Post making contest 4.0

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Post making contest 4.0
RE: Post making contest
Doctor, I have a problem. I keep forgetting where my fingertips are.
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I am exactly as patient as I wanted to be.
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I can count. See: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
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Doctor Doctor my fingers keep taking 15% of all my money for themselves.

Of course, they're your fingertips.
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Jargogle, quibble. Chappaquiddick.

I pass rules 1 and 4!

I don't pass rule 2...
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(07-18-2016, 05:32 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Doctor, I have a problem. I keep forgetting where my fingertips are.
Passes rule 4.
(07-18-2016, 06:32 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I am exactly as patient as I wanted to be.
Passes rule 4.
(07-18-2016, 07:43 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I can count. See: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
Passes no rules!
(07-18-2016, 08:43 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Doctor Doctor my fingers keep taking 15% of all my money for themselves.

Of course, they're your fingertips.
Passes rule 3.
(07-18-2016, 12:59 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Jargogle, quibble. Chappaquiddick.

I pass rules 1 and 4!

I don't pass rule 2...
Passes rule 3 and comes ridiculously close to passing rule 1.
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RE: Post making contest
What if fingernails were called fingertops?
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Jargogle, quibble. Chappaquiddick.
Ghawazi frumple, bombastic! Xenolith. Zanzifran marzipan clickity-clackity vanguarding for that booty.
I pass rules 1 and 4 3!
Oui, this message was left by the natural oils on my monitor.
I don't pass rule 2...
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There are hidden secrets in the post above, as well as this post.
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((These last two posts won't pass #3, but the first of the three will.))
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Pamango strorikes a balamapun at the vikil otemnan of premeteng.
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I might as well announce Swamped updates in here too, just in case that somehow passes a rule.

Swamped update: https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...#pid145342
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AAHAHAGAGAG! AAAAAGGHA AGGHHAGAGAHHHH! AAAGAGAGAHAAAAGHHH!
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(07-18-2016, 10:39 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »What if fingernails were called fingertops?

well for one instead of the phrase "tooth and nail" we'd have "tooth and top"

Which probably flows a little less well.
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Fingers are nailed... they are nailed, to my fingers.
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who are you kidding? tooth and top sounds real good!
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Now, say it five times fast.

Tooth and top.
Tooth and top.
Tooth and top.
Toofand top.
Toofantawp.
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there are secret letters in this post. Can you guess what they are?

Neither can I Blankaloupe
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(07-18-2016, 05:56 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »
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Passes rule 5, and is somewhat close to 2.
(07-18-2016, 10:39 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »What if fingernails were called fingertops?
Passes rule 4.
(07-18-2016, 11:51 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Jargogle, quibble. Chappaquiddick.
Ghawazi frumple, bombastic! Xenolith. Zanzifran marzipan clickity-clackity vanguarding for that booty.
I pass rules 1 and 4 3!
Oui, this message was left by the natural oils on my monitor.
I don't pass rule 2...
Still ridiculously close to 1, but nothing else.
(07-18-2016, 11:53 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »There are hidden secrets in the post above, as well as this post.
Passes rule 4.
(07-18-2016, 11:55 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »((These last two posts won't pass #3, but the first of the three will.))
Passes no rules!
(07-19-2016, 12:03 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Pamango strorikes a balamapun at the vikil otemnan of premeteng.
Passes rule 3.
(07-19-2016, 12:11 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I might as well announce Swamped updates in here too, just in case that somehow passes a rule.

Swamped update: https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...#pid145342
Passes rule 3.
(07-19-2016, 12:57 AM)a52 Wrote: »AAHAHAGAGAG! AAAAAGGHA AGGHHAGAGAHHHH! AAAGAGAGAHAAAAGHHH!
AAAAAA! Passes rule 3.
(07-19-2016, 01:15 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »
(07-18-2016, 10:39 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »What if fingernails were called fingertops?

well for one instead of the phrase "tooth and nail" we'd have "tooth and top"

Which probably flows a little less well.
Passes rule 3.
(07-19-2016, 01:17 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Fingers are nailed... they are nailed, to my fingers.
Passes no rules!
(07-19-2016, 01:17 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »who are you kidding? tooth and top sounds real good!
Passes rule 3.
(07-19-2016, 01:20 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Now, say it five times fast.

Tooth and top.
Tooth and top.
Tooth and top.
Toofand top.
Toofantawp.
Passes no rules.
(07-19-2016, 01:33 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »there are secret letters in this post. Can you guess what they are?

Neither can I Blankaloupe
Passes rule 3.
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RE: Post making contest
I think you all are heading twords getting rule 1, but I think I'd rather give you a hint so that you could get there, as well as helping you be able to pass three of the other five rules.

This has been a post which passes rule 1, and only rule 1.
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RE: Post making contest
I think you all are heading towards getting rule 1, but I think I'd rather give you a hint so that you could get there, as well as helping you be able to pass three of the other five rules.

This has been a post which passes rule 1, and only rule 1.
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rule 1 rule 1 rule 1
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New page!