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Literally Fucking D&D - wyatt - 04-21-2016
Ok you guys I am uh, the dungeon master.
Our setting will start with:
You guys are in a bed inside of a "Cool Guy Motel" and you must all meet up in the lobby.
Write up your character in the messages or something I dunno.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Loather - 04-21-2016
rogue
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - OTTO - 04-21-2016
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RE: Literally Fucking D&D - a52 - 04-21-2016
*whiny kid voice* no, I wanted to be the rogue!
fine.
theif.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - AgentBlue - 04-21-2016
Rogue 3, master of the running gag
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Robust Laser - 04-21-2016
![[Image: mUhZoI6.jpg]](https://i.imgur.com/mUhZoI6.jpg)
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - AgentBlue - 04-21-2016
Asking us to take anything seriously at first glance is a losing proposition
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Robust Laser - 04-21-2016
i forgot to put an alignment
consider S'k'k'k'k'k'k to be unaligned
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Electrum - 04-21-2016
My dude is a warlock. I think.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Schazer - 04-21-2016
Druid druid druid druid
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - AgentBlue - 04-21-2016
Also, when do we literally fuck the D&D?
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Electrum - 04-21-2016
That is the end goal obviously.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Jacquerel - 04-21-2016
I want to be a dragonborn warlord
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Electrum - 04-21-2016
Funny thing, my first ever DnD character was/is a dragonborn Druid. I'll probably have this guy a dragonborn as well. We can be Dragon-pals.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Jacquerel - 04-21-2016
the only thing that confuses me is why anyone picks anything that isn't a dragonborn
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Granolaman - 04-21-2016
Urban Ranger with points in Stealth and surprise attacks.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Sai - 04-21-2016
I'll be the snarky familiar. We have no wizard, so I'm not actually anyone's familiar. Fortunately, since we have no wizard, no one knows enough to question this.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Mirdini - 04-21-2016
I'm the secret wizard
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - AgentBlue - 04-21-2016
Can I be the Secret Millionaire
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-22-2016
i will be the ascetic billionaire
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Justice Watch - 04-22-2016
bardbarian
i play/fight with an axe
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Robust Laser - 04-22-2016
i made a typo, sk'k'k'k'k'k is actually a wizard
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - Reyweld - 04-22-2016
I'll be the Shopkeeper; travelling around with the adventurers, selling them limitless mysterious goods, cashing in gold while secretly desiring company and enjoying being helpful.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - wyatt - 05-16-2016
Ok so you guys are in your REALLY RADICAL beds and um you must get out and get a bag of food from the vending machine outside your room.
What do?
RE: Literally Fucking D&D - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-16-2016
i contemplate stealing, selling the vending machine and subsequently donating the funds to charity