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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
07-05-2017, 03:26 PM
(07-04-2017, 11:14 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »It turns out you just shove it in your mouth sideways so it looks like you have a really big smile.
It turns out this is how Aardman did it.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
07-06-2017, 05:47 AM
(07-02-2017, 08:50 PM)a52 Wrote: » (02-15-2017, 12:43 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »it turns out you have to throw it like a boomerang, and it returns unpeeled
(06-30-2017, 03:14 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »it turns out bananas can be thrown like a boomerang and they'll return to you, only peeled.
it turns out reyweld is a thief.
(07-02-2017, 08:40 PM)a52 Wrote: »it turns out bananas are like onions and they're really just peels all the way down
(01-20-2017, 02:40 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »it turns out that it's like an onion and you just gotta keep peeling and peeling to get to the actual banana
it turns out you are too
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
07-06-2017, 06:10 AM
It turns out that to properly open a banana, you have to unwittingly steal someone else's idea for how to open a banana.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
07-06-2017, 06:22 AM
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(07-06-2017, 05:47 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: » (07-02-2017, 08:50 PM)a52 Wrote: » (02-15-2017, 12:43 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »it turns out you have to throw it like a boomerang, and it returns unpeeled
(06-30-2017, 03:14 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »it turns out bananas can be thrown like a boomerang and they'll return to you, only peeled.
it turns out reyweld is a thief.
(07-02-2017, 08:40 PM)a52 Wrote: »it turns out bananas are like onions and they're really just peels all the way down
(01-20-2017, 02:40 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »it turns out that it's like an onion and you just gotta keep peeling and peeling to get to the actual banana
it turns out you are too
it turns out i have betrayed my master and dishonored my clan. farewell. may my ancestors have mercy on me.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
07-06-2017, 12:50 PM
it turns out you have to stuff the banana in a body-bag until it tells you how the foul deed is done.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
07-09-2017, 11:39 PM
it turns out if you throw a banana like a boomerang, it comes back with one layer peeled off because bananas are basically yellow onions
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
07-12-2017, 01:34 AM
it turns out that both barium and sodium want to give away electrons so no, BaNaNa doesn't exist
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
07-12-2017, 01:35 AM
it turns out you just have to give them moderator privileges and a few months later kaput goes the banana stand
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
07-12-2017, 01:36 AM
it turns out you have to strike the banana to peal it
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
07-12-2017, 01:37 AM
it turns out that you need to condition bananas to peel when they hear a bell ring
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
07-12-2017, 07:35 AM
it turns out thats actually a cat inside a banana, just try to pet it
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
07-12-2017, 07:43 AM
it turns out you have to say "Open Sesame" in a booming voice.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
07-13-2017, 08:23 AM
it turns out banana peels are high in potassium so just expose it to liquid water
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08-10-2017, 04:07 AM
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
08-10-2017, 07:18 AM
it turns out there are actually two bananas. one is open and one is closed. you put them in a box with a radioactive substance and wait
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
08-10-2017, 07:45 AM
(08-10-2017, 07:18 AM)Coolacanth Wrote: »it turns out there are actually two bananas. one is open and one is closed. you put them in a box with a radioactive substance and wait
it turns out the radioactive substance is just more bananas.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
08-10-2017, 11:54 AM
it turns out you need to have it watch 24 hours of the mlp theme song
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
11-04-2018, 08:05 AM
it turns out you're supposed to just leave it in water until the peel comes off on its own
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
11-04-2018, 03:33 PM
It turns out your banana-peeling method has to pass five secret rules, which change whenever somebody successfully peels a banana in accordance with all five rules.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
11-04-2018, 04:27 PM
It turns out that bananas don’t exist, what the hell are you all talking about
owo whats this???
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
11-05-2018, 12:10 AM
It turns out you have to pit eight bananas against each other in an interdimensional battle to the death and whichever one survives will be peeled.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
11-05-2018, 12:11 AM
It turns out you draw pictures of the banana and ask people for suggestions on how to peel it.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
11-05-2018, 12:12 AM
It turns out that a portion of the bananas are actually working for the Mafia so you have to get the whole bunch to vote on which bananas should be peeled in order to find the criminals.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
11-05-2018, 12:13 AM
It turns out you have to peel a little bit of the banana, and then pass it off to the next person, who will do the same, until you're out of people and then everybody can see how the banana got peeled.
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RE: you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time
11-05-2018, 12:53 AM
It turns out you write 50,000 words on the banana in the space of a month.
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