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a52 report: now accepting bribes
06-06-2018, 09:44 PM
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that's right! i've officially gone corrupt, and am more than willing to accept vast quantities of money or valuables for potentially illicit goods, services, or political positions!
place your offers or requests here!
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RE: a52 report: now accepting bribes
06-07-2018, 12:09 AM
I thought this was in general chat, and was really interested as to what it would be about. I thought it was going to be an art-commissions style thing for classical music or something to do with math (I don't know what).
However, for the low low price of doing the same for me, I will vote to give you the lower of moderator / admin privileges for just Hawkspace.
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RE: a52 report: now accepting bribes
06-07-2018, 01:22 AM
I'll give you 50 hawkbucks to make your avatar look the other way
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RE: a52 report: now accepting bribes
06-07-2018, 02:33 AM
I'll give you 100 hawkbucks to make Granolaman's avatar look the other way
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RE: a52 report: now accepting bribes
06-07-2018, 02:54 AM
Let's talk business here.
How big of a bribe do I need to get you to refuse my bribe?
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RE: a52 report: now accepting bribes
06-07-2018, 03:02 AM
I'll give you 3 years of my life if you'll eat this whole bowl of beans
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RE: a52 report: now accepting bribes
06-07-2018, 12:09 PM
I'll give you 250 Hawkbucks if you also turn around Mirdini's and DragonFogel's avatars.
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RE: a52 report: now accepting bribes
06-08-2018, 01:48 AM
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(06-07-2018, 12:09 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »However, for the low low price of doing the same for me, I will vote to give you the lower of moderator / admin privileges for just Hawkspace.
you gotcherself a deal. now you keep this on the down-low, and i'll do the same.
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(06-07-2018, 01:22 AM)Granolaman Wrote: »I'll give you 50 hawkbucks to make your avatar look the other way
i'll pay you back in full if you do the same for a while.
just a warnin' tho', i can only keep this up for so long before the uppers get suspy. best do your stuff quick.
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(06-07-2018, 02:33 AM)Mirdini Wrote: »I'll give you 100 hawkbucks to make Granolaman's avatar look the other way
deal is in the works, awaitin' a response from another client. but i'll pay you back in full if you.. ignore any discrepancies you may come across for a while.
(06-07-2018, 02:54 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »Let's talk business here.
How big of a bribe do I need to get you to refuse my bribe?
all i needya to do is look the other way for a bit. got some business needs attending to.
(06-07-2018, 12:09 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »I'll give you 250 Hawkbucks if you also turn around Mirdini's and DragonFogel's avatars.
in progress, my friend.
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06-08-2018, 01:50 AM
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(06-07-2018, 03:02 AM)Myeth Wrote: »I'll give you 3 years of my life if you'll eat this whole bowl of beans
listen kid, i don't know how you got back here or gotten hold o' that, but you might be gettin' yerself into more than you can chew. that said, i ain't never refused a client, and that's a mighty tasty offer...
lemme get back to you on that one
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06-08-2018, 02:08 AM
My, what an absolutely captivating underside to these letters.
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06-08-2018, 03:27 AM
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(06-08-2018, 02:08 AM)Granolaman Wrote: »My, what an absolutely captivating underside to these letters.
thanks for the help. *clumsily slides a large briefcase under the desk. it contains a single Ꜧ50 bill*
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(06-07-2018, 02:33 AM)Mirdini Wrote: »I'll give you 100 hawkbucks to make Granolaman's avatar look the other way
deal done. the other offer still stands, but for now, i'll be taking this.
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RE: a52 report: now accepting bribes
06-08-2018, 10:16 PM
Jokes on you i cant chew nothin cus i dont got no teeth, all gums baby
Thats why i need to you to eat this whole bowl o' beans
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RE: a52 report: now accepting bribes
06-09-2018, 07:56 AM
I'll give you 1000 hawkbucks if you don't run for mayor and keep Hawkspace in a state of anarchy and disrepair.
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RE: a52 report: now accepting bribes
06-09-2018, 01:19 PM
myeth confirmed grandma that needs their meal pre-chewed
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06-10-2018, 01:29 AM
(06-07-2018, 03:02 AM)Myeth Wrote: »I'll give you 3 years of my life if you'll eat this whole bowl of beans
dunno what you needed this for kid, and i ain't gonna ask, but it's yours.
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(06-09-2018, 07:56 AM)Bobert Wrote: »I'll give you 1000 hawkbucks if you don't run for mayor and keep Hawkspace in a state of anarchy and disrepair.
ohohoho, trust me, if i'm elected, you won't be disappointed.
as a matter of fact, if there are any.. favors.. you want, things you need done, i'd be happy to oblige in exchange for your vote.
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RE: a52 report: now accepting bribes
06-11-2018, 01:49 AM
now eat unfried plasma-state beans for half of a life. specifically, cobalt-60's.
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RE: a52 report: now accepting bribes
06-12-2018, 04:49 PM
I'll show you a rare jpg if you can sum these numbers for me
28 63 197 17 142 83 8 26
don't ask why I need this or the deal's off
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