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What did you do to my magnificent weird dog?

♥g0m, I am sorry.♥ You realize I'd never intend to spoil your (magnificent) thread, yeah? Have a heart; please try to forgive me g0m. Maybe I could get you a new weird dog!

Gobbage here is a little odd, but I'm sure you will be raven 'bout her pretty soon. Note that she requires a lot of attention; she termite be too much to handle, i can't handle her myself.



Fogel, I expected a pretty big trainwreck, but wow

g0m

!

Can an Fair tango be

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joyfully [i][u][b]performed[/b][/u][/i]

considering that fact that this message is a secret?

Element blade sunders Earths. GroUnd beef falls on brown dirt, as said previously, since it grows from air, 'twas said.

g0m g0m blade

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SpoilerA bright tango can be performed with lubrication if you must, ok?

₇₃₆ chill weird dogs: The "post-musical!" Coming soon to cloud.

Test #199282: Vivacious blizzard of calmness celebrates a colorless end of green message. Those who burn houses will burn in burner hell. Cold, bob, bob, bob.

Kaynato, new commando, welcome to this Space Consortium!

Borderline box wood jam Kilt-quilt weaver zebras, please unite laugh! [noparse][/noparse]

Rhea arrived with fire. Sarin comes with dust. They (boom!) will return again with a flash of conflict. :)

I would sit under this sword here, and now
, this is a winter of our discontent.
Now, Swamped snake, tern around and don't hawk at or bug me anymore, if you bring that famous rabanoloparger, which terrifies all.
Schazer is best in all this galaxy and deserves great things!!!!!!!

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What did you do to my magnificent weird dog?

♥g0m, I am sorry.♥ You realize I'd never intend to spoil your (magnificent) thread, yeah? Have a heart; please try to forgive me g0m. Maybe I could get you a new weird dog!

Gobbage here is a little odd, but I'm sure you will be raven 'bout her pretty soon. Note that she requires a lot of attention; she termite be too much to handle, i can't handle her myself.



Fogel, I expected a pretty big trainwreck, but wow

g0m

!

Can an Fair tango be

Code:

joyfully [i][u][b]performed[/b][/u][/i]

considering that fact that this message is a secret?

Element blade sunders Earths. GroUnd beef falls on brown dirt, as said previously, since it grows from air, 'twas said.

g0m g0m blade

Another "all fiver" bomb 天王盖地虎宝塔镇河妖

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SpoilerA bright tango can be performed with lubrication if you must, ok?

₇₃₆ chill weird dogs: The "post-musical!" Coming soon to cloud.

Test #199282: Vivacious blizzard of calmness celebrates a colorless end of green message. Those who burn houses will burn in burner hell. Cold, bob, bob, bob.

Kaynato, new commando, welcome to this Space Consortium!

Borderline box wood jam Kilt-quilt weaver zebras, please unite laugh! [noparse][/noparse]

Rhea arrived with fire. Sarin comes with dust. They (boom!) will return again with a flash of conflict. :)

I would sit under this sword here, and now
, this is a winter of our discontent.
Now, Swamped snake, tern around and don't hawk at or bug me anymore, if you bring that famous rabanoloparger, which terrifies all.
Schazer is best in all this galaxy and deserves great things!!!!!!!

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Passes, like, 4.7 easy mode rules

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- Caw caw! Chirp chirp! quack quack!


BIRD

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Happy birthday, Ix! I got you a really, really weird dog that may or may not just be a traced picture of the first Google image result for "pangolin". Sorry it's not entirely house-trained yet...

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Happy birthday, Ix! I got you a really, really weird dog that may or may not just be a traced picture of the first Google image result for "pangolin". Sorry it's not entirely house-trained yet...

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This is test #1.

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This is test #1.

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LUBRICATION

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LUBRICATION

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sruix i love my new precious boy

i am so tired

today has been 95% good and then i made the mistake of trying to watch hit hollywood sleeping-pill-alternative The Big Short and now I must sleep

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What did you do to my magnificent weird dog?

♥g0m, I am sorry.♥ You realize I'd never intend to spoil your (magnificent) thread, yeah? Have a heart; please try to forgive me g0m. Maybe I could get you a new weird dog!

