RE: Post making contest
12-06-2016, 02:18 AM
here, have one more post to grade.
Post making contest 6.0
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RE: Post making contest
12-06-2016, 02:19 AM
This is a Swamped update.
It's an update of Swamped. Now, you might think this is unofficial, but I assure you - it's very real. That's all for this update. Thanks.
RE: Post making contest
12-06-2016, 02:39 AM
(This post was last modified: 12-12-2016, 11:09 PM by Kíeros.)
HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE 1987 WORLD SERIES!
Between two teams whom I don't care to remember their names! OH NO! It looks like a person has come onto the baseball pitch, or whatever it's really called! WHAT WILL WE DO NOW??? [This shitpost here to make the grading post visible]
RE: Post making contest
12-06-2016, 02:39 AM
(12-04-2016, 12:02 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »Fails everything, though it might arguably pass 3. Not that it matters, since it fails everything else.(12-03-2016, 09:07 PM)a52 Wrote: »(12-03-2016, 08:20 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I copy-pasted my spreadsheet stuff into Google Sheets and it didn't entirely make through alive (12-04-2016, 01:20 AM)a52 Wrote: »Ahhh, I see. Interesting that the only rule four pass is a blank post.Passes rule 3 (12-04-2016, 02:13 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »b b b b b b b b...Appropriately enough, passes rules 1b and 5 (12-04-2016, 02:15 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I LOST COUNT AT ONE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND SIXTY SOMETHINGPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-04-2016, 02:20 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »he's speeding upPasses rule 5 (12-04-2016, 02:22 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »THE RECORDING HAS STOPPED! WHY HAS THE RECORDING STOPPED!? FUCKPasses no rules! (12-04-2016, 02:23 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I told you the hardest part was not cracking up.Passes rule 5 (12-04-2016, 02:23 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I accidentally pressed the 1 key for too long. Alright. Fine.Passes rule 5 (12-04-2016, 02:25 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »bee bee buh buh bee bee buh buhGRRRRRRR Passes 1b and 3 in a new interesting way for my growling posts. (12-04-2016, 02:36 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I guess a52 would rather hear the letter a 52 times.Passes rule 5 (12-04-2016, 02:38 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-04-2016, 02:38 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »say [bbbb] per note c' g e c g f e f e f g f f e e e e e f e f e d g f e d g f e d e f g g# g# g# g f eb b e g e d e g f e e e e e c g e d e c' g e g c' a g f e f e d e c' d' d' g' f' c' c' c#' c#' c#' c#' c' g e c c c' g e c c c c' g e c c c# c' g e e e e c' a f f c' g e e e g e c e f g e c d e g e c eb g e c d e g e c# e g g e e g g e c e g e c e g g# a g e c e e c e f a g e c e g e c# e g b g e d e a g e d d e g c' [decresc] g e d e g e c e g c' a f# d f# a f# d f# a d f# d a a x x g e a# f fb f f f f f f g f f f f f f x x f f e e e x x x d d d c c c g e e c c g g c' g e d d f f f eb db db g c c a a f f d d g g e e d e g e c e g f e e g f eb db g e d d e x x g e d e f g e d e e g e db db e g e d d e f g e d e f# a c' a f d g f eb db [decresc] e g e d e f# g e d e g a g f e e a g f e e g g a g f e e e g g c' c' g e c' g g d d e e a f e g e d d e c a g f eb g g f f e e e a a f f e e e c' c' c' c' d d e e g g a a g g e e e g g f f e d e a g f e g c' b b b a g f e e g f f e d d e e g g f f eb eb db db g f e d c' a g f a g f e c' b a gb gb [laugh] c' c' e' e' e' e' f' g' g' g'!Passes no rules! (12-04-2016, 02:39 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »(some transcription errors obviously)Passes rule 3 (12-04-2016, 02:47 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »For the record, I'm responsible for this.Passes no rules! (12-04-2016, 02:52 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »I HAVE MADE SOME QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS IN MY LIFE TIMEPasses no rules, sadly. (12-04-2016, 02:57 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789012345678901234567890Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-04-2016, 03:11 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »I went some significant while in the PMC voice chat without saying a particular letter, one which I have decided is cursed as a result of my incantation. This moratorium was however cut short when, without thinking, I used a common speech pattern, involving a modifier synonymous with "extremely", at which point I may or may not have screamed. Out loud. The operative word there, you understand, is "loud".Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-04-2016, 07:15 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »TIL this book is a thing: https://books.google.com/books?id=OaQyBg...&q&f=falsePasses rule 3 (12-04-2016, 07:28 AM)a52 Wrote: »bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbPasses rule 5 (12-05-2016, 06:34 PM)a52 Wrote: »I just noticed the running theory for rule 3 in the spreadsheet. JesusPasses rules 1b and 5 (12-05-2016, 08:11 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE unfortunate DOG, "NO FOOD DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "any food." Thanks.Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-05-2016, 08:13 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE busy DOG, "no time DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "free time." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 08:14 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE messy DOG, "no hair DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "hair." Thanks.Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 08:14 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE abstract DOG, "shape DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "ideas." Thanks.Passes rules 1b and 3 (12-05-2016, 08:15 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE stunt DOG, "hoop jumper DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "expectations." Thanks.Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-05-2016, 08:17 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE sworn DOG, "twisting DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "caffeinated beverages." Thanks.Passes rule 3 (12-05-2016, 08:18 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE standing DOG, "loop loop DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "parasitic mail." Thanks.Passes rules 1b and 5 (12-05-2016, 08:18 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE drip DOG, "inferno hopper DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "facial swap." Thanks.Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 08:19 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE atomic DOG, "fuzzy electronic DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "electroweak gauge bosons." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 08:20 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE stare DOG, "big eye DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "unnerving feelings." Thanks.Passes rule 1b (12-05-2016, 08:21 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE spread DOG, "depravity DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "sleepless nights." Thanks.Passes rule 1b (12-05-2016, 08:21 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE not DOG, "really not a DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "false accusations." Thanks.Passes rules 5. This is where I would normally growl, if you're curious, BUT THIS FAILS AT AN EASIER PART FOR ME TO GRADE WOOHOO! (12-05-2016, 08:22 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE slimy DOG, "impostor syndrome DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "crippling fear." Thanks.Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-05-2016, 08:22 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE wheel stick DOG, "mystery pole DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "pacman emissions." Thanks.Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-05-2016, 08:23 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE suspicion DOG, "sideways looking DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "misdirected suspicion." Thanks.Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-05-2016, 08:23 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE shapesplitter DOG, "fox bird DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "unexpected invasions of farm animals." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 08:24 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE egg extraction DOG, "yolk removing DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "whole egg powder." Thanks.Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 08:24 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE symbol DOG, "constellation masquerade DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "lyres." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 08:25 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE good hair DOG, "do-doul-DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "unkempt hair piles." Thanks.Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 08:26 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE long hair DOG, "baa sounding DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "goat plushes." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 08:26 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE observer DOG, "eternal watcher DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "strangely shaped gourds." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 08:27 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE congregating DOG, "increasing mess DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "visits from people." Thanks.Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-05-2016, 08:27 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE cubist DOG, "eye side wrong DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "continued assurances." Thanks.Passes rule 3 (12-05-2016, 08:28 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE giraffe DOG, "anteater DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "mislabeled animals." Thanks.Passes rule 3 (12-05-2016, 08:29 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE disturbed giraffe DOG, "worried anteater DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "mislabeled animals with additional adjectives." Thanks.Passes rule 3 (12-05-2016, 08:29 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE punctual DOG, "! ? DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "audible and visible punctuation marks." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 08:30 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE fast DOG, "woosh zoom DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "incorrect advertising." Thanks.Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 08:31 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE cat DOG, "cat DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "cat dog." Thanks.Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 08:31 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE leg DOG, "long long leg DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "nothing since this is all you truly need." Thanks.Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-05-2016, 08:32 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE DOG, "DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "things that are not dogs." Thanks.Passes rules 1a and 5 (12-05-2016, 08:33 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE accidental decapitation DOG, "whoops DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "sudden premonitions of danger." Thanks.Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-05-2016, 08:34 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE green DOG, "red eye DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "coherent descriptions of pictures." Thanks.Passes 1a and 5, and I'm pretty sure it fails 3, though it's close. (12-05-2016, 08:34 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE hooky DOG, "loopy DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "unexpected tangles in your cables." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 08:35 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE happiness DOG, "happily expressing itself DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "unhappy days." Thanks.Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 08:36 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE shining DOG, "bright light DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "photoreceptivity in your eyes." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 08:37 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE hallucination DOG, "hallucination DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "are you sure this isn't a hallucination." Thanks.Passes rule 5, and technically passes rule 3 (12-05-2016, 08:37 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE cake serving DOG, "ha ha DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "sympathy." Thanks.Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-05-2016, 08:39 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE crystal DOG, "encased DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "freedom." Thanks.Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 08:40 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE angled DOG, "sliding down DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "condolences." Thanks.Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-05-2016, 08:40 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE friendlier DOG, "i'll get close to you DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "personal space." Thanks.Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 08:41 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE unfortunate incident DOG, "unlucky accident DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "lucky fortune." Thanks.Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 08:42 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE wacky DOG, "super wack DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "sensibly constructed english sentences." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 08:43 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE spilt milk DOG, "crying DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "continuity." Thanks.Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 08:44 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE caretaker DOG, "extremely normal DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "the barrier of sanity protecting your mind from the outer cosmos." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 08:46 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE human DOG, "made in the shape of humans DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "abomination." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 08:47 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE awaiting DOG, "tea preparing DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "party invitations from long lost relatives." Thanks.Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 08:47 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE not even a dog DOG, "this isn't even an animal much less a DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "things that are just completely incorrect, ok." Thanks.Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-05-2016, 08:48 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE being eaten by mystical skull DOG, "seriously get it out of here DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "calls of help from endangered dogs." Thanks.Passes rule 3 (12-05-2016, 08:49 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE ghost DOG, "spook spooker DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "protection from ghostly cats." Thanks.Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 08:50 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE obscenity DOG, "oh god this isn't really a DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "whatever this thing really is." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 08:50 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE head-parasite DOG, "i consumed your head to become your DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "friendly dogs that just want a nice owner and host." Thanks.Passes rule 3 (12-05-2016, 08:51 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE cute DOG, "beautiful yellow DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "posts in your spam folder." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 08:52 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE electoral DOG, "citizen DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "eligibility to participate in the political process." Thanks.Passes rule 3 (12-05-2016, 08:54 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE decomposing DOG, "you forgot me under a tarp 10 years ago DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "reminders to check that trunk in the attic." Thanks.Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 08:54 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE weirdest DOG, "incoming on a chalky hoarse DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "strep throat when you least expect it." Thanks.Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 08:55 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE spiny DOG, "this might not be a DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "careful inspection of your dogs before you hug them." Thanks.Passes rule 3 (12-05-2016, 08:59 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE robot DOG, "unexpected philosophical conundrum DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "daily debates about the nature of artificial intelligence." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 08:59 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE extremely fuzzy DOG, "almost a cat DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "cats pretending to be dogs." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 09:00 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE calligraphy describing a DOG, "if it contains the representation of a dog then it is a DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "copies of jean baudrillard's books." Thanks.Passes no rules! It even doesn't require me growling again! (12-05-2016, 09:01 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE mass produced low quality calligraphy describing a DOG, "questioning the devaluation of automated works DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "critiques of the modern industrial process." