OFFICE QUEST 2K15

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OFFICE QUEST 2K15
RE: Official Hawksquawk podcast thread (latest: ep 9)
Darn I was hoping that this was a legit podcast, cause I'd be all like "WHERE DO I SIGN UP!?!?!?" hahahahah.
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RE: Official Hawksquawk podcast thread (latest: ep 9)
(05-10-2016, 10:56 AM)Bobert Wrote: »Darn I was hoping that this was a legit podcast
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RE: Official Hawksquawk podcast thread (latest: ep 9)
(05-10-2016, 10:56 AM)Bobert Wrote: »Darn I was hoping that this was a legit podcast, cause I'd be all like "WHERE DO I SIGN UP!?!?!?" hahahahah.

It actually is, see here
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RE: Official Hawksquawk podcast thread (latest: ep 9)
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PIGGER uses CHILI CON CARNAGE!

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Your'e fuse has been lit! if the fire isn't put out, you will violently and calamatously explode in three (3) turns!
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RE: officeq uest: CHILLE CON CARNAGE
> wait three turns
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RE: officeq uest: DEAD.
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ted "BIG" cruz has been slain (he goe's to heaven)

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DARVY has been slain. he goe's to redneck heavan

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pigger has been slain. He does NOT go to heaven

who shall you be now?
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RE: officeq uest: DEAD.
heaven. it's the safest choice. after all, heaven can't die
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RE: officeq uest: DEAD.
vampire pigger
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RE: officeq uest: DEAD.
(05-19-2016, 01:07 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »heaven. it's the safest choice. after all, heaven can't die

(05-19-2016, 01:09 AM)Schazer Wrote: »vampire pigger

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you are now HEAVEN MCPIGGLESWORTH VON VAMPIRE.

You are an alien, and like most aliens, you live on Mars. The south pole to be exact, (which is by far the best pole). the weather is very nice here, but the raven attacks are becoming worringly common.

you like playing pranks and having fun, but sometimes your friends think you are a little too SEXUALLY AGGRESSIVE AND ALSO EXTREMELY VIOLENT. you say that without sexual aggression and excessive amounts of cruelty, how can anyone hav e any fun at all?

you're bombfriend handle (Even though you aren't a bomb! lol!!) is godessesAss, and yo7 7r7 th7 b777t7f7l7st w7m7n 7l7v7.
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RE: Atlantic Rim - DEODAMNATUS
ride a large beast to fight a cyborg
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Re: oFFICE QUEST 2K!5!!!!
(05-20-2016, 02:10 AM)Dalmationer Wrote: »ride a large beast to fight a cyborg

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But the cyborgs are your friend's! they are the only guys around in theses desolate wastes.

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And besides, they remain infuriatingly and enragingly nonkillable and disapointingly unsexable. which to be honest is probably the only reason they survived long enough to become your friends anyway.
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RE: oFFICE QUEST 2K!5!!!!
heaven mcpigglesworth has not recieved any suggestions in a week. heaven is feeling very sad.
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maybe nobody likes her? she thinks that that is very mean, and is considering going to her room to sulk
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RE: Office Quest Twenty Fifteen C.E.
heaven persists in disbelieving the amount of disconsideration that still remains to be currently happening
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RE: Office Quest Twenty Fifteen C.E.
everyone who doesn't post a command in five minutes is an ASSHOLE, and heaven wishes that they would jsut leave the forums
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RE: Office Quest Twenty Fifteen C.E.
> i like pi
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RE: Office Quest Twenty Fifteen C.E.
(05-26-2016, 09:41 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »> i like pi

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you go to your pie closet
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RE: Office Quest Twenty Fifteen C.E.
Put some pants on you fucking hippie
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RE: Office Quest Twenty Fifteen C.E.
wear pi pants
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RE: Office Quest Twenty Fifteen C.E.
Peer into eyesockets
did you know that i'm really just an excuse to make the adventure look amateur and bad??? because that's not true it's just that i forgot the whole point of doing this. - orangeaipom
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RE: Office Quest Twenty Fifteen C.E.
(05-27-2016, 09:56 PM)Schazer Wrote: »Put some pants on you fucking hippie
no. you're beautiful body is a gift to the world, one you have freely given for all to enjoy. you will never deuncover your holy sexiness, showing it to the world so that all may bask in your glory and reap the benefits of viewing your choice ass. it would be criminal to cover it up.
(05-28-2016, 12:53 AM)Farewell Wrote: »Peer into eyesockets

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you see your brain
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RE: Office Quest Twenty Fifteen C.E.
Gokarts
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RE: Office Quest Twenty Fifteen C.E.
Insert eye stalks into brain
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RE: Office Quest Twenty Fifteen C.E.
eat it
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OFFICEQUEST REACTION VIDEO Critics say"Scandalous!" INSANE! Dermatologists hate him?!
(06-06-2016, 03:47 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »eat it

no

(06-06-2016, 03:50 AM)BananaPanda Wrote: »Insert eye stalks into brain

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who the fuck are these chumps and what are they doing in your brain?!
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RE: OFFICEQUEST HAS TOO LONG A SUBTITLE
Detonate the bomb intermission, destroying the entire second timeline.
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