Huns and Aztecs... who both decided to max Honor first. At least the Huns eventually conquered Austria and took several citystates to boot. Then the Huns and the Aztecs ended up in a war, which doubled turn timers - ultimately, the host's computer allegedly exploded and the game disbanded.

That game I basically disregarded culture (in that I did not build any of the guilds, so my great work count was 2, from the Parthenon and the Globe Theater) and consequently acquired a ton of Great Scientists, about 7 in total. So while my opponents were at the Medieval and first couple of Renaissance techs, I had teched Radio.

PDAW BQW IPYIUWX?

Passes no rules!

CG'R AWRR ALUWLM GCYQ MBD'X GCLQU!

I'm going to say this technically passes 3, which is incredible for what it had to do to even get this close.

I do not believe in 413 crashing the thread. Full speed ahead.

Passes rule 3

By thread I mean forum.

Passes rule 3

a

Passes no rules!

b

Passes rule 1b

c

Passes rule 1b, and would have passed the whole thing were it not for my change to make it easier.

d

Passes rule 1b

e

Passes rule 1b

f

Passes rule 1b

g

Passes rule 1b

Wait, we forgot "the".

Passes rule 5, and made me check for rule 4

"the"

Passes rule 1b

Four "games" later, we still have not completed a single game.

Game 2: Standard Continents with AI

Shoshone. I end up on a continent with only AI. I quickly scout out two natural wonders, take the natural wonder pantheon, plop two cities near there, and go massive religion, converting all the AI on our continent. Eventually AI Venice (on my continent) starts taking a bunch of wonders, so I conquer Venice and get another city in a peace deal. So effectively I control most of the wonders and have a very dominating science lead.

Game 3: Huge Earth with AI

Germany. I did not start at the beginning, so inherited a pretty poor start thanks to the AI who had been playing the first 36 moves. For example, they wasted the first three policies in the Honor tree. This time I went Liberty instead, secured a bunch of luxuries, ended up on the top of the human players (despite not having any religion whatsoever).

Game 4: Small Pangaea without AI (4 players)

Ethiopia. Once again, typical Tradition into Great Library rush. I decided to try to commit to a one-city challenge, which made national wonders ridiculously easy to get. Too bad the city wasn't coastal though. The turning point came when my city's borders expanded to the third ring, where three desert salts were located. My pantheon was Desert Folklore, and I also constructed Petra. Austria had to leave early, and the other two human players were Huns and Aztecs... who both decided to max Honor first. At least the Huns eventually conquered Austria and took several citystates to boot. Then the Huns and the Aztecs ended up in a war, which doubled turn timers - ultimately, the host's computer allegedly exploded and the game disbanded.

That game I basically disregarded culture (in that I did not build any of the guilds, so my great work count was 2, from the Parthenon and the Globe Theater) and consequently acquired a ton of Great Scientists, about 7 in total. So while my opponents were at the Medieval and first couple of Renaissance techs, I had teched Radio.

Passes rule 5

And here's a hint for rule 2, in case you've forgotten how to play War:
If the cards are the same rank, it is War. Each player turns up one card face down and one card face up. The player with the higher cards takes both piles (six cards). If the turned-up cards are again the same rank, each player places another card face down and turns another card face up. The player with the higher card takes all ten cards, and so on.

makingeverythingintoonestring

nospacesallowed?

This is update #278.



[5:10 PM] Sruixan: we are presumably the only family in the world who have to check where the ISS is before we let the cat on our laps
[5:11 PM] Sruixan: (because he's programmed to do a 720-spin when it goes overhead and once fell off a chair because of it)

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