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		07-18-2016, 05:32 AM 
	 
	
		Doctor, I have a problem. I keep forgetting where my fingertips are.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		07-18-2016, 06:32 AM 
	 
	
		I am exactly as patient as I wanted to be.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		07-18-2016, 07:43 AM 
	 
	
		I can count. See: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
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		07-18-2016, 08:43 AM 
	 
	
		Doctor Doctor my fingers keep taking 15% of all my money for themselves. 
 
Of course, they're your fingertips.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		07-18-2016, 12:59 PM 
	 
	
		Jargogle, quibble. Chappaquiddick. 
 
I pass rules 1 and 4! 
 
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		 (07-18-2016, 05:32 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Doctor, I have a problem. I keep forgetting where my fingertips are. Passes rule 4. 
 (07-18-2016, 06:32 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I am exactly as patient as I wanted to be. Passes rule 4. 
 (07-18-2016, 07:43 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »I can count. See: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Passes no rules! 
 (07-18-2016, 08:43 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Doctor Doctor my fingers keep taking 15% of all my money for themselves. 
 
Of course, they're your fingertips. Passes rule 3. 
 (07-18-2016, 12:59 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Jargogle, quibble. Chappaquiddick. 
 
I pass rules 1 and 4! 
 
I don't pass rule 2... Passes rule 3 and comes ridiculously close to passing rule 1.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		07-18-2016, 10:39 PM 
	 
	
		What if fingernails were called fingertops?
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		07-18-2016, 11:51 PM 
	 
	
		Jargogle, quibble. Chappaquiddick. 
Ghawazi frumple, bombastic! Xenolith. Zanzifran marzipan clickity-clackity vanguarding for that booty. 
I pass rules 1 and 4  3! 
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		07-18-2016, 11:53 PM 
	 
	
		There are hidden secrets in the post above, as well as this post.
	 
	
	
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		07-18-2016, 11:55 PM 
	 
	
		((These last two posts won't pass #3, but the first of the three will.))
	 
	
	
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		07-19-2016, 12:03 AM 
	 
	
		Pamango strorikes a balamapun at the vikil otemnan of premeteng.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		07-19-2016, 12:11 AM 
	 
	
		I might as well announce Swamped updates in here too, just in case that somehow passes a rule. 
 
Swamped update: https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...#pid145342
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
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		07-19-2016, 12:57 AM 
	 
	
		AAHAHAGAGAG! AAAAAGGHA AGGHHAGAGAHHHH! AAAGAGAGAHAAAAGHHH!
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		07-19-2016, 01:15 AM 
	 
	
		 (07-18-2016, 10:39 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »What if fingernails were called fingertops?  
well for one instead of the phrase "tooth and nail" we'd have "tooth and top" 
 
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		07-19-2016, 01:17 AM 
	 
	
		Fingers are nailed... they are nailed, to my fingers.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
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		07-19-2016, 01:17 AM 
	 
	
		who are you kidding? tooth and top sounds real good!
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		07-19-2016, 01:20 AM 
	 
	
		Now, say it five times fast. 
 
Tooth and top. 
Tooth and top. 
Tooth and top. 
Toofand top. 
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		07-19-2016, 01:33 AM 
	 
	
		there are secret letters in this post. Can you guess what they are? 
 
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		 (07-18-2016, 05:56 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: » Passes rule 5, and is somewhat close to 2. 
 (07-18-2016, 10:39 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »What if fingernails were called fingertops? Passes rule 4. 
 (07-18-2016, 11:51 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »Jargogle, quibble. Chappaquiddick. 
Ghawazi frumple, bombastic! Xenolith. Zanzifran marzipan clickity-clackity vanguarding for that booty. 
I pass rules 1 and 4  3! 
Oui, this message was left by the natural oils on my monitor. 
I don't pass rule 2... Still ridiculously close to 1, but nothing else. 
 (07-18-2016, 11:53 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »There are hidden secrets in the post above, as well as this post. Passes rule 4. 
 (07-18-2016, 11:55 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »((These last two posts won't pass #3, but the first of the three will.)) Passes no rules! 
 (07-19-2016, 12:03 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Pamango strorikes a balamapun at the vikil otemnan of premeteng. Passes rule 3. 
 (07-19-2016, 12:11 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »I might as well announce Swamped updates in here too, just in case that somehow passes a rule. 
 
Swamped update: https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...#pid145342 Passes rule 3. 
 (07-19-2016, 12:57 AM)a52 Wrote: »AAHAHAGAGAG! AAAAAGGHA AGGHHAGAGAHHHH! AAAGAGAGAHAAAAGHHH! AAAAAA! Passes rule 3. 
 (07-19-2016, 01:15 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: » (07-18-2016, 10:39 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »What if fingernails were called fingertops?  
well for one instead of the phrase "tooth and nail" we'd have "tooth and top" 
 
Which probably flows a little less well. Passes rule 3. 
 (07-19-2016, 01:17 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Fingers are nailed... they are nailed, to my fingers. Passes no rules! 
 (07-19-2016, 01:17 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »who are you kidding? tooth and top sounds real good! Passes rule 3. 
 (07-19-2016, 01:20 AM)Kaynato Wrote: »Now, say it five times fast. 
 
Tooth and top. 
Tooth and top. 
Tooth and top. 
Toofand top. 
Toofantawp. Passes no rules. 
 (07-19-2016, 01:33 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »there are secret letters in this post. Can you guess what they are? 
 
Neither can I   Passes rule 3.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		07-19-2016, 02:03 AM 
	 
	
		I think you all are heading twords getting rule 1, but I think I'd rather give you a hint so that you could get there, as well as helping you be able to pass three of the other five rules. 
 
This has been a post which passes rule 1, and only rule 1.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		I think you all are heading towards getting rule 1, but I think I'd rather give you a hint so that you could get there, as well as helping you be able to pass three of the other five rules. 
 
This has been a post which passes rule 1, and only rule 1.
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
	
		
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		07-19-2016, 02:57 AM 
	 
	
		rule 1 rule 1 rule 1
	 
	
	
	
		
	 
 
 
	
	
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