Post making contest 6.0

Sruixan - Today at 2:32 AM
Monday, UltraMonday, Pre-tuesday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Today, Friday

though i feel UltraMonday should preceed Monday for maximum Mondayness

Passes rule 3

Code:

s = "s = print(s[:4]+chr(34)+s+chr(34)+chr(10)+s[4:])"
print(s[:4]+chr(34)+s+chr(34)+chr(10)+s[4:])

I've been writing quines lately. Daoyu has proved considerably more difficult, because printing requires at least two program characters per printed character, even if you merge into the TLP.

Passes rule 3

hey look at this wyrd dog

Passes rule 1b (and is so close to passing 1a), and 5

hey look at this wire dog

PASSES RULE 1 IN ITS ENTIRETY And 3 and 5. This is a very good dog.

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Spoiler1543 weird dogs

Passes rules 3 and 5

hey look at this weir dog

Passes rules 1b and 5

Hey, look at this ward dog.

Passes rules 1b and 5

hey look at this weredog

0w0
Passes rules 1b and 5

hey look at these war dogs

Passes rules 1b and 5

dog, look at this weird hay

Passes rule 3

hey look at this weald dog

Passes rule 5

Hey, look at this word dog.

Passes rules 1b and 5

weird look at this hay dog

Passes rule 5

hey look at this world dog

Passes rules 1, 3, and 5.

The dog wool has been pulled over my eyes.

Passes rule 3

hey look at this wood dog

Passes rule 5

The dog wool has been pulled over my eyes.

That's ruff, buddy.

Passes no rules!

hey look at this wall dog

Passes rules 3 and 5

Ixcaliber - Today at 12:15 AM
sruix i'm playing some civ and i don't really know what i'm doing i could use some tips
i've got this unit i'm pretty sure its some kind of dog and i need to get it onto a small island almost right next to the mainland but i can't work out how to get it onto a ship

Sruixan - Today at 12:17 AM
nope I can't foretell the pun let's just dive in
have you researched optics

Ixcaliber - Today at 12:17 AM
what does optics do?

Sruixan - Today at 12:17 AM
FUCK

Ixcaliber - Today at 12:18 AM
:)

Passes rule 3

hey look at this scout dog

grumble grumble Uh... passes 3 and 5.

hey look at this wheeled dog

Passes rule 5

hey look at this wild dog

Passes rules 3 and 5

hey look at these wheeled/wild dogs

Passes rules 1a, 3, and 5

I can't, the image isn't loading.

Passes no rules!

Aw.

Passes no rules!

Here's the source - can you see them here?

Passes rule 5

I can.

Those are definitely some wheeled/wild dogs.

Passes rule 1a

Cool quine, a52 - keep me up to date with what you do in Daoyu! I hope Daoyutil has been of use - it can produce daoyu encoding of ascii and generative programs for daoyu. If you run it there should be help displayed.

Passes no rules

aww look at this weary dog

Passes rules 3 and 5

hey look at this (killer)-whaled dog

Passes rules 3 and 5

hey look at this reeled dog

Passes rule 5

hey look at this reared dog

Passes rules 3 and 5

Cool quine, a52 - keep me up to date with what you do in Daoyu! I hope Daoyutil has been of use - it can produce daoyu encoding of ascii and generative programs for daoyu. If you run it there should be help displayed.

I didn't know that was a thing, that should help a bit.

My ultimate goal is to write a quine turing machine, but I think that's a bit far away. I started with python and I'm working my way up from there.

Passes rule 3

hey look at this sphered dog

Passes rules 1a, 3, and 5

okay I was googling for "sheared dog" images and uh

yeah

just look at this weird dog

Passes rules 3 and 5

hey look at this roared dog

Passes rule 5

Hey, look at this beard dog.

(I couldn't link to the original thing, but this was the best beard dog I could find.)

(now if only I could find a beard dog swordsman)

Passes rule 5

Hmm, it seems to be a case of "beard, sword, dog - pick two".

I mean, there are a lot of bearded men with dogs in these search result. Most of them are shirtless. I am more than prepared to keep scrolling to, uh, find one with a sword too.

