Literally Fucking D&D

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Literally Fucking D&D
#1
Literally Fucking D&D
Ok you guys I am uh, the dungeon master.

Our setting will start with:

You guys are in a bed inside of a "Cool Guy Motel" and you must all meet up in the lobby.

Write up your character in the messages or something I dunno.
#2
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rogue
#3
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#4
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*whiny kid voice* no, I wanted to be the rogue!
fine.
theif.
#5
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Rogue 3, master of the running gag
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#7
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Asking us to take anything seriously at first glance is a losing proposition
#8
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i forgot to put an alignment


consider S'k'k'k'k'k'k to be unaligned
#9
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My dude is a warlock. I think.
#10
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Druid druid druid druid
#11
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Also, when do we literally fuck the D&D?
#12
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That is the end goal obviously.
#13
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I want to be a dragonborn warlord
#14
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Funny thing, my first ever DnD character was/is a dragonborn Druid. I'll probably have this guy a dragonborn as well. We can be Dragon-pals.
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the only thing that confuses me is why anyone picks anything that isn't a dragonborn
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Urban Ranger with points in Stealth and surprise attacks.
#17
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I'll be the snarky familiar. We have no wizard, so I'm not actually anyone's familiar. Fortunately, since we have no wizard, no one knows enough to question this.
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I'm the secret wizard
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Can I be the Secret Millionaire
#20
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i will be the ascetic billionaire
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bardbarian

i play/fight with an axe
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i made a typo, sk'k'k'k'k'k is actually a wizard
#23
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I'll be the Shopkeeper; travelling around with the adventurers, selling them limitless mysterious goods, cashing in gold while secretly desiring company and enjoying being helpful.
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#24
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Ok so you guys are in your REALLY RADICAL beds and um you must get out and get a bag of food from the vending machine outside your room.

What do?
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i contemplate stealing, selling the vending machine and subsequently donating the funds to charity
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