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Here I am again.
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A character on fire WOULDN'T say "I am cold."
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08-19-2016, 03:42 AM
I ate some ice. It tasted excellent as always
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the snf
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08-19-2016, 04:32 AM
nice
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refrigerator
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arctic
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08-19-2016, 04:34 AM
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chilling
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08-19-2016, 04:56 AM
story the last hour: AAAAAAAAAAAA
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08-19-2016, 10:11 PM
(08-18-2016, 03:54 AM)Wheat Wrote: »Thanks Ix. Now that we've passed rule 1 three times in a row (we think), Ix has a few posts they'd like to make...
Yams.
Passes 5.
(08-18-2016, 04:53 AM)Wheat Wrote: »bright blinding lights that shine out in all directions accompanied by an incessant 100 dB wooping sound that you have to pay me in order to stop blaring in your face
Passes 5.
(08-18-2016, 05:46 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Treating the Post Making Contest like the ______ thread
Passes 5.
(08-18-2016, 05:52 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »
Show Content
SpoilerThe old spoiler trick? Or the NEW spoiler trick?
Passes no rules.
(08-18-2016, 07:32 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: » (08-17-2016, 11:00 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Ice is the best food ever
i like my ice medium-rare and dry
Passes 4, 5, 6.
(08-18-2016, 07:36 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »queen elizabeth
Passes 5.
Passes 5.
(08-18-2016, 09:34 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Hey friends! The Post Making Contest thread was getting too big, so I'm going to split it up into smaller threads. I realise this may fuck with tables and other resources you've put together to catalogue our collective efforts here, but the alternative is the forum constantly dying. There's no set page+post number at which threads start causing 504 errors, so you won't have to wait for me to lock+split+whatever when you finish a game and start a new one when you're hovering around the 100-page mark.
Seeing as I don't have any way to mass-select posts, I'll split threads so each individual Contest is contained within one thread, and all threads remain under 100 pages. This way we can keep everything unlocked if people want to comment+edit posts for some reason, and non-mods can edit the OP if they wish to catalogue the thread's contents.
I'll be peeling off posts from the top of this thread, and merging them into Post Making Contest 1.0 thread. Whichever contest's full set of posts would push that over the 100-page limit, that'll be the start of Post Making Contest 2.0. At which rate this thread'll probably be Post Making Contest 5.0????
Once I'm done I'll edit links in the first and last posts of each thread to connect the whole thing into one shitty cohesive ~Experience~, but forum stability comes first so I'll be chopping this thread up over the next day or so.
You're now all free to post! Maybe please ease off on rapidposting though until I finish slicing and dicing up ins.
Passes 4.
Passes 4, 5, 6.
(08-18-2016, 01:09 PM)Schazer Wrote: »One upshot of my current method of splitting is that this thread remains the original; so the viewcount should be preserved which I.... guess is a good thing???
Pasese 5.
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(08-18-2016, 02:50 PM)Akumu Wrote: » (08-18-2016, 09:34 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Hey friends! The Post Making Contest thread was getting too big, so I'm going to split it up into smaller threads. I realise this may fuck with tables and other resources you've put together to catalogue our collective efforts here, but the alternative is the forum constantly dying. There's no set page+post number at which threads start causing 504 errors, so you won't have to wait for me to lock+split+whatever when you finish a game and start a new one when you're hovering around the 100-page mark.
Seeing as I don't have any way to mass-select posts, I'll split threads so each individual Contest is contained within one thread, and all threads remain under 100 pages. This way we can keep everything unlocked if people want to comment+edit posts for some reason, and non-mods can edit the OP if they wish to catalogue the thread's contents.
I'll be peeling off posts from the top of this thread, and merging them into Post Making Contest 1.0 thread. Whichever contest's full set of posts would push that over the 100-page limit, that'll be the start of Post Making Contest 2.0. At which rate this thread'll probably be Post Making Contest 5.0????
Once I'm done I'll edit links in the first and last posts of each thread to connect the whole thing into one shitty cohesive ~Experience~, but forum stability comes first so I'll be chopping this thread up over the next day or so.
You're now all free to post! Maybe please ease off on rapidposting though until I finish slicing and dicing up ins.
I was getting 503 errors, is that a different problem?
