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08-03-2016, 06:15 PM
A line of fresh, artisanal genders for every occasion
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08-03-2016, 06:17 PM
Robot boyfriend
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08-03-2016, 06:17 PM
Robot boyfriend that does not go berserk and murder you
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08-03-2016, 06:18 PM
Robot boyfriend that goes berserk and murders you if asked nicely enough
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08-03-2016, 06:32 PM
Boybot robefriend
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08-03-2016, 07:00 PM
Bottle opener that puts slurpee straw into your wine as it pulls the cork out
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08-03-2016, 07:01 PM
Cats, but nicer
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08-03-2016, 07:03 PM
Robo-robe boyfinder
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08-03-2016, 07:04 PM
A hook you can hang your robe on, that is also a boy.
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08-03-2016, 08:17 PM
(08-03-2016, 07:04 PM)SeaWyrm Wrote: »A hook you can hang your robe on, that is also a boy.

But which part is the hook? Winky
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08-03-2016, 08:38 PM
(08-03-2016, 08:17 PM)a52 Wrote: »But which part is the hook? Winky
Earlobe.







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08-04-2016, 04:49 PM
Earlobes with convenient hooks that you can hang stuff on.
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08-04-2016, 05:04 PM
A dam for keeping banana-haired losers behind.
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08-04-2016, 05:08 PM (This post was last modified: 08-04-2016, 05:08 PM by SleepingOrange.)
shiny decorative objects to hang on your drab earlobe hooks
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08-04-2016, 05:18 PM
(08-04-2016, 05:08 PM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »shiny decorative objects to hang on your drab earlobe hooks

sorry, those are already around
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08-04-2016, 06:43 PM
Cinderblocks, but not as heavy.
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08-04-2016, 06:46 PM
Baseballs that don't work in the rain, in case the game is called.
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08-04-2016, 06:47 PM
It's like Call of Duty, but with squirrels.
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08-04-2016, 10:13 PM
why yes a52 that was the joke
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08-04-2016, 11:33 PM
(08-04-2016, 10:13 PM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »why yes a52 that was the joke

yes, that was also the joke
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08-04-2016, 11:37 PM
(08-04-2016, 11:33 PM)a52 Wrote: »
(08-04-2016, 10:13 PM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »why yes a52 that was the joke

yes, that was also the joke

Fact Seagull this is a joke in response to these jokes
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08-04-2016, 11:47 PM
A statement made with the intention of amusing yourself or others.
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08-05-2016, 12:32 AM
(08-04-2016, 11:47 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »A statement made with the intention of amusing yourself or others.

How would such a statement work? What would it consist of? Sounds dubious.
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08-05-2016, 01:44 AM
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08-05-2016, 04:11 AM
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