Posts: 473
Joined: Apr 2016
Pronouns: dude, cool, radical, catdog
Location: heckvile
04-21-2016, 03:13 AM
Ok you guys I am uh, the dungeon master.
Our setting will start with:
You guys are in a bed inside of a "Cool Guy Motel" and you must all meet up in the lobby.
Write up your character in the messages or something I dunno.
Posts: 1,971
Joined: Jul 2012
Pronouns: she or they
Location: the astro plain
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 03:55 AM
rogue
Posts: 4,983
Joined: Jan 2000
Pronouns:
Location:
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 04:19 AM
You must be registered to view this content.
A character on fire WOULDN'T say "I am cold."
Offline
Posts: 4,286
Joined: Jan 2016
Pronouns: officially she
Location: the woods
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 04:21 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-21-2016, 04:22 AM by a52.)
*whiny kid voice* no, I wanted to be the rogue!
fine.
theif.
Posts: 4,190
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: ask
Location: Sunshine, Lollipops and Diabetes
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 05:54 AM
Rogue 3, master of the running gag
Posts: 3,242
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: She/They/He/Whatever
Location: Kelowna, BC, Canada, THE MOON
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 06:35 AM
Posts: 4,190
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: ask
Location: Sunshine, Lollipops and Diabetes
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 07:29 AM
Asking us to take anything seriously at first glance is a losing proposition
Posts: 3,242
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: She/They/He/Whatever
Location: Kelowna, BC, Canada, THE MOON
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 07:31 AM
i forgot to put an alignment
consider S'k'k'k'k'k'k to be unaligned
Palladium Fire Engorged on Teal Oak
Offline
Posts: 704
Joined: Apr 2016
Pronouns:
Location: Home is wherever I can live
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 07:56 AM
My dude is a warlock. I think.
Posts: 7,449
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: they/them/whatever
Location: Coast.
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 08:01 AM
Druid druid druid druid
Posts: 4,190
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: ask
Location: Sunshine, Lollipops and Diabetes
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 08:22 AM
Also, when do we literally fuck the D&D?
Palladium Fire Engorged on Teal Oak
Offline
Posts: 704
Joined: Apr 2016
Pronouns:
Location: Home is wherever I can live
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 08:37 AM
That is the end goal obviously.
Posts: 1,842
Joined: Sep 2011
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: UK
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 10:17 AM
I want to be a dragonborn warlord
Palladium Fire Engorged on Teal Oak
Offline
Posts: 704
Joined: Apr 2016
Pronouns:
Location: Home is wherever I can live
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 10:24 AM
Funny thing, my first ever DnD character was/is a dragonborn Druid. I'll probably have this guy a dragonborn as well. We can be Dragon-pals.
Posts: 1,842
Joined: Sep 2011
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: UK
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 02:25 PM
the only thing that confuses me is why anyone picks anything that isn't a dragonborn
Posts: 1,380
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: He/Him/His
Location: Wiscaaansin
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 02:47 PM
Urban Ranger with points in Stealth and surprise attacks.
Posts: 622
Joined: Jan 2014
Pronouns:
Location: Wolf
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 04:34 PM
I'll be the snarky familiar. We have no wizard, so I'm not actually anyone's familiar. Fortunately, since we have no wizard, no one knows enough to question this.
Posts: 2,497
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: He/they
Location: Strudel Central
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 04:56 PM
I'm the secret wizard
Posts: 4,190
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: ask
Location: Sunshine, Lollipops and Diabetes
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-21-2016, 09:47 PM
Can I be the Secret Millionaire
Posts: 3,931
Joined: Mar 2013
Pronouns: Male
Location: The deepest, most petrifying depths of your local Wal-Mart
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-22-2016, 12:51 AM
i will be the ascetic billionaire
Posts: 2,669
Joined: Oct 2014
Pronouns: He/Him
Location: A City on the Moon
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-22-2016, 01:00 AM
bardbarian
i play/fight with an axe
Posts: 3,242
Joined: Jul 2011
Pronouns: She/They/He/Whatever
Location: Kelowna, BC, Canada, THE MOON
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-22-2016, 12:25 PM
i made a typo, sk'k'k'k'k'k is actually a wizard
Posts: 6,617
Joined: Dec 2014
Pronouns: He/Him (or They/Them)
Location: Hell-Place, Ontario
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
04-22-2016, 02:47 PM
I'll be the Shopkeeper; travelling around with the adventurers, selling them limitless mysterious goods, cashing in gold while secretly desiring company and enjoying being helpful.
Sig:
Show Content
Spoiler
(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove (02-06-2017, 01:02 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »
Show Content
Spoiler
Posts: 473
Joined: Apr 2016
Pronouns: dude, cool, radical, catdog
Location: heckvile
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
05-16-2016, 05:04 PM
Ok so you guys are in your REALLY RADICAL beds and um you must get out and get a bag of food from the vending machine outside your room.
What do?
Posts: 3,931
Joined: Mar 2013
Pronouns: Male
Location: The deepest, most petrifying depths of your local Wal-Mart
RE: Literally Fucking D&D
05-16-2016, 06:12 PM
i contemplate stealing, selling the vending machine and subsequently donating the funds to charity
|