Election 2017

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Election 2017
#1
Election 2017
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The place is empty.

Again.

You don't know why you expected this town to be any more interested in politics than anyone else in the whole of the DK.

You'll give them five more minutes. The posters said you'd be here from nine till eleven and you'll be damned before you'll have anyone saying that [INSERT NAME HERE] is not a man of his word!

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#2
RE: Election 2017
>Dan Mustache
#3
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Magnus E. Fischer

(The E is for Eustachio)
#4
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Magnificent M. Mann
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Moose Tashe
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Mustache Mustache MacMustache
#7
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Seconded.
#8
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Abstain [people will vote for you thinking they're not]
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#9
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(06-10-2012, 05:48 PM)Godbot Wrote: »
(06-08-2012, 11:32 AM)Ed Wrote: »
(06-08-2012, 02:35 AM)Solaris Wrote: »>Ixcaliber
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#10
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Perhaps it is just time to face it, nobody is interested in politics any more. Attempting to strive for any outcome other than a hung parliament once again is a task of Herculean enormity.

Perhaps you'd be better trying your hand at politics somewhere beyond the shores of the Divided Kingdoms, assuming that the rest of the world still exists that is.

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But wait, while you contemplated a change of career it seems some guy has shown up.

This is it.

This is your chance to really make an impression. Inspire this one person and he'll tell his friends, his family. If you can just convince one person to give a damn about politics the way you give a damn about politics then you might just be able to salvage some form of Democracy from this damned land.

Um. You have absolutely no idea what to say to this guy.

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#11
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Hello.
#12
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> Challenge him to a game of basketball
#13
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"Good sir! There are people vying for positions of enormous power, people who will sway the destiny of you, your children and maybe even your children's children! Some of these people espouse beliefs you despise, some you desire more than anything else in the world, and only by casting your vote can you determine who amongst them shall shape the future of this nation! ARE YOU READY?"
#14
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You panic and stumble over yr words and try to give him his free hat but you drop it and he wasn't even there to see you oh gosh
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#15
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>Tell him about the importance of voting and like

Try to hit a couple of talking points?
#16
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>Start by telling him about the "Free ice cream at polling stations for all voters" plank in your platform, that's sure to get his interest.
#17
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Freak out and sock him in the eye. Then hide the body.
#18
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(06-16-2012, 03:24 AM)fakeimpostor Wrote: »Freak out and sock him in the eye. Then hide the body.

Repeat until you've collected a large enough group of missing (but still voting!) persons to sweep the primaries.
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(06-16-2012, 02:43 AM)Godbot Wrote: »> Challenge him to a game of basketball

#20
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Lose your nerve and talk about something else.
#21
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Hold him close to you.