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10-27-2015, 04:13 PM
Edible paint but instead of being edible it's wearable
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10-27-2015, 07:48 PM
A comments section that sends drones after anyone who comments in it.
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11-04-2015, 11:17 PM
cool ranch parent
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11-04-2015, 11:20 PM
Canvas shelter to hold all these parents
pa-tents
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11-04-2015, 11:36 PM
pair-tents to trademark all these sets of parents
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11-04-2015, 11:54 PM
Parents that smell fruity, all the time. Pearents.
Parents that are buy-one get-one free. Pairents.
Parents with the ability to lift 5000 times their body weight, also with crazy strong mandibles. Parants.
Parents that are cheap plastic imitations of the real deal. Subparents.
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11-05-2015, 12:19 AM
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01-05-2016, 04:28 AM
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03-11-2016, 08:53 PM
Thread necromancy
golden .45 revolver, powered by dreams. shoots lightning
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03-11-2016, 11:04 PM
do u mean to tell me thread necromancy hasn't already been done
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03-11-2016, 11:26 PM
You can't patent it because it doesn't actually affect anything living or dead, so it's not technically necromancy and doesn't have legal protection. Cybeurgy is still classified as hedge-magic, which means it's totally usable under the Creative Summons License.
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a ceiling fan with streamers hanging off it. the streamers are sharp and paper-cut tested. 4 out of 5 dentists say the paper cuts are top quality.
the fifth is dead.
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04-12-2016, 01:23 AM
a pill that makes you taste like bread
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04-12-2016, 01:24 AM
bees ,, but less assholey
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04-12-2016, 01:24 AM
bread that tastes like bees
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04-12-2016, 01:35 AM
jimmy buffest, but with bees
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04-12-2016, 01:35 AM
jimmy buffest, but with fortuna characters
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04-12-2016, 01:35 AM
jimmy beesfest
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04-12-2016, 06:39 PM
fat fucking donald trump bees
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04-12-2016, 06:40 PM
a purple scarf that prevents the wearer from thinking poorly of tommy wiseau
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04-12-2016, 06:42 PM
kittens that stay kittens forever and constantly sing the national anthem
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04-12-2016, 06:54 PM
anime, but 1 dimensional.
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04-12-2016, 09:08 PM
rubber bands that don't break, they just keep stretching longer and longer
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07-30-2016, 09:39 AM
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07-30-2016, 03:23 PM
A gun that shoots patent ideas for guns.
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