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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
05-16-2016, 07:10 PM
I cleave the vending machine in half with my axe and then play a sick riff with it
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
05-16-2016, 08:05 PM
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
05-17-2016, 01:33 AM
I steal someone else's bag of food.
A character on fire WOULDN'T say "I am cold."
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
05-17-2016, 01:35 AM
I steal ICGC's heart
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
05-17-2016, 01:56 AM
I turn into a bear
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
05-17-2016, 02:03 AM
now now, a52, i can only give it away for charitable reasons. If you're a regular robin hood, i happily bequeath my heart unto you. If not, I will hire all 666 of my lawyers. To murder you. Yeah, they don't practice law anymore.
I wonder who i'm going to hire to defend me after I'm charged?
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
05-17-2016, 04:50 AM
I count how many coins I have on me, while contemplating whether to get Coca-Cola Zero or Diet Coke or Diet Coke Vanilla and... Oh my god is that Coca-Cola Zero Vanilla!? SCORE! But wait... How many coins does it cost again?
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
05-18-2016, 05:02 AM
I sneak attack the Vending Machine.
Sneakily, of course.
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
05-31-2016, 12:14 AM
You do this and sUDDENLY THERES A BIG POLICE MAN WITH 500 ATTACK POINTS AND 1 HEALTH!!!1!1!!
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
05-31-2016, 12:24 AM
I turn into two bears
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
05-31-2016, 12:38 AM
The big man gets scared and runs away, you take your delicious Yum Yum Yum Super Yum Chipperonis.
What do next?
options are:
1. Off self.
2. Consume candy.
3. Go downstairs into lobby and shoot it up.
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
05-31-2016, 01:28 AM
Consume lobby.
But stealthily.
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
05-31-2016, 02:24 AM
go try do heroin in the lobby, find a distinct lack of lobby, shoot heroin off Granola's back instead
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
06-01-2016, 12:03 AM
The lobby is made out of heroin, you dingus.
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
06-01-2016, 12:28 AM
I play some alternative rock to set the mood
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
06-01-2016, 12:29 AM
I commune with some herons instead
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
06-01-2016, 03:45 AM
sell the lobby on the black market.
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
06-09-2016, 02:10 AM
You get a shit ton of cash money
OK NEW CHARACTER!111
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
06-09-2016, 06:28 AM
My new character is the shitton of cash money.
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
06-10-2016, 12:49 AM
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My character is lods of emone
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
06-10-2016, 01:04 AM
I commune with sand dollars and goldfinches
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
06-18-2016, 05:55 AM
You become the money.
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
06-18-2016, 06:22 AM
I spend myself.
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
06-19-2016, 02:18 AM
(06-18-2016, 06:22 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »I spend myself.
but on what?
cloning machines? Are you spending yourself to counterfeit more of yourself to spend??? WHAT HAS THE AGENCONOMY COME TO
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D
06-19-2016, 03:18 AM
I spend myself... ON CREDIT