Cards Against Hawkspace

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I just realized that despite being in the post that got this ball rolling, "Excellent Words that Aren't Actually Words" isn't a white card yet.

So I'm suggesting it.

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I'm sad that last one was custom cards, but on the other hand I am very happy that our deck has so many custom cards because it lets you do shit like that

I would've voted for the first one tho

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Wheat, Shredded and I had a very close game. Final score was 8-7-7, with Shredded emerging victorious.

This was a lot of fun, and I suggest putting together separate Forum Adventures and Grand Battle decks, which we can then combine with this one.

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how did that even happen
one of the points that i won was me putting "Kitet" and "Kitet, obviously" into the card about __ being in a __ disguise

Black card suggestion:

"______ just taught me how to beat a boss by traveling back in time to 2008"

(in reference to this thread)

Malkytop
The malkytop meme

Redundanf, Malkytop is a meme

White Cards:
Yee Queer Whale
rigid zone of Xylophone

both from possibly my best post ever

Black Card:
____ x _____ . Finally, a ship I can get behind.

Actually on said note:
Ode to yo fucking but, and
"phlebetonium, motherfucker"

are high quality white cards too

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Responses:

Shooting the clone instead
The fury of Socktopus
Inappropriate reaction gifs
Unforgivable necroposts
Disrupting the ecosystem
Immediate regret
A goddamn genuine compliment
Detailed descriptions of bodily functions
Nothing to be ashamed of
Eggs?


Calls:

After reading the ______ thread ______ was never the same again.
The spambots left the forum after encountering _________.
Posting ____________ always leads to ________.
Is that how you say ________? I always thought it was pronounced _______.
"Sure, I can change your username to _______. No Problem!"
My new forum title is " ________".
The guest speaker at this year's EagleCon is __________!
Prinary never told us the forum is actually run on ____________.

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I'm gone for one day and you guys make all the ____________ puns without me!

I have just realized a grievous error, I said 10:27 AM when making my request, but the actual thread is 10:18 AM.

Related, a black card suggestion:

"The penance for your sin of _______ is ________"

two birds fucking

Welp.

Wait, when did this become an emoticon?

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Yay! Someone watched the rescuers down under video!

My presence here is complete. *dissipates*

SpoilerShow

I think I'm the only person here who thinks of "Texas" as the auto-win response for these call outs. And I am okay with that.

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AUTOWIN
Also:
The Double Texas
Full time terrible Texas maker
Is there Texas in this?
Favorite number: Texas
Texas received negative reviews (citation needed)

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Agreed!