Post making contest 4.0

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Passes rule 1.

This is test number three.

Two hundred and ninety one.

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This passes rule 2?

The whatever begins.

This is test number three.

Two hundred and ninety one.

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Passes rules 2 and 4.

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Passes rules 1, 2, and 3.

YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED

BY THE HAWK OF SPACE

copy and paste this message into the first threadyou see and you will be blest.......

...with GOOD FORTUNE for many to come!

BUT IF YOU DO NOT THE SPARROW WILL DRAG YOU TO SPACE WITH IT S TALLONS WHERE YOU WILL NEVER FREMP AGAIN......

choose wisley

Passes rules 2 and 5.

This passes rule 2?

It does indeed pass rule 2, and no other rules.

The whatever begins.

Passes rules 2 and 3.

The begins.

Watermelon.

This passes rule 2!!!

• JESUS CHRIST SJIN ESCORT YOUR FUCKING CIVILIANS DO YOU NEVER LEARN
  
• And learn to end your turn without the assistance of the turn timer. Really, it's not that hard.
  
• Oh my god, Exodia only has 13 defense
  
• Oh that's why Sjin never finishes his turn on time, it's because he spend the entire first half of it aimlessly moving his mouse, doing nothing at all.
  
• Trott hasn't researched trapping by turn 55. TURN 55.
  

The this passes rule 3 begins.

Rule 1: Strongly ascending word length.
Rule 2: ? Usually passes.
Rule 3: The ... begins.
Rule 4: ? Fifteen syllables? Three lines? Numbers?
Rule 5: ? Posts beginning with "I" have passed this.

The
I am a post
begins.

I am. The begins.

The begins.

The begins.

The begins.

I am the next round
begins. Areolar strength
gathering highlights.

Problem's that you've gotta also start the sentence with The, I think.

The begins.

Watermelon.

This post passes rules 1, 2, and 3.

This passes rule 2!!!

This post does indeed pass rule 2.

• JESUS CHRIST SJIN ESCORT YOUR FUCKING CIVILIANS DO YOU NEVER LEARN
  
• And learn to end your turn without the assistance of the turn timer. Really, it's not that hard.
  
• Oh my god, Exodia only has 13 defense
  
• Oh that's why Sjin never finishes his turn on time, it's because he spend the entire first half of it aimlessly moving his mouse, doing nothing at all.
  
• Trott hasn't researched trapping by turn 55. TURN 55.
  

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

The this passes rule 3 begins.

This passes rules 2 and 3.

Rule 1: Strongly ascending word length.
Rule 2: ? Usually passes.
Rule 3: The ... begins.
Rule 4: ? Fifteen syllables? Three lines? Numbers?
Rule 5: ? Posts beginning with "I" have passed this.

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

The
I am a post
begins.

This post passes rules 2, 3, and 5.

I am. The begins.

This post passes rules 1, 2, and 5.

The begins.

The begins.

The begins.

This post passes rule 3.

I am the next round
begins. Areolar strength
gathering highlights.

This post passes rules 1, 2, and 5.

Problem's that you've gotta also start the sentence with The, I think.

This post passes rules 2 and 5.

Binding of Isaac Log:

• I now have a floating eye that wanders the room
  
• GAH I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED THE SHOP WITH MY ONLY KEY!
  
• Cat tail?
  
• Cain is very weak, almost died to Larry
  
• I can'r open a gold chest because I wasted my key
  
• AND ANOTHER ONE
  
• cain doesn't even start with a bomb what a bad
  
• DED
  
• ----
  
• Playing as Isaac like i should have
  
• wow famine is way easier to kill WHEN YOU AREN'T TRASH
  
• I like the items that follow you around. I got a circling cube of meat
  
• I ate some pills and they lessened my tears a little, at least isa
  
• I've found the same "no monsters 4 fires free chest" room 4 times in a row
  
• I picked up an item that gave me 4 spirit hearts
  
• The devil gave me a brother thank you satan, thank you
  
• I've only taken half a heart of damage and I'm almost on the third floor boss; 6 1/2 health is enough, right?
  
• I really like the dead sea scrolls
  
• I got second cube of meat and now my cube of meat is super meat boy??? and shots bullets??? yES!
  
• Also just killed 4th boss pestilence
  
• so it turns out when you pick up a three-dollar bill you become an anime
  
• Well, 1 terribly designed room later I have 1/2 a heart + 1 spirit heart. Time for the boss!
  
• le rip
  

The begins.

First sentence.

If the first sentence accordingly, capitulations.

The next step is to figure out what to do.

Binding of Isaac Log:

• I now have a floating eye that wanders the room
  
• GAH I ACCIDENTALLY OPENED THE SHOP WITH MY ONLY KEY!
  
• Cat tail?
  
• Cain is very weak, almost died to Larry
  
• I can'r open a gold chest because I wasted my key
  
• AND ANOTHER ONE
  
• cain doesn't even start with a bomb what a bad
  
• DED
  
• ----
  
• Playing as Isaac like i should have
  
• wow famine is way easier to kill WHEN YOU AREN'T TRASH
  
• I like the items that follow you around. I got a circling cube of meat
  
• I ate some pills and they lessened my tears a little, at least isa
  
• I've found the same "no monsters 4 fires free chest" room 4 times in a row
  
• I picked up an item that gave me 4 spirit hearts
  
• The devil gave me a brother thank you satan, thank you
  
• I've only taken half a heart of damage and I'm almost on the third floor boss; 6 1/2 health is enough, right?
  
• I really like the dead sea scrolls
  
• I got second cube of meat and now my cube of meat is super meat boy??? and shots bullets??? yES!
  
• Also just killed 4th boss pestilence
  
• so it turns out when you pick up a three-dollar bill you become an anime
  
• Well, 1 terribly designed room later I have 1/2 a heart + 1 spirit heart. Time for the boss!
  
• le rip
  

Passes rules 2 and 5.

The begins.

First sentence.

If the first sentence accordingly, capitulations.

Passes rules 2 and 3.

The next step is to figure out what to do.

Passes rules 2 and 3.

The cats scour oceans.

I am the post.

The next round begins.
It's snowing on mount Fuji.
I am the poster.

The cats scour oceans.

I am the post.

Passes rules 2, 3, and 5.

The next round begins.
It's snowing on mount Fuji.
I am the poster.

Passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.
First post to pass four rules!