Post making contest 6.0

I'm honestly tempted to go back and read every single post in this thread.

and now, there's three threads you can read!

go on eagle time for puns

and now, there's three threads you can read!

where's the third one? is it one of those many many knock-off threads, one of which i have made?

ix I was about to say goodnight for realsies and then Discord stopped working? Like I've never seen it fail to send a message; it normally just greys them out until they eventually get sent, but it went red and gave my the option to "retry"... which didn't work

so yeah, goodnight

rip

and now, there's three threads you can read!

where's the third one? is it one of those many many knock-off threads, one of which i have made?

Granted, it's only 72 posts now, but the 1.0 thread has officially maxed its capacity

https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=2006

Hot new take: the Canadian flag is just the letters "C A" in large, bold type, coloured white but with blue outlines. I think they might have a slight drop shadow too, it's very hard to tell...

Passes rule 5

Oh, Canada.

Passes rule 5

[6:25 PM] Kíeros: Let me just say, I'm really annoyed at someone in the chat for this thing which I'm grading right now.
[6:27 PM] Kíeros: :flag_ca:

[6:39 PM] Kíeros: No, it's the Canadian flag because thank you, Canada, for freeing me from that hell annoyance

[8:06 PM] Kíeros: Whenever this round is over, I have a lot of fun stuff, and you'll finally get to see who I'm annoyed at and why Canada was so helpful.

...there is presumably some sort of meaning that can be extracted from these quotes regarding the nature of (one of?) the rules...

I'd presume rule 3, because I graded and said "thank Canada for that". Speaking of rule 3, this post passes it, as well as rule 5.

Please excuse me:

Eh.
Aboot.
Moose.
Maple Syrup.
Butter tarts.

Thank you.

I'm gonna say this technically passes rule 5

banana
Canada
bandanna
Alabama
l'anana

Passes rules 3 and 5.

SO GUESS WHO FORGOT SOMETHING ABOUT RULE 2 IN HER GRADING

This post now passes rule 2.
This post has been edited so that it would pass rule 2. The original version is still archived on the grading post.

War is hell. And appropriately, so is rule 2. Though not as hellish as some other rules in this set.

Passes rule 3

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Passes no rules!

Would you guys like some freaking help with these five rules from hellthe apocalypse? This post was specifically designed to pass rule two AND I'M GOING TO KEEP THAT TRUE NO MATTER WHAT GO PAST ME FORGETTING THINGS

0w0

Passes no rules!

I'm honestly tempted to go back and read every single post in this thread.

Passes no rules!

and now, there's three threads you can read!

grumble grumble annoyed at someone here Passes rule 3

go on eagle time for puns

On review, this technically fails 3, so passes nothing.

and now, there's three threads you can read!

where's the third one? is it one of those many many knock-off threads, one of which i have made?

Passes no rules!

ix I was about to say goodnight for realsies and then Discord stopped working? Like I've never seen it fail to send a message; it normally just greys them out until they eventually get sent, but it went red and gave my the option to "retry"... which didn't work

so yeah, goodnight

Passes no rules!

rip

Passes no rules!

and now, there's three threads you can read!

where's the third one? is it one of those many many knock-off threads, one of which i have made?

Granted, it's only 72 posts now, but the 1.0 thread has officially maxed its capacity

https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?tid=2006

Passes no rules!

Sruixan - Today at 2:32 AM
Monday, UltraMonday, Pre-tuesday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Today, Friday

though i feel UltraMonday should preceed Monday for maximum Mondayness

Code:

s = "s = print(s[:4]+chr(34)+s+chr(34)+chr(10)+s[4:])"
print(s[:4]+chr(34)+s+chr(34)+chr(10)+s[4:])

I've been writing quines lately. Daoyu has proved considerably more difficult, because printing requires at least two program characters per printed character, even if you merge into the TLP.

hey look at this wyrd dog

hey look at this wire dog

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1543 weird dogs

hey look at this weir dog

Hey, look at this ward dog.

hey look at this weredog

hey look at these war dogs

dog, look at this weird hay

hey look at this weald dog

Hey, look at this word dog.

weird look at this hay dog

hey look at this world dog

The dog wool has been pulled over my eyes.

hey look at this wood dog

The dog wool has been pulled over my eyes.

That's ruff, buddy.