Post making contest: easier mode

A literal dog, canis domesticus.

A literal dog, canis domesticus.

This post passes no rules.

A weird dog, Felis catus.

A weird dog, Felis catus.

This post passes no rules.

This post passes no rules!

TWELVE

FOURTEEN

SIXTEEN

14 (fourteen /fɔərˈtiːn/) is the natural number following 13 and preceding 15.

In speech, the numbers 14 and 40 are often confused. When carefully enunciated, they differ in which syllable is stressed: 14 Listeni/fɔərˈtiːn/ vs 40 /ˈfɔːrti/.[1] In relation to the word "four" (4), 14 is spelled "fourteen".

TWELVE

FOURTEEN

SIXTEEN

14 (fourteen /fɔərˈtiːn/) is the natural number following 13 and preceding 15.

In speech, the numbers 14 and 40 are often confused. When carefully enunciated, they differ in which syllable is stressed: 14 Listeni/fɔərˈtiːn/ vs 40 /ˈfɔːrti/.[1] In relation to the word "four" (4), 14 is spelled "fourteen".

None of these posts pass any rules.

Ground beef falls on brown dirt.

POST NUMBER TWO

POST SUBJECT: gah XX

!

Can an Fair tango be

Code:

joyfully [i][u][b]performed[/b][/u][/i]

considering that fact that this message is a secret?

Element blade sunders Earths. GroUnd beef falls on brown dirt, as said previously, since it grows from air, 'twas said.

g0m g0m blade

Another "all fiver" bomb 天王盖地虎宝塔镇河妖

Show Content

SpoilerA bright tango can be performed with lubrication if you must, ok?

₇₃₆ chill weird dogs: The "post-musical!" Coming soon to cloud.

Test #199282: Vivacious blizzard of calmness celebrates a colorless end of green message. Those who burn houses will burn in burner hell. Cold, bob, bob, bob.

<<< YOUR USERNAME >>>, new commando, welcome to this Space Consortium!

Borderline box wood jam Kilt-quilt weaver zebras, please unite laugh! [noparse][/noparse]

Rhea arrived with fire. Sarin comes with dust. They (boom!) will return again with a flash of conflict. :)



I would sit under this sword here, and now
, this is a winter of our discontent.
Now, Swamped snake, tern around and don't hawk at or bug me anymore, if you bring that famous rabanoloparger, which terrifies all.
Schazer is best in all this galaxy and deserves great things!!!!!!!

END OF POST

Hooray!

long post

Okay.

-Does not pass Rule 1 but vaguely points in that direction.
-Does not pass Rule 2 at all.
-Passes Rule 3, there's a little ambiguity here but I'm comfortable calling it that.
-Passes Rule 4, but barely.
-A close call on Rule 5 that I'm going to say is a pass. However, even without the part that explicitly passes, a lot of the post is in the neighborhood of this rule.

Please don't layer things on top of this right away. Breaking it down is fine.

Hooray!

This post passes no rules.

I thought I was posting a new post but accidentally edited it after-judgement.

Ground beef falls on brown dirt.

POST NUMBER TWO

POST SUBJECT: gah XX

!

Can an Fair tango be

Code:

joyfully [i][u][b]performed[/b][/u][/i]

considering that fact that this message is a secret?

Element blade sunders Earths. GroUnd beef falls on brown dirt, as said previously, since it grows from air, 'twas said.

g0m g0m blade

Another "all fiver" bomb 天王盖地虎宝塔镇河妖

Show Content

SpoilerA bright tango can be performed with lubrication if you must, ok?

₇₃₆ chill weird dogs: The "post-musical!" Coming soon to cloud.

Test #199282: Vivacious blizzard of calmness celebrates a colorless end of green message. Those who burn houses will burn in burner hell. Cold, bob, bob, bob.

<<< YOUR USERNAME >>>, new commando, welcome to this Space Consortium!

Borderline box wood jam Kilt-quilt weaver zebras, please unite laugh! [noparse][/noparse]

Rhea arrived with fire. Sarin comes with dust. They (boom!) will return again with a flash of conflict. :)



I would sit under this sword here, and now
, this is a winter of our discontent.
Now, Swamped snake, tern around and don't hawk at or bug me anymore, if you bring that famous rabanoloparger, which terrifies all.
Schazer is best in all this galaxy and deserves great things!!!!!!!

END OF POST

I thought I was posting a new post but accidentally edited it after-judgement.

Ground beef falls on brown dirt.

POST NUMBER TWO

POST SUBJECT: gah XX

!

Can an Fair tango be

Code:

joyfully [i][u][b]performed[/b][/u][/i]

considering that fact that this message is a secret?

Element blade sunders Earths. GroUnd beef falls on brown dirt, as said previously, since it grows from air, 'twas said.

g0m g0m blade

Another "all fiver" bomb 天王盖地虎宝塔镇河妖

Show Content

SpoilerA bright tango can be performed with lubrication if you must, ok?

₇₃₆ chill weird dogs: The "post-musical!" Coming soon to cloud.

Test #199282: Vivacious blizzard of calmness celebrates a colorless end of green message. Those who burn houses will burn in burner hell. Cold, bob, bob, bob.

<<< YOUR USERNAME >>>, new commando, welcome to this Space Consortium!

Borderline box wood jam Kilt-quilt weaver zebras, please unite laugh! [noparse][/noparse]

Rhea arrived with fire. Sarin comes with dust. They (boom!) will return again with a flash of conflict. :)



I would sit under this sword here, and now
, this is a winter of our discontent.
Now, Swamped snake, tern around and don't hawk at or bug me anymore, if you bring that famous rabanoloparger, which terrifies all.
Schazer is best in all this galaxy and deserves great things!!!!!!!

END OF POST

This post only passes rule 4. It comes close to passing rule 3. It has things in it that relate to Rule 1 but don't pass it.

divine leg-president

golden .45 revolver, powered by dreams. shoots lightning.

divine leg-president

Passes no rules!

golden .45 revolver, powered by dreams. shoots lightning.

Passes no rules, but isn't far off from the overall theme.

canned bread

A robotic snake that looks like a real snake. Detects if it's been tread on, and beams super badfeels into the treader if they belong to a union

bike that when you peddle it it produces a gas which inspires revolution upon the ideals of the founding fathers

canned bread

A robotic snake that looks like a real snake. Detects if it's been tread on, and beams super badfeels into the treader if they belong to a union

bike that when you peddle it it produces a gas which inspires revolution upon the ideals of the founding fathers

None of these pass any rules! You may be taking my hint a little more narrowly than it was intended.

Post Making Contest
Good Patent Ideas
The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
fuck,
Swamped

Post Making Contest
Good Patent Ideas
The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
fuck,
Swamped

Getting warmer.
Going to rule that this passes Rule 3 on a technicality.