Rule Creating Contest

We've had the Post Making Contest. We've had the Picture Drawing Contest. We've had the Number Choosing Contest. And who can forget Toast Making or Pizza Topping Contests? Now, you might be asking yourself, can these get any more ridiculous and meta? Of course they can, and that's what this is here for.

Come up with your great ideas for what rules need to be a part of these contests. However, there are five secret rules (like always), that determine whether or not you win. Submit up to five rules per post, like "Post must include the letter A". If you are the first to submit a rule that follows all of the secret rules, you win the grand prize of absolutely nothing!

For the record, my example rule broke all five secret rules. Have fun!

Posts must be composed out of only movie and book titles

The post must obey
The constraints of a haiku
Or else it will fail

edgy rule set

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Posts must be composed out of only movie and book titles

This passes rules 2 and 5

The post must obey
The constraints of a haiku
Or else it will fail

This passes rule 5

edgy rule set

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I'm not entirely sure on what the rule(s) is, but it for sure passes 5 and fails 1 and 3, and I'm pretty sure it passes 4 and fails 2.

All rules must obey themselves

Posts may not be posted.

All vOwEls mUst bE cApItAlIzEd

All rules must obey themselves

Passes rule 5. Might pass rule 1, but I really don't think so.

Posts may not be posted.

Passes rules 2 and 5.

All vOwEls mUst bE cApItAlIzEd

Passes rule 5. If I am being super-duper technical, it also passes rule 2. Remember, you can put up to five rules in a post if you want.

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1. Post must contain the entire rule set for this contest.
2. Post must contain at least two different colors of text
4. Post must include a meme from the original posting contest, such as g0m or the Space Consortium.
5. Post must use words in the English language.

Post must agree with the one below it.

Post must disagree with the one above it.

Passes rule 5.

1. Post must contain the entire rule set for this contest.

Passes rules 1, 2, and 5.

2. Post must contain at least two different colors of text

Passes rules 1, 4, and 5.

Passes rules 1 and 4.

4. Post must include a meme from the original posting contest, such as g0m or the Space Consortium.

Passes rule 1 and 5.

5. Post must use words in the English language.

Passes rule 1 and 5. Also, all of Fogel's rules failed rule 3, as opposed to the spectacular fails that everyone else had had.

Post must agree with the one below it.

Passes rule 5. May or may not pass rule 2. Passes rule 2.

Post must disagree with the one above it.

Passes rule 5.

415. Post must include a numbered rule and that number must be higher than 5.

415. Post must include a numbered rule and that number must be higher than 5.

This rule passes rules 3 and 5, it fails 2 and 4, and for 1 it... uh... well... that sure is a paradox. I'm going to have to go with it Qs rule 1.

Rules must be rules.

Rules that are rules must also be rules.

Post must include the number of rules broken, including this one, and no other numbers.

You must wear a hat on Tuesday and it must be a very silly hat. Photo is optional.

All rules must directly contradict an existing rule, but the posts containing the new rules must follow all existing rules.

Rules must be rules.

Fails everything!

Rules that are rules must also be rules.

Barely passes 5, but that's it.

Post must include the number of rules broken, including this one, and no other numbers.

Passes 1, 2, and barely 5.

You must wear a hat on Tuesday and it must be a very silly hat. Photo is optional.

Passes 5, and I'm pretty sure it will pass 2. I wish photo was mandatory, though. Wouldn't change the rules it passed, but it would be funnier.

All rules must directly contradict an existing rule, but the posts containing the new rules must follow all existing rules.

Passes 5 and I think it passes 2 as well. It fails 3 and 4, and probably 1 as well.

No rule but MOB RULE

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Are rules rules?

1. It's my birthday so my posts are the only posts not allowed to win.
2. I feed hints to Immaterial so he always wins the contest.
3. This rule is kind of ambiguous so I'm not always sure if something passes it.
4. Maybe posts that fail this rule actually pass it due to negligence.
5. I'm a man.

73. Post must not make any sense.
985. Post must correctly identify at least one of the actual rules.
0. Post must not exceed 60 kilometers per hour.
8658. Post must respect a curfew of 7 PM local time.
222222. Posts which may contain nuts must include a warning label indicating such.