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CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
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CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 03:11 AM
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wow, it is everyone's favorite forum poster, chwoka,'s 3,001th post in 6 years! the laugh man! the funny man. a mighty achievement for any poster. let's honor his honorable service by posting our favorite chwoka posts

(06-16-2012, 02:43 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »Hello.

(10-14-2016, 05:30 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »i'm chwoka, what's your name

(10-04-2016, 02:22 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »ok

(07-28-2014, 03:26 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »i loudly announce that, no thank you barkeep, i will not be drinking your poison tonight. i don't drink... anything i didn't make myself!

i immediately begin chugging my distilled urine from a clear bottle and assuring everyone around me that it's perfectly sanitary.

(12-20-2013, 07:14 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »FELL

(11-02-2016, 05:11 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »
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RE: CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 03:17 AM
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RE: CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 03:18 AM
(02-16-2017, 03:11 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »
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wow, it is everyone's favorite forum poster, chwoka,'s 3,001th post in 6 years! the laugh man! the funny man. a mighty achievement for any poster. let's honor his honorable service by posting our favorite chwoka posts

(06-16-2012, 02:43 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »Hello.

(10-14-2016, 05:30 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »i'm chwoka, what's your name

(10-04-2016, 02:22 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »ok

(07-28-2014, 03:26 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »i loudly announce that, no thank you barkeep, i will not be drinking your poison tonight. i don't drink... anything i didn't make myself!

i immediately begin chugging my distilled urine from a clear bottle and assuring everyone around me that it's perfectly sanitary.

(12-20-2013, 07:14 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »FELL

(11-02-2016, 05:11 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »
HE BEDBIRTH

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☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »** lock this thread **
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RE: CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 03:21 AM
(08-31-2011, 06:32 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »Wheat linked here and then he had to explain everything and now everybody else has to pretend I'm welcome. NICE GOING, WHEAT.

this is the best one. they all went downhill after that.
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RE: CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 03:22 AM
You're cool chwoka. Keep being cool.
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RE: CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 03:39 AM
(02-16-2017, 03:21 AM)a52 Wrote: »
(08-31-2011, 06:32 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »Wheat linked here and then he had to explain everything and now everybody else has to pretend I'm welcome. NICE GOING, WHEAT.

this is the best one. they all went downhill after that.

you bastard. you motherless fuck. you son of a shit
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RE: CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 03:39 AM
Thanks, Chwoka
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RE: CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 03:39 AM
(02-16-2017, 03:39 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »
(02-16-2017, 03:21 AM)a52 Wrote: »
(08-31-2011, 06:32 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »Wheat linked here and then he had to explain everything and now everybody else has to pretend I'm welcome. NICE GOING, WHEAT.

this is the best one. they all went downhill after that.

you bastard. you motherless fuck. you son of a shit

how could you do this to me. burnt, in my own thread
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RE: CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 03:44 AM
I'm confused by what you're saying about a52's parents. Could you clarify?
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I'm serious |  It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
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RE: CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 03:48 AM
I mean, I get that you're saying he's an illegitimate child of a shit and has no mother, but who's the other parent? Or was there more than one?
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I'm serious |  It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
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02-16-2017, 03:48 AM (This post was last modified: 02-16-2017, 03:48 AM by qwerx3.)
Here's to 3001 more posts.

Can't wait for the 6007th 6008th post extravaganza
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RE: CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 03:48 AM
Okay, so which of those is the shit?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious |  It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
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RE: CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 03:48 AM
he has two gay dads: god and the holy ghost
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RE: CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 03:49 AM
(02-16-2017, 03:48 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Here's to 3001 more posts.

Can't wait for the 6007th 6008th post extravaganza

i don't get it, what's so special about the number 6008. what's there to celebrate
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RE: CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 03:50 AM
(02-16-2017, 03:48 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Okay, so which of those is the shit?

as any youth pastor or youth satanist could tell you, god is the shit. or a shit
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RE: CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 05:38 AM
(02-16-2017, 03:18 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »
(02-16-2017, 03:11 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »
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wow, it is everyone's favorite forum poster, chwoka,'s 3,001th post in 6 years! the laugh man! the funny man. a mighty achievement for any poster. let's honor his honorable service by posting our favorite chwoka posts

(06-16-2012, 02:43 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »Hello.

(10-14-2016, 05:30 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »i'm chwoka, what's your name

(10-04-2016, 02:22 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »ok

(07-28-2014, 03:26 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »i loudly announce that, no thank you barkeep, i will not be drinking your poison tonight. i don't drink... anything i didn't make myself!

i immediately begin chugging my distilled urine from a clear bottle and assuring everyone around me that it's perfectly sanitary.

(12-20-2013, 07:14 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »FELL

(11-02-2016, 05:11 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »
HE BEDBIRTH

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RE: CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA
02-16-2017, 08:16 PM
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