ZooStuck 4: ZooStuck Mafia - Day 10: Murder Production Substantially Up

To repeat: I only count votes if you bold and/or color them. This is mainly because I might overlook votes in plain text.

I mean, I still might overlook votes but at least this way it's clearly my fault.

POSTING. POSTING. NO one posts in this topic more than me

Fogel posts more in this topic than you.

I don't think we're going to have a lynch...

vote: Sleepy

hey you... post pls

Vote: No Lynch

POSTING. POSTING. NO one posts in this topic more than me

Fogel posts more in this topic than you.

Well, there's two ways to fix that.

1) Just post continuously. Don't let up at any time.
2) Lynch Fogel.

I mean, both of those are bad ideas, but one is arguably worse than the other, and that's where I'm putting my money.

Votes Are Moving

Reyweld - 2 (Wheat, Shredded)
Schazer - 1 (qwerx3)
DS Piron - 1 (a52)
Sleepy - 1 (Reyweld)
No Lynch - 2 (Akumu, Schazer)
Fogel - 1 (Kieros)
Mirdini - 1 (Para)

Deadline is Wednesday, September 28 at 8 PM Mountain time.
With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch and 6 to soft-lynch.

Well, Something's Getting Votes

No Lynch - 3 (Akumu, Schazer, Wheat)
Reyweld - 1 (Shredded)
Schazer - 1 (qwerx3)
DS Piron - 1 (a52)
Sleepy - 1 (Reyweld)
Fogel - 1 (Kieros)
Mirdini - 1 (Para)

Deadline is Wednesday, September 28 at 8 PM Mountain time.
With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch and 6 to soft-lynch.

(see chart for details)
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Also this is a travesty and I cannot allow it to stand.

Vote: Wheat for posting more than me.

Wait a second, I don't get a vote. Dammit!

Uh, I think we're supposed to be running under Parliamentary Procedures here, so since the host usually doesn't get a vote, it should be a movement to suspend the rules, which requires a 2/3rds majority vote to pass. And seeing that it's a movement, somebody should second it.

And seeing that it's a movement, somebody should second it.

While it might be sleep deprivation getting to him, DS decides this means he must second the motion to suspend the rule that Dragon Fogel doesn't get a vote in these proceedings, regardles of status of shareholding or existing in this world.

He also officially votes to lynch Noone

Well clearly nothing more is going to happen today, so I'll Vote No Lynch because my vote does matter anyway

maybe this way the night will start faster?

vote no lunch

Getting Somewhere With These Votes?

No Lynch - 6 (Akumu, Schazer, Wheat, DS Piron, Reyweld, earthexe)
Reyweld - 1 (Shredded)
Schazer - 1 (qwerx3)
DS Piron - 1 (a52)
Fogel - 1 (Kieros)
Mirdini - 1 (Para)

Deadline is Wednesday, September 28 at 8 PM Mountain time.
With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch and 6 to soft-lynch.

Congratulations, you have now ensured that no lynch will happen if we hit the deadline and nothing else has more votes.

Which is exactly what would have happened if nothing reached the soft-lynch threshold.

I hope you're all proud of yourselves.

See, we can be much more productive if we lynch Fogel.

Pros:

1. No player dies
2. Wheat can forever take top post crown from Fogel
3. Somehow clusterfuck games always end there, so why not send it off the rails to begin with?
4. We're actually accomplishing something
5. The wrath of Acionyx won't descend upon us
6. I don't know, I just want to have six here so that it's perfect. (That's a math joke)

Cons:

1. .

...yuo want productivie? wfine, Indcan do pructiove prosuctiuvw.

I vote to lynch the CONCEPT FO OF LYNCHING!zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

DS Piron then nods off for however long.

Given how these things tend to go? Voting No Lynch will probably get someone lynched anyway. Let's find out who, I guess.

Lynch Kieros, for suggesting that perfect numbers are better than prime numbers or two to powers of two, both of which were an option.

I Will Probably Regret Allowing This Vote To Work

No Lynch - 6 (Akumu, Schazer, Wheat, Reyweld, earthexe, Not The Author)
Reyweld - 1 (Shredded)
Schazer - 1 (qwerx3)
Kieros - 1 (a52)
Fogel - 1 (Kieros)
Mirdini - 1 (Para)
The Concept of Lynching - 1 (DS Piron)

Deadline is Wednesday, September 28 at 8 PM Mountain time.
With 19 alive, it takes 10 to lynch and 6 to soft-lynch.

Oh, shit, right, this. Yeah, uh, stop the bloodshed, or fuckin' i don't know

Vote: No Launch

fun fact: prior to Robust Laser's nolynch vote, the initials of the six people voting no lynch can be anagrammed to spell the word ANSWER.

...so Robust Laser's the answer huh?

vote: Robust Laser

Lynch Kieros, for suggesting that perfect numbers are better than prime numbers or two to powers of two, both of which were an option.

1. I couldn't do 2²; I had five things.
   
2. Prime numbers are better than perfect numbers, but perfect numbers as a pun are better than prime numbers.
   
3. So if one could make one of them into a pun during an explanation, then that would be...
   
   Prime reasoning

Oh god, math puns would be the worst quirk ever in a mafia game.

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