Gobbage here is a little odd, but I'm sure you will be raven 'bout her pretty soon. Note that she requires a lot of attention; she termite be too much to handle, i can't handle her myself.



Fogel, I expected a pretty big trainwreck, but wow

g0m

!

Can an Fair tango be

Code:

joyfully [i][u][b]performed[/b][/u][/i]

considering that fact that this message is a secret?

Element blade sunders Earths. GroUnd beef falls on brown dirt, as said previously, since it grows from air, 'twas said.

g0m g0m blade

Another "all fiver" bomb 天王盖地虎宝塔镇河妖

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Spoiler[background=#123123]A bright tango can be performed with lubrication if you must, ok?

₇₃₆ chill weird dogs: The "post-musical!" Coming soon to cloud.

Test #199282: Vivacious blizzard of calmness celebrates a colorless end of green message. Those who burn houses will burn in burner hell. Cold, bob, bob, bob.

Kaynato, new commando, welcome to this Space Consortium!

Borderline box wood jam Kilt-quilt weaver zebras, please unite laugh! [noparse][/noparse]

Rhea arrived with fire. Sarin comes with dust. They (boom!) will return again with a flash of conflict. :)

sruix i love my new precious boy

i am so tired

today has been 95% good and then i made the mistake of trying to watch hit hollywood sleeping-pill-alternative The Big Short and now I must sleep

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From the bureau of stats you never knew you wanted:

Rounds by how many posts it took to win


Rounds by how long it took to win


Rounds are measured by firstpost of host to winning post.

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What did you do to my magnificent weird dog?

♥g0m, I am sorry.♥ You realize I'd never intend to spoil your (magnificent) thread, yeah? Have a heart; please try to forgive me g0m. Maybe I could get you a new weird dog!

Gobbage here is a little odd, but I'm sure you will be raven 'bout her pretty soon. Note that she requires a lot of attention; she termite be too much to handle, i can't handle her myself.



Fogel, I expected a pretty big trainwreck, but wow

g0m

!

Can an Fair tango be

Code:

joyfully [i][u][b]performed[/b][/u][/i]

considering that fact that this message is a secret?

Element blade sunders Earths. GroUnd beef falls on brown dirt, as said previously, since it grows from air, 'twas said.

g0m g0m blade

Another "all fiver" bomb 天王盖地虎宝塔镇河妖

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Spoiler[background=#123123]A bright tango can be performed with lubrication if you must, ok?

₇₃₆ chill weird dogs: The "post-musical!" Coming soon to cloud.

Test #199282: Vivacious blizzard of calmness celebrates a colorless end of green message. Those who burn houses will burn in burner hell. Cold, bob, bob, bob.

Kaynato, new commando, welcome to this Space Consortium!

Borderline box wood jam Kilt-quilt weaver zebras, please unite laugh! [noparse][/noparse]

Rhea arrived with fire. Sarin comes with dust. They (boom!) will return again with a flash of conflict. :)

Passes rules 1, 3 and 5

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♥g0m, I am sorry.♥ You realize I'd never intend to spoil your (magnificent) thread, yeah? Have a heart; please try to forgive me g0m. Maybe I could get you a new weird dog!

Fogel, I expected a pretty big trainwreck, but wow

g0m

!

Can an Fair tango be

Code:

joyfully [i][u][b]performed[/b][/u][/i]

considering that fact that this message is a secret?

Element blade sunders Earths. GroUnd beef falls on brown dirt, as said previously, since it grows from air, 'twas said.

g0m g0m blade

Another "all fiver" bomb 天王盖地虎宝塔镇河妖

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Spoiler[background=#123123]A bright tango can be performed with lubrication if you must, ok?

₇₃₆ chill weird dogs: The "post-musical!" Coming soon to cloud.

Test #199282: Vivacious blizzard of calmness celebrates a colorless end of green message. Those who burn houses will burn in burner hell. Cold, bob, bob, bob.

Kaynato, new commando, welcome to this Space Consortium!

Borderline box wood jam Kilt-quilt weaver zebras, please unite laugh! [noparse][/noparse]

Rhea arrived with fire. Sarin comes with dust. They (boom!) will return again with a flash of conflict. :)

Passes rules 1, 3 and 5

Edit: I just noticed a bit that I didn't before.
That post and all previous versions of it pass rule 1 as well.

Passes rules 2 and 5