Post making contest 6.0

IT'S THE fast DOG, "woosh zoom DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "incorrect advertising." Thanks.

IT'S THE cat DOG, "cat DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "cat dog." Thanks.

IT'S THE leg DOG, "long long leg DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "nothing since this is all you truly need." Thanks.

IT'S THE DOG, "DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "things that are not dogs." Thanks.

IT'S THE accidental decapitation DOG, "whoops DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "sudden premonitions of danger." Thanks.

IT'S THE green DOG, "red eye DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "coherent descriptions of pictures." Thanks.

IT'S THE hooky DOG, "loopy DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "unexpected tangles in your cables." Thanks.

IT'S THE happiness DOG, "happily expressing itself DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "unhappy days." Thanks.

IT'S THE shining DOG, "bright light DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "photoreceptivity in your eyes." Thanks.

IT'S THE hallucination DOG, "hallucination DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "are you sure this isn't a hallucination." Thanks.

IT'S THE cake serving DOG, "ha ha DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "sympathy." Thanks.

IT'S THE crystal DOG, "encased DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "freedom." Thanks.

IT'S THE angled DOG, "sliding down DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "condolences." Thanks.

IT'S THE friendlier DOG, "i'll get close to you DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "personal space." Thanks.

IT'S THE unfortunate incident DOG, "unlucky accident DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "lucky fortune." Thanks.

IT'S THE wacky DOG, "super wack DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "sensibly constructed english sentences." Thanks.

IT'S THE spilt milk DOG, "crying DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "continuity." Thanks.

IT'S THE caretaker DOG, "extremely normal DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "the barrier of sanity protecting your mind from the outer cosmos." Thanks.

IT'S THE human DOG, "made in the shape of humans DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "abomination." Thanks.

IT'S THE awaiting DOG, "tea preparing DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "party invitations from long lost relatives." Thanks.

IT'S THE not even a dog DOG, "this isn't even an animal much less a DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "things that are just completely incorrect, ok." Thanks.

IT'S THE being eaten by mystical skull DOG, "seriously get it out of here DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "calls of help from endangered dogs." Thanks.

IT'S THE ghost DOG, "spook spooker DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "protection from ghostly cats." Thanks.

IT'S THE obscenity DOG, "oh god this isn't really a DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "whatever this thing really is." Thanks.

IT'S THE head-parasite DOG, "i consumed your head to become your DOG." QUOTE THIS POST TO STOP RECEIVING "friendly dogs that just want a nice owner and host." Thanks.