Passes no rules.
(08-18-2016, 03:13 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Hello Akumu. Hello future Sruix.
Passes 1, 5, 6.
(08-18-2016, 03:14 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Hi past Sruix! Have you figured out how you're going to word your fourth post yet?
Passes 1, 5.
(08-18-2016, 03:14 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Well, future Sruix, I thought that was going to be a post you'd make...
Passes 1, 5.
(08-18-2016, 03:16 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I'm Sruix and now that we've passed rule 3 four times in a row, I'm going to eat some grapes.
Passes 1, 5.
(08-18-2016, 03:17 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Thanks future Sruix. Passing rule one five times consecutively means I too will treat myself. There are some lovely ginger biscuits downstairs...
Passes 1, 2 (?), 5, 6!
(08-18-2016, 03:18 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »No problem past Sruix. For our sixth consecutive rule one pass, how's about we ourselves get a pair of almond croissants?
Passes 1, 2, 5.
(08-18-2016, 03:18 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Sounds delightful, future Sruix.
Passes 1, 5.
(08-18-2016, 03:20 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Hey, past Sruix. For our eighth successive pass, would you like so delicious ice to munch on?
Passes 1, 5.
(08-18-2016, 04:42 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I'm current Sruix and I'm going to celebrate the ninth consecutive rule one pass by passing rule four and eating some beautiful rice served with ice.
Passes 4, 5.
(08-18-2016, 04:45 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »So in this thread's current state, whenever someone gets the off-by-one error they see me saying "Shredded, what have you done?"
Sruixan, do you have thoughts on this? Apologies for breaking your streak, but this was important news to share.
Passes 1, 5.
(08-18-2016, 05:49 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »Well, Fogel, I personally think it's marvellous. Do you know what else is marvellous? Your post is the tenth that passes rule one in a row! Isn't that amazing? This post of mine also passes rule four and it might pass rule one too - wouldn't that be something? What do you think of that, the person posting after me (qwerx maybe?)
In completely unrelated news, we are having sausages for dinner.
Passes 1, 4, 5, 6!
(08-18-2016, 06:01 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »Wait Sruix, didn't your post 3 posts ago didn't pass rule 1?
Or am I making things up as to what the rule 1 is.
Rule 4. Huh... oh yeah it does, doesn't it.
I'll be on vacation for the next couple of days. Tapioca.
Passes 5.
(08-18-2016, 06:11 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: » (08-18-2016, 05:49 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »In completely unrelated news, we are having sausages for dinner.
Remember not to drop them in the ocean.
Passes 7.
(08-18-2016, 06:17 PM)Akumu Wrote: » (08-18-2016, 06:11 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: » (08-18-2016, 05:49 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »In completely unrelated news, we are having sausages for dinner.
Remember not to drop them in the ocean.
Or let them touch the grill more than once on the same side.
Passes 5.
(08-18-2016, 06:26 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Akumu and Fogel offer great advice here Sruixan but I'd like to follow it up with please god remember not to make a horrible animated fetish movie about your sausages also.
Passes 1, 5, 6.
(08-18-2016, 06:35 PM)Akumu Wrote: »One would hope that that would just go without saying, Ixcaliber.
Passes 1, 5.
(08-18-2016, 07:04 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Hey Akumu I sure do love gnawing on enormous blocks of ice for sustenance what do you feel about this practice?
Passes 5.
(08-18-2016, 07:19 PM)a52 Wrote: »speaking of sausages, i just made this:
Passes 7.
(08-18-2016, 07:22 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »You know what would be hilarious?
If Schazer's announcement about splitting up this monstrosity ended up winning the round.
That probably won't happen, I'm just saying it would be hilarious.
Passes 5
(08-18-2016, 08:23 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Dragon Fogel and Akumu are good friends of mine. I am Ixcaliber. I love eating ice
I scream, you scream, we all scream to shovel raw ice down our gullets.
This post passes rule 1.
Passes 1, 2, 4, 5, 6!!!!!!
(08-18-2016, 08:23 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Here I am again.
Passes 5.
OTTO Wrote: (08-18-2016, 08:23 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Dragon Fogel and Akumu are good friends of mine. I am Ixcaliber. I love eating ice
I scream, you scream, we all scream to shovel raw ice down our gullets.
