Grumpy Princess

You are this Grumpy Princess.

You are currently feeling real grumpy.

Kick the ball at the picture of your beloved family

Wait for hero boy.

Use some letter blocks to spell "ARGH"

> Take out your grumpiness on Sir Baron von Bottomsworth the Brown. He knows what he's done.

Get into a glare-off with that T-Rex.

>Order some random peasant wiped, that never fail to cheer you up.

Gotta max out that grump.

Frown harder

Kick the ball at the picture of your beloved family

You kick the ball at the portrait but you hit the edge of the desk instead and it deflects straight into your face.

You have never felt more betrayed in your entire life.

> Take out your grumpiness on Sir Baron von Bottomsworth the Brown. He knows what he's done.

Get into a glare-off with that T-Rex.

You call a meeting with your council. Sir Bearon Von Bearington Bottomsworth the Brown bear (he's a bear, you see) and Dorothy (A dinosaur).

This is clearly all their fault.

Why didn't your spy network warn me about my stupid Big Sister's Wedding!? I don't want to be a stupid Flower Girl Bottomsworth!



The counter intelligence was too strong, GP! Sleeper agents! Drone surveillance! Other spy related things!



Rawr! I'm'a apex predator! Rawr!



THAT'S YOUR EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING!

Raid your sister's old toy chest for more competent underlings

>Put the perps in solitary confinement (the treasure box, after emptying it).

>Plan your dark and treacherous ascension to the throne.

>realize the simulation is breaking. dwaaaaaaaaaa

>Put the perps in solitary confinement (the treasure box, after emptying it).

You're sick of these YES MEN all YESSING up your biz! To the dungeon with you!

You empty your toy box. All that's in here is a bunch of extra Alphabet Cubes, Several of these awful Sailor Star dolls that you hate and an incredibly detailed map.

Raid your sister's old toy chest for more competent underlings

Make alliances with a few toys who are part of cultural and political factions that are currently opposed to Sir Bearington and Dorothy in order to fuel some court intrigue. Also you may need some new, more reliable allies to call on in order to get through the coming wedding (and all the stuffed animal political turmoil that that's bound to bring)

>Plan your dark and treacherous ascension to the throne.

Your Sister was cool once! so presumably they have toys that can bolster your council! You're gonna need that extra manpower when you become Queen!

You take a look at the map. God this map is really good, whoever made this must be pretty talented and cool.

Your Sister's room is not too far from yours, but you gotta be careful! If someone catches you they might rope you into this stupid wedding.

That would be a fate worse than death.

> Grab the Sailor Star dolls to use as throwing knives. Then check your Wardrobe for a cunning disguise.

>If you're going to pull this dangerous mission off, you'll need a reliable set of tools. Get equipped.

> Grab the Sailor Star dolls to use as throwing knives. Then check your Wardrobe for a cunning disguise.

>If you're going to pull this dangerous mission off, you'll need a reliable set of tools. Get equipped.

You equip the awful Sailor Star dolls that you hate. God these things are the worst. Terrible paint job, barely any articulation, also the weird hair tendrils are so brittle that they have all snapped off leaving razor sharp points.

You could deal some devastating plastic elemental damage with these things.



You check your wardrobe for a cunning disguise!

Oh. Err. You. Look. You really like this dress, okay.

The only other garment of clothing in your wardrobe is your Wedding Flower Girl dress.

You ain't putting that on anytime soon.

Wrap yourself in your blanket so you can become a mysterious hooded figure instead.

>Wait, that's genius. Because you hate the wedding flower girl dress so much, that would be the last thing anyone expects. If you put that on, no one will recognize you because they'd think you couldn't possibly wear it. Yes, they'll all be as puppets dancing to your whims.

Remove Awful Poster from wall and roll it up into a tube. Instant sword/telescope!

Consider, perhaps, using the the box containing the identical squares as a mask of some sort. Make sure to poke out eye holes.

>Wear the flower girl dress overtop the dress you are wearing. That way, it looks like you are going along with their awful terrible plan, but in reality you are a double free agent working for yourself!

Then you can use "I'm preparing something for the wedding" as an excuse to go and do what you want, and in dire straights you can rip off your flower girl dress as an act of rebellion against matrimony and all its stupidity.

>Wear the flower girl dress under your normal dress so you can pretend it got lost. No one would ever suspect that you're wearing it.

>Wait, that's genius. Because you hate the wedding flower girl dress so much, that would be the last thing anyone expects. If you put that on, no one will recognize you because they'd think you couldn't possibly wear it. Yes, they'll all be as puppets dancing to your whims.

>Wear the flower girl dress overtop the dress you are wearing. That way, it looks like you are going along with their awful terrible plan, but in reality you are a double free agent working for yourself!

Then you can use "I'm preparing something for the wedding" as an excuse to go and do what you want, and in dire straights you can rip off your flower girl dress as an act of rebellion against matrimony and all its stupidity.

wear the flower dress over your head in the style of a battle commando's bandana. it will protect you from harsh sun and blowing sand.

>Wear the flower girl dress under your normal dress so you can pretend it got lost. No one would ever suspect that you're wearing it.

OKAY LOOK.

We all agree that you are a Master of Subterfuge and that all of these plans would definitely work because you are great and cool.

But you are NOT putting that dress on!

That dress goes against everything you stand for!

Which is refusing to do a menial and incredibly easy task for completely arbitrary reasons!

SO NO. NO DRESS. NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS.

AND YOU CAN'T JUST DESTROY IT EITHER BECAUSE...



it's cute and pretty and you like it shut up.

Consider, perhaps, using the the box containing the identical squares as a mask of some sort. Make sure to poke out eye holes.

You empty out your box of identical shoes and craft a mask out of it!

You can't deny that this certainly hides your identity. It's not terrible inconspicuous however. Most people don't walk around with a cardboard box over their head as it turns out.

Remove Awful Poster from wall and roll it up into a tube. Instant sword/telescope!

You equip your Signed Sailor Star Poster that you also hate. Truly a blade fit for royalty.

Wrap yourself in your blanket so you can become a mysterious hooded figure instead.

Aha! The perfect disguise! You are a shadow in the night! A mystery wrapped in an enigma (wrapped in a bed sheet)!

It is time to execute your master plan!

Which you're, uh, still hashing out the details on you guess.

>...You know there are plenty of commoner girls that would be happy to wear this flower girl dress...

>You uh, may want to put your crown under the hood, it's even more disguisey that way