A Happening

Just cleaning up.

Fake Name: Dennis Twoeyes. Why bother having a clever fake name? Besides it'll confuse the hell outta people!

ALSO GO TO THE TREE. That Big Tree is probably cool. If you're getting called out, and it's basically a ding-dong-ditch, might as well make a day- er night trip of it.

Nip to the general store

I agree with nipping to the General store. Steal a chocolate bar, or something. That's considered pretty evil, amiright or amiright.

>KICK THE MAN IN THE SHINS, YEAH

>STEAL HIS CLOTHES AND HIS NAME, YEAH

>BURN THE ENTIRE PLACE DOWN WITH HIM INSIDE, YEAH

>Maybe, Y'know, look for security measures before you start pummeling the storekeep here.

>...Yes, we would like pants. Pants would be appreciated.

>nO clothes r 4 nerdz
>K I C C

Kicking is for squares, take the offered pants. Also, ask him if you can have a job. Y'all gotta do SOMETHING while you're in this Realm. Might as well let this dude get some sleep. Then, He could no longer rightfully call himself Tired Tirbold. THUS MEANING YOU HAD STOLEN HIS NAME. in a subterfugic, non shinkicking manner. and also you'd get money, which is pretty useful, for the purpose of obtaining goods and services. Like TORSOPANTS. Like, y'all were saying it was pretty chilly out there

Answers; 1; Second In Command of a Vast Line of Tired Tirbolds. Going to FRANCHISE this mother all upwise. TIRED TIRBOLDS IN EVERY TOWN. 5 TIRED TIRBOLDS ON A SINGLE CITY BLOCK. You'd be willing to settle for assistant manager though
2; Shrug. You got offered pants and the dude looks like he needs a nap.
3; Would it be a problem if you were?

As for clothing, literally anything that isn't nippled tassles, for the lvoe of god

khakis. and a hawaiian shirt. lots of flower patterns.
maybe some hoof-friendly sandals

Quesh 1: in ur mom

Quesh 2: ur mom. Very nice lady.

Quesh 3: no im jesus motherfucker



(Fun fact had to to that all on my phone cuz my computer's too far away.)

1. Back in Hell, probably after dying.

2. It's easier to get cash this way.

3. Yes *flex a bit while staring directly into their eyes*

>As for clothing,

khakis. and a hawaiian shirt. lots of flower patterns.
maybe some hoof-friendly sandals

>should i say it




>should i

>is this even a good idea, cuz he has twice legs and twice the kicc

>no, but i hope we're doing it anyway


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kicc

>We're not exactly high on the demonic totem pole right now, yeah?
>Let's thank them and remember this when we take over the role of Archdemon in a few centuries. The people who assist you today are the one's that get to live when you rise to power. Live comfortably with a real nice tax-free house. In one of the nicer Neighborhood's in hell.

>seduce him into giving you a job position. It's our only chance at easy money.

burn down the building.

Seduce him while burning down the building, then kick him in the shins

>Go to tree, go to tree! Kick the tree?

>Go back in there and seduce Tirbold some more. You'll be in your element (fire, that is)

catch-a-riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide

get on the raft. flip off the village as the raft presumably takes you to the tree.

>KICK HIM INTO OBLIVION, SPECIFICALLY KICK HIS SHINS INTO OBLIVION. THEN WE FUCK OFF ON THE RAFT AND GIVE EM' THE OLD BIRD.

>lay on the raft and paddle to the tree

>also don't set it on fire, that would be rude

>Can I touch one of your eyes? Like, a gentle caress?