This post passes rule 1. Content Removed By user
Passes no rules.
(08-18-2016, 11:01 PM)a52 Wrote: »Eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs? eggs?
Passses 4, 5, 6.
(08-19-2016, 03:42 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I ate some ice. It tasted excellent as always
Passes 4, 5.
Passes no rules.
(08-19-2016, 04:24 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »the snf
Passes 5, 6.
(08-19-2016, 04:31 AM)Wheat Wrote: » (08-19-2016, 04:24 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »the snf
really liked channel SNIFF better before the rebranding effort to "the snf".
Passes no rules.
(08-19-2016, 04:32 AM)a52 Wrote: »nice
Passes 5, 6.
(08-19-2016, 04:32 AM)a52 Wrote: »refrigerator
Passes 5.
(08-19-2016, 04:33 AM)a52 Wrote: »arctic
Passes 5.
(08-19-2016, 04:33 AM)a52 Wrote: »solid water
Passes 5.
(08-19-2016, 04:34 AM)a52 Wrote: »cold
Passes no rules.
(08-19-2016, 04:39 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »chilling
Passes 5, 6.
(08-19-2016, 04:56 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »story the last hour: AAAAAAAAAAAA
Passes 5.
Passes 5.
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove (02-06-2017, 01:02 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »
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08-19-2016, 10:17 PM
THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS
You feel the sins crawling on your back, so you rip them off and examine them:
1 (Lust) - Must mention the name of the previous and next poster (if they're the same person, no need to mention them twice).
2 (Pride) - Must declare a rule is passed, and then pass that rule (cannot be this one).
3 (Greed) - Must have a title with so many characters that adding "RE: " makes the post unpostable.
4 (Sloth) - Must be posted 1 hour after the last PMC post
5 (Envy) - Cannot have more unique formatting tags then the previous post.
6 (Wrath) - Must pass more rules than the previous post, never including this one.
7 (Gluttony) - Must name a food, plus the names of every other visible food posted previously on the page.
I hope you enjoyed this ruleset, you sinners.
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove (02-06-2017, 01:02 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »
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08-19-2016, 11:52 PM
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(03-02-2015, 02:07 AM)Papers Wrote: »i don't know what i expected from reyweld's new hawkspace thread (06-02-2016, 04:16 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Tokyo could kick your scrawny ass (11-10-2017, 06:39 PM)Myeth Wrote: »reach for the stars
And then annihilate them as a powermove (02-06-2017, 01:02 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »
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08-20-2016, 03:29 AM
an ice link?
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08-20-2016, 06:08 AM
Ix has told me that there is no new ruleset. They have also told me that we're doing themes now.
As my first ruleset I present.
The Jim Belushi Ruleset:
This post passes rule 3.
Ix knows the rules so they can't play.
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08-20-2016, 06:31 AM
one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten twelve
eleven thirteen
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08-20-2016, 06:33 AM
qwertyuiopasdfghjklxcvbnm
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08-20-2016, 06:34 AM
zero one two three
four five six seven eight nine
ten eleven twelve
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08-20-2016, 06:36 AM
It should be pointed out that I have no idea who Jim Belushi is and I probably won't make any attempt to learn more over the course of this round.
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08-20-2016, 06:47 AM
^ same
although that's probably more a function of me not really attempting to figure out the rules at all during this vacation
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08-20-2016, 06:51 AM
(08-20-2016, 06:31 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »one two three four five
six seven eight nine ten twelve
eleven thirteen
This post passes rule 2!
(08-20-2016, 06:33 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »qwertyuiopasdfghjklxcvbnm
This post passes rule 2! (and maybe rule 1? Ix can we have a judgement call here?)
(08-20-2016, 06:34 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »zero one two three
four five six seven eight nine
ten eleven twelve
This post passes rule 2!
(08-20-2016, 06:36 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »It should be pointed out that I have no idea who Jim Belushi is and I probably won't make any attempt to learn more over the course of this round.
This post passes rule 2!
(08-20-2016, 06:47 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »^ same
although that's probably more a function of me not really attempting to figure out the rules at all during this vacation
This post passes rule 2!
I can say that knowledge of Jim Belushi is certainly helpful, but not required to win this postmaking contest.
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