Bonus: do puppy dog eyes count?

Passes rule 3

hey look at this bearded swordsdog

Passes rule 5

hey look at this feared dog

Passes rule 5

hey look at this revered dog

I am going to say this technically only passes 5

hey look at this tiered dog

Passes rule 5

OKAY NOW SRUIX POSTED SO OFTEN THAT I WASN'T PREPARED FOR SOMETHING. PLEASE WAIT AN HOUR FOR MORE GRADING TO BEGIN.
EDIT: Uh, I realise it's been more than an hour... uh... There's not going to be more grading tonight. Sorry about that. To make it up to you, I'll grade each post made from now until when I wake up twice.

14. Winning post must be made without understanding any of the rules.

hey look at this updog

hey look at this square dog

hey look at this chair dog

hey look at this bear dog

hey look at this pear dog

hey look at this shore dog

hey look at this store dog

hey look at this spore dog

hey look at this fear dog

hey look at this dogs 2 the sequel to dogs

hey look at this wind dog

hey look at this weld dog

hey look at this welled dog

hey look at this wad dog

hey look at this wet dog

hey look at this wheat dog

wat dog

hey look at this wat dog

Hey look at all those dogs!
canada

This is update #273.

So I played a day of Cook Serve Delicious to show a friend what it was like and I don't think anything particularly interesting happened? It wasn't a perfect day because moving my mouth and my fingers at the same time is hard and also burgers...

• Day 50: okay so I have a new person who wants to date me. His name is Sam and he likes lasagne and thus is a scary person. Lord help me I'm gonna try it.
  
• (about me: I am easily swayed by beards)
  
• also I am playing at a table with my friends who are playing civ and they have been constantly asking me for advice so uh this is going to be fun (I am not playing the civ game because I didn't get out of the maths institute until half four rip)
  
• PSCRPSCRPSCR
  
• BUILD SOME FUCKING ROADS AROUND YOUR CITIES YOU FOOLS
  
• okay I made Sam's lasagne just fine by sheer bloody-mindedness and also may have slightly shouted at folks during evening rush hour so yeah that was not a perfect day
  
• Day 51: Crazy Dave bets I cannot get a x30 perfect combo with six items on my active menu. Normally I feel like I could, but people are trying to get me to explain why nukes are so devastating.
  
• Daily special: beer
  
• fucked up the second order BUT THAT'S OKAY ENDED UP WITH A x61 COMBO AFTER ALL
  
• (I would like to thank the negative buzz generated from having fries, sopapillas and fried chicken on my menu, alongside beer, salad and ice cream)
  
• Day 52: the final catering event opened up and I actually have all the things to do it except the ability to concentrate because I am having to explain to people why clearing the fallout around their cities is a good thing
  
• x63 PERFECT COMBO BOO YAH
  
• EVEN WITH THE LASAGNE AND EVERYTHING
  
• Day 53: so uh I have a safety inspection due guess it's beer as the daily special again
  
• YES YES XCOMS GOOD I AM MAKING A SALAD
  
• x61 PERFECT COMBO AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
  
• Day 54: "What's up, my name is Pepper, and I want to build a better toilet" SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
  
• (they only want $2000 dollars that's fine by me)
  
• wait I had forgotten to upgrade the salad to max
  
• whoops
  
• again, it is still bullshit how it is possible to put a lasagne in the oven and then immediately take it out again by accident
  
• also Sam would appear to be an upstanding individual who gives money to homeless people and swears he'll always be my ice cream sundae, despite the fact he will be vanishing off the face of the earth in ~2 days
  
• oh someone won the game
  

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Code:

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Not sure exactly how I'm going to print the second line, but I'm already further along than I thought I would get. This works by taking advantage of the fact that every character takes two characters to print, which actually makes it easier to line things up with the binary selection partitions.

Sruix, are they playing Civ 6 or Civ 5?

I spilled some slightly acidic stuff on my touchpad, now my cursor is behaving wildly.

Also, in Device Manager, why doesn't it let me disable the touchpad!?!?! (it only lets me uninstall the driver)