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IT'S THE cute DOG, "beautiful yellow DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "posts in your spam folder." Thanks.

IT'S THE electoral DOG, "citizen DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "eligibility to participate in the political process." Thanks.

IT'S THE decomposing DOG, "you forgot me under a tarp 10 years ago DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "reminders to check that trunk in the attic." Thanks.

IT'S THE weirdest DOG, "incoming on a chalky hoarse DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "strep throat when you least expect it." Thanks.

IT'S THE spiny DOG, "this might not be a DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "careful inspection of your dogs before you hug them." Thanks.

IT'S THE robot DOG, "unexpected philosophical conundrum DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "daily debates about the nature of artificial intelligence." Thanks.

IT'S THE extremely fuzzy DOG, "almost a cat DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "cats pretending to be dogs." Thanks.

IT'S THE calligraphy describing a DOG, "if it contains the representation of a dog then it is a DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "copies of jean baudrillard's books." Thanks.

IT'S THE mass produced low quality calligraphy describing a DOG, "questioning the devaluation of automated works DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "critiques of the modern industrial process." Thanks.

IT'S THE location DOG, "where i should go DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "certainty about future plans." Thanks.

IT'S THE self-assembling DOG, "just add water to your prepackaged DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "manuals that come with your provided dogs." Thanks.

IT'S THE self-assembled DOG, "just added water to your prepackaged DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "instructions that tell you how to deactivate your prepackaged dog." Thanks.

IT'S THE rapidly approaching self-assembled DOG, "shouldn't have added water to your prepackaged DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "implements to protect yourself from your prepackaged dog." Thanks.

IT'S THE currently ripping my face off self-assembled DOG, "i've doomed us all DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP

IT'S THE currently ripping my face off self-assembled DOG, "i've doomed us all DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP

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IT'S THE leg DOG, "long long leg DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "nothing since this is all you truly need." Thanks.

IT'S THE green DOG, "red eye DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "coherent descriptions of pictures." Thanks.

IT'S THE hooky DOG, "loopy DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "unexpected tangles in your cables." Thanks.

IT'S THE hallucination DOG, "hallucination DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "are you sure this isn't a hallucination." Thanks.

IT'S THE wacky DOG, "super wack DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "sensibly constructed english sentences." Thanks.

IT'S THE spilt milk DOG, "crying DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "continuity." Thanks.

IT'S THE caretaker DOG, "extremely normal DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "the barrier of sanity protecting your mind from the outer cosmos." Thanks.

No, thank you.

I never wanted any of those things, and now I don't have to worry!

welcome to the space olympics

What if i were to say “welcome to the space consortium”?

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on how to break rule 3...

DO YOU DARE DANCE A DANCE WITH DRAGONS??

i don't know what the space consortium is but i feel very welcome there