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Good patent ideas - OTTO - 04-22-2009
Originally posted by a deleted user
golden .45 revolver, powered by dreams. shoots lightning
RE: Good patent ideas - Schazer - 10-08-2015
Canned bread
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-08-2015
a genetically engineered monkey that can be eaten by bananas
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
fire. nobody's patented fire yet, you'll make a killing
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
a page a day calendar where every day, is a different page
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
alger hiss trial playset
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
soggy gruel, mixed with mud and gravel, served to eat
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-08-2015
time.
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
(10-08-2015, 04:51 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »time.
nobody's patented time yet, you'll make a killing
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
a write-your-own-US-constitution mad lib. we might not be able to patent this since it's what basically everyone does anyway
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
if God doesn't exist (yet) we can patent it. if He doesn't we'll make a killing on sales of religious books and if He does then the patent will be rejected and we'll know for sure!
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-08-2015
Earth! No one's patented Earth yet! THE WORLD WILL BE MINE! A-HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
a "DEfirmative action" button. or a "affirmative INaction" bumper sticker, not sure. "infirmative deaction??" work in progress, point is, minorities don't need more opportunity than they currently have
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
(10-08-2015, 04:30 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Canned bread
best patent since sliced bread
edit: wait if i slice the can open am i infringing or not
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
jelly beans shaped like the body parts of ronald reagan. head, torso, leg, etc. it's for communion
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
a choose-your-own-adventure book, but with a heavyhanded political moral
edit: oh wait, wheat already posted that one last page under a spoiler
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-08-2015
(10-08-2015, 05:01 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »(10-08-2015, 04:30 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Canned bread
best patent since sliced bread
edit: wait if i slice the can open am i infringing or not
any modification to an existing or outdated patent cannot be patented.
For example, combining two types of screwdrivers into one screwdriver is a modification to one or the other screwdriver.
Maybe if you slice the can with a Limited Edition Canned Bread Can Slicer™
oh no, that's my patent now
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
autodialer that tells people the wrong places and times voting booths open, that knows only how to dial minorities
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
steampunk crypto currency
RE: Good patent ideas - ICan'tGiveCredit - 10-08-2015
edible crypto currency
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
radio that never plays country or rap
RE: Good patent ideas - Schazer - 10-08-2015
Crypt currency, you'll make a killing when the skeleton war begins
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
(10-08-2015, 05:11 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Crypt currency, you'll make a killing when the skeleton war begins
banks are already just tombs for dollars
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
banks: where money goes to die
RE: Good patent ideas - ☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ - 10-08-2015
jimmy... you know how your allowance was getting sick... so we took it out to the stock market, where it can run and play with all the other definitely-real money and get fresh air! it just wants to circulate, jimmy, it's much happier now