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Destroy The Wall
SinkingSailor
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Destroy The Wall
07-26-2017, 07:03 AM
a wall stands in the way of your path. it should probably gtfo tho. so get rid of it.

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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-26-2017, 08:09 AM
Begin diplomatic relations with wall
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-26-2017, 08:36 AM
Build another wall beside the wall so they can be wall pals
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-26-2017, 12:09 PM
Draw graffitis on the wall
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-26-2017, 01:09 PM
>bop it
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-26-2017, 06:39 PM
(07-26-2017, 08:09 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Begin diplomatic relations with wall

The wall doesn't like politics and gets hurt for 100 dmg
(07-26-2017, 08:09 AM)Schazer Wrote: »Build another wall beside the wall so they can be wall pals

The wall gains the companion wall friend. wall friend protecs, wall friend attacs, but most importantly, the wall will git angery if you kil wall fren.
(07-26-2017, 08:09 AM)bigro Wrote: »unwall

wall fren takes 500 dmg
(07-26-2017, 08:09 AM)Seyhial Wrote: »Draw graffitis on the wall

the wall feels stylish. X2 to attack this turn and next.
(07-26-2017, 08:09 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »>bop it

you and wall friend play bop it. wall friend feels refreshed. +100 hp.

The Wall: 99,900
Attributes: Stylish: X2 to attack for 2 turns
Wall Friend: 600
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-26-2017, 06:48 PM
ask nicely if the wall could scooch a bit to the side so you can pass
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-26-2017, 07:17 PM
summon donald trump. He's great at building walls! Maybe he can tear this one down?
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07-26-2017, 09:22 PM
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-26-2017, 10:19 PM
summon koolaid man
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-26-2017, 10:28 PM
tell the wall to follow his dreams
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-27-2017, 12:58 AM
/spawnitem walldestroyermarkII
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-27-2017, 01:42 AM (This post was last modified: 07-27-2017, 01:43 AM by SinkingSailor.)
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)Arcanuse Wrote: »ask nicely if the wall could scooch a bit to the side so you can pass

the wall cannot as it is infinite until it is destroyed
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »summon Donald trump. He's great at building walls! Maybe he can tear this one down?

Trump is summoned. All he does is deport Mexicans behind the wall.
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)a52 Wrote: »mikhail gorbachev

the wall is confused. it becomes vulnerable to X2 damage this turn.
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)Seyhial Wrote: »tell the wall to follow his dreams

the walls dream is to block your path. so IT keeps doing that.
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)Wheat Wrote: »cast spell: wonderwall

the wall gains +101 hp.
(07-26-2017, 06:48 PM)Tuesday Wrote: »/spawnitem walldestroyermarkII

you attempt to spawn an item, but its just a rubber ball. the wall loses -1 hp X2 from laughter.

The Wall: 99,999
Attributes: Confused: Takes X2 to attack for 1 turn
Wall Friend: 600

wall attacks! it tries to throw a brick, but realizes that the players don't have any health bars. The Wall loses its Stylish attribute, as it starts raining and the graffiti washes off.
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-27-2017, 03:31 AM
mr gorbachev, tear down this wall
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-27-2017, 03:37 AM
go back in time, change the paperwork to give the contract to the cheapest company that cuts the most corners
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-27-2017, 04:24 AM
more dakka
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-27-2017, 08:13 AM
seduce the wall
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-27-2017, 11:13 AM
Go to Walmart, see if you can learn the secrets of wall and better learn how to remove wall.
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-27-2017, 06:47 PM
Smash wall with wrecking ball
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-27-2017, 08:31 PM
(07-26-2017, 10:19 PM)Reyweld Wrote: »>summon koolaid man
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RE: Destroy The Wall
07-28-2017, 12:56 AM
throw trump at wall
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