Post making contest 6.0

CURE: Introducing

CURE:

CURE: ruc e cures s e cr

Introducing the damn-wow it cure this image pictograph

noun
1.
the expression of a wish that misfortune, evil, doom, etc., befall a person, group, etc.
2.
a formula or charm intended to cause such misfortune to another.
3.
the act of reciting such a formula.
4.
a profane oath; curse word.
5.
an evil that has been invoked upon one.
6.
the cause of evil, misfortune, or trouble.
7.
something accursed.
8.
Slang. the menstrual period; menstruation (usually preceded by the).
9.
an ecclesiastical censure or anathema.
verb (used with object), cursed or curst, cursing.
10.
to wish or invoke evil, calamity, injury, or destruction upon.
11.
to swear at.
12.
to blaspheme.
13.
to afflict with great evil.
14.
to excommunicate.
verb (used without object), cursed or curst, cursing.
15.
to utter curses; swear profanely.

ThIS image is probAbly the most SECRET^essential for figuring out what rule 4 is.

Curse this fuckin' post

Passes rules 1 and 5

Passes no rules!

g-gay x3~ OwO nya ;333333

This is so close to passing rule 3, but it passes no rules.

This image is probably the most essential for figuring out what rule 4 is.

Passes rules 1 and 5

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CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this

CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures

CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it

CURE: Introducing the damn-wow

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These all pass rule 1

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CURE: Introducing

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CURE: ruc e cures s e cr

These all pass no rules!

Introducing the damn-wow it cure this image pictograph

This post passes rule 1

noun
1.
the expression of a wish that misfortune, evil, doom, etc., befall a person, group, etc.
2.
a formula or charm intended to cause such misfortune to another.
3.
the act of reciting such a formula.
4.
a profane oath; curse word.
5.
an evil that has been invoked upon one.
6.
the cause of evil, misfortune, or trouble.
7.
something accursed.
8.
Slang. the menstrual period; menstruation (usually preceded by the).
9.
an ecclesiastical censure or anathema.
verb (used with object), cursed or curst, cursing.
10.
to wish or invoke evil, calamity, injury, or destruction upon.
11.
to swear at.
12.
to blaspheme.
13.
to afflict with great evil.
14.
to excommunicate.
verb (used without object), cursed or curst, cursing.
15.
to utter curses; swear profanely.

This post passes rules 2 and 5, but describes four of the five rules. No points for guessing which one isn't. cough cough rule 4

ThIS image is probAbly the most SECRET^essential for figuring out what rule 4 is.

This post passes rules 1 and 5

This post passes no rules!

This post passes no rules!

Okay. So, things that have passed Rule 2:

-a long list of curses
-me placing a curse on my own post (but that didn't work for other posts)
-dictionary.com's entry on the word "curse"

Apparently one of those definitions describes Rule 2 somehow.

Any ideas?

This crust is curst.

I place a curse on the next poster: may all their bacon burn!

fuck,

Fiddlesticks

God is the worst

I hope it rains on your parade



I preen for Satan

((Rule 1 is clearly do a swear, and Rule 5 might be say "curse"))

Oh damn shit f*** **** ********! I didn't expect this!

God why do you hate me? I hate you and thus blaspheme.

Here's another curse: may the next poster who isn't myself find a fly in their next bowl of soup!

A curse is a round orange vegetable that tastes like salad.

This curse will murder your friends.

The Viviscytch is approaching and will never stop approaching. Soon it will reach you. Soon it will eat you.

Okay. So, things that have passed Rule 2:

-a long list of curses
-me placing a curse on my own post (but that didn't work for other posts)
-dictionary.com's entry on the word "curse"

Apparently one of those definitions describes Rule 2 somehow.

Any ideas?

This post passes rule 5

This crust is curst.

This post passes no rules!

I place a curse on the next poster: may all their bacon burn!

fuck,

Fiddlesticks

God is the worst

I hope it rains on your parade



I preen for Satan

((Rule 1 is clearly do a swear, and Rule 5 might be say "curse"))

This post passes rules 1, 2, and 5!

Oh damn shit f*** **** ********! I didn't expect this!

God why do you hate me? I hate you and thus blaspheme.

Here's another curse: may the next poster who isn't myself find a fly in their next bowl of soup!

This post also passes rules 1, 2, and 5!

A curse is a round orange vegetable that tastes like salad.

This post passes rule 5

This curse will murder your friends.

This post passes rules 2 and 5

The Viviscytch is approaching and will never stop approaching. Soon it will reach you. Soon it will eat you.

This post passes no rules!

I place a curse on the next foe to fucking decide my fate!!!

The curse.

Curse on the poster of #2870: may all of your shit ignite!

By tracing a pentagram in cranberry juice on my table, the curse will activate and summon a bunch of combustible ghosts to fly over and specifically ignite the target's literal shit.

This should cover rules 1, 2, and 5--making an attempt on 4 as well.

(also pretty sure this isn't rule 2 but I'm not going to scorn god in this post just to be sure)

((also also: sucre cures rusec ruecs scuer))

I place a curse on the next foe to fucking decide my fate!!!

This post passes rules 1, 2, and 5.

This post passes rule 1.

This post passes rule 1.

The curse.

This post passes rule 5.

Curse on the poster of #2870: may all of your shit ignite!

By tracing a pentagram in cranberry juice on my table, the curse will activate and summon a bunch of combustible ghosts to fly over and specifically ignite the target's literal shit.

This should cover rules 1, 2, and 5--making an attempt on 4 as well.

(also pretty sure this isn't rule 2 but I'm not going to scorn god in this post just to be sure)

((also also: sucre cures rusec ruecs scuer))

You sure know some of the rules; this post does indeed pass rules 1, 2, and 5.

I feel like it's relatively consistent to proc 1, 2 and 5, and I am fairly certain we can only proc 3 with images. That leaves 4.

4 worked on "CURE: Introducing the damn-wow it cures this image pictograph" when it was posted in text form, but not when it was posted as an image. That's wacky as hell.

I was wondering if there was a math term called "cursed numbers", because there's a lot of adjectives mathematicians have applied to numbers over the years, but all I'm finding is stuff about cursed phone numbers.