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 09:02 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE location DOG, "where i should go DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "certainty about future plans." Thanks.Passes rule 3 (12-05-2016, 09:03 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE self-assembling DOG, "just add water to your prepackaged DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "manuals that come with your provided dogs." Thanks.Passes rule 3 (12-05-2016, 09:03 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE self-assembled DOG, "just added water to your prepackaged DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "instructions that tell you how to deactivate your prepackaged dog." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 09:04 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE rapidly approaching self-assembled DOG, "shouldn't have added water to your prepackaged DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "implements to protect yourself from your prepackaged dog." Thanks.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 09:05 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE currently ripping my face off self-assembled DOG, "i've doomed us all DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOPPasses rule 3 (12-05-2016, 09:12 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Passes no rules!(12-05-2016, 09:05 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE currently ripping my face off self-assembled DOG, "i've doomed us all DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP (12-05-2016, 09:21 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »ĮPasses rules 3 and 5 (12-05-2016, 09:22 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 09:22 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Technically passes 3, and passes 5 as well (12-05-2016, 09:23 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »And this one technically fails 3. Still passes 5.(12-05-2016, 09:22 PM)Kaynato Wrote: » (12-05-2016, 09:23 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »This one just passes rules 3 and 5, no technicalities, and also 1b. (12-05-2016, 09:23 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 09:26 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »highlight mePasses rules 3 and 5 (12-05-2016, 09:26 PM)a52 Wrote: »Passes no rules!(12-05-2016, 08:31 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »IT'S THE leg DOG, "long long leg DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "nothing since this is all you truly need." Thanks. (12-05-2016, 09:27 PM)a52 Wrote: »I never wanted any of those things, and now I don't have to worry!Passes rules 1b and 5! AND THERE'S NO GROWLING AGAIN! BUT FOR A DIFFERENT REASON! (12-05-2016, 09:29 PM)Akumu Wrote: »Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 09:29 PM)a52 Wrote: »Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-05-2016, 09:30 PM)a52 Wrote: »Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 09:30 PM)a52 Wrote: »Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-05-2016, 09:31 PM)Akumu Wrote: »Passes rule 5, and for the second time, had me check if it passed rule 4.(04-25-2016, 06:54 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Youre standing in it one akumu(04-25-2016, 06:46 AM)Wheat Wrote: »(04-25-2016, 12:02 AM)Wheat Wrote: »This is a cool updated repost of the original post(04-24-2016, 11:11 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »This post fails rules 2, 3, 4 and 5. (12-05-2016, 09:34 PM)a52 Wrote: »Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 09:35 PM)a52 Wrote: »Passes rule 5, and it fails 3 on a technicality (12-05-2016, 09:44 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »അPasses rule 5 (12-05-2016, 09:55 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 10:09 PM)a52 Wrote: »Passes rule 5 (12-05-2016, 10:27 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I just got back and looked at what I missed and what have I just experienced.Passes no rules! (12-05-2016, 10:39 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RXjsmVP6l2Passes 1a and 5 (12-05-2016, 10:57 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I am unproductive.Passes rule 3 (12-05-2016, 11:03 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Passes rule 3(12-05-2016, 10:57 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I am unproductive. (12-05-2016, 11:06 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Reyweld's 4.I'm going to say this technically fails rule 3 (12-05-2016, 11:27 PM)Kaynato Wrote: »Passes no rules!(12-05-2016, 11:03 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »(12-05-2016, 10:57 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I am unproductive. (12-05-2016, 11:35 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Passes rule 5 (12-06-2016, 01:25 AM)a52 Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-06-2016, 02:06 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-06-2016, 02:06 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.Passes rules 3 and 5 (12-06-2016, 02:06 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.Passes rules 1a, 3, and 5 (12-06-2016, 02:07 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.Passes rule 5 (12-06-2016, 02:12 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.Passes rules 3 and 5, and that's a good hidden image. I actually know who the artist of it is! (12-06-2016, 02:13 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.Passes rule 5 (12-06-2016, 02:15 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »"But, hang on. The negotiations worked out, didn't they?" you say. "The prisoners were exchanged, we settled a new rain treaty, think there was something else but those were the big ones. I was kind of out of it back then."Passes no rules! (12-06-2016, 02:15 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »here,have one more post to grade.Passes rule 5 and... uh... that's a less good hidden image. (12-06-2016, 02:18 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »here, have one more post to grade.Passes rule 5 (12-06-2016, 02:19 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »This is a Swamped update.Passes no rules, but is a very good Swamped update. Me! Wrote:HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE 1987 WORLD SERIES!This post passes no rules... But this post (the grading one) only passes rule 4.
