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Kitet
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05-30-2018, 11:35 PM (This post was last modified: 05-30-2018, 11:37 PM by Kitet.)
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Let Me have a look At you...

Hmm....

Yes, I see now...

It looks like You have a Deficiency of Carrotene.

Allow me to Get the syringe, and the juicer.

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05-31-2018, 01:15 AM
make an incision in my coffee, i need sharp
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05-31-2018, 05:42 AM
That is Not what my Practice is for, visit doctor starbuck for that.
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05-31-2018, 02:04 PM
can i have an arm transplant please
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05-31-2018, 02:04 PM
(05-31-2018, 02:04 PM)a52 Wrote: »can i have an arm transplant please

i want mine to be stronger and bigger, like popeye's
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05-31-2018, 03:57 PM
I want chlorophyll in my skin
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05-31-2018, 08:43 PM
DOC. TOR.

DOC. TOR.
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05-31-2018, 10:25 PM
give me the news
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05-31-2018, 10:52 PM
(05-31-2018, 02:04 PM)a52 Wrote: »
(05-31-2018, 02:04 PM)a52 Wrote: »can i have an arm transplant please

i want mine to be stronger and bigger, like popeye's

Ah Yes. Inject this directly into your Bicep once a week.

(you got a syringe full of cold-pressed salad juice!)

For the rest Of you, see my Nurse for your requests. She will talk To the cafeteria Management to procure More Fruits And Vegetables For Your Health. And speaking of Health, I Must Take a small Vacation. Ha, ha.
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06-01-2018, 02:03 AM
i'd like to surgically remove your vacation, and your vacation spot.

they must be temporarily evacuated to a pocket dimension called "clown salad"
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06-02-2018, 02:57 PM
You Fool, What Do You Hope To Accomplish By Doing That
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06-02-2018, 06:33 PM
Doctor how do i eat rat without like, dying of the plague
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01-12-2019, 11:19 PM
I ate an eg and now i think im melting, help
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01-14-2019, 12:58 PM
ducktor heres my duckumentation for my disease, i would agrebeciate it if you'd help
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01-16-2019, 01:43 AM
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY OFFICE WITHOUT APPOINTMENTS
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01-16-2019, 02:52 AM
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01-16-2019, 04:00 AM
ducktor, i do have an aukpointment. wren will you rhealize this
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