RE: Post making contest
12-06-2016, 03:01 AM
Next question: would that grading post have passed rule 4 if I hadn't updated Swamped while Kieros was working on it.
(and somehow the update I wrote materialized in this thread despite my not posting it yet, I guess)
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
RE: Post making contest
12-06-2016, 03:36 AM
(12-05-2016, 11:06 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Reyweld's 4. Yes I have been evoked from the depths of real life to shitpost, how do you four do
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RE: Post making contest
12-06-2016, 03:43 AM
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RE: Post making contest
12-06-2016, 03:53 AM
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RE: Post making contest
12-06-2016, 03:56 AM
(06-03-2016, 11:50 PM)Reyweld Wrote: » (06-04-2016, 05:41 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I have never had a sweet dinner roll in my life (06-04-2016, 05:42 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Croissants are where its at. Buttery, flakey; good with jam and icing sugar or black forest ham and gouda cheese, even by itself! (06-04-2016, 05:46 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Croissants are like the fucking nobles of the bread world, so don't you talk shit about croissants (06-04-2016, 05:47 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Food of the angels (06-04-2016, 05:51 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Some other good bread products include: baguette (especially on soup!), hot cross buns, naan, pita (with tzatziki or baba ganoush), Sour Dough Bread (the Monarch of bread products), Rye Bread (06-04-2016, 11:49 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »(06-04-2016, 11:07 PM)Loather Wrote: »(06-04-2016, 05:51 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Rye Bread
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RE: Post making contest
12-06-2016, 04:00 AM
(06-04-2016, 05:41 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I _ never _ _ sweet dinner roll in my life (06-04-2016, 05:42 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »_ _ where its _. Buttery, _; good with _ _ icing _ or _ forest _ _ _ cheese, even by itself! (06-04-2016, 05:46 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »_ _ like the fucking nobles of the _ world, so don't you _ shit _ _ (06-04-2016, 05:47 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Food of the _ (06-04-2016, 05:51 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Some other good _ products include: _ (_ on soup!), hot cross buns, _, _ (with _ or _ _), Sour Dough _ (the _ of _ products), Rye _ (06-04-2016, 11:49 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »(06-04-2016, 11:07 PM)_ Wrote: »(06-04-2016, 05:51 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Rye _
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RE: Post making contest
12-06-2016, 04:06 AM
(06-04-2016, 05:41 PM)_ Wrote: »I _ _ _ _ _ _ roll in my _ (06-04-2016, 05:42 PM)_ Wrote: »_ _ _ its _. _, _; good with _ _ icing _ or _ _ _ _ _ _, _ by _! (06-04-2016, 05:46 PM)_ Wrote: »_ _ _ _ fucking _ of _ _ world, so don't you _ shit _ _ (06-04-2016, 05:47 PM)_ Wrote: »Food of _ _ (06-04-2016, 05:51 PM)_ Wrote: »_ _ good _ products _: _ (_ on soup!), hot cross buns, _, _ (with _ or _ _), Sour Dough _ (_ _ of _ products), _ _ (06-04-2016, 11:49 PM)_ Wrote: »(06-04-2016, 11:07 PM)_ Wrote: »no
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RE: Post making contest
12-06-2016, 04:15 AM
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RE: Post making contest
12-06-2016, 04:18 AM
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