the cube. dare you enter... the cube

Take a closer look at that map on the wall.

Take a closer look at that map on the wall.

The map becomes insecure and asks us to stop

Pyramids have no place in The Cube. Murder that pyramid.

Pyramids have no place in The Cube. Murder that pyramid.

what if it's a square-based pyramid? That's like, 1/6th of a cube at least.

Eradicate the polyhedral triangular structure.

Pyramids have no place in The Cube. Murder that pyramid.

Eradicate the polyhedral triangular structure.

you punch the pyramid until it shatters into pieces and then stamp them into dust. fuck that pyramid.

Take a closer look at that map on the wall.

a little green dot and three red numbers

draw over the map with your own piss and blood thereby changing the layout of the cube to your liking.

Secondininding

Go East

draw over the map with your own piss and blood thereby changing the layout of the cube to your liking.

you dont have any way to get a good stream of blood going. you cover the map with your piss instead. yes!! this is it!! this is why you chose to enter the cube!!



it appears the map was being displayed on some kind of touch-screen computer, possibly filled with delightful secrets and intriguing puzzles. your piss immediately shorts out the computer and breaks it and makes it explode.

Go East

you note that what you assume is due east [based on the now broken map] leads to a sheer drop off. it may be unwise to blindly leap - but then again, maybe not.

do. it.

>Just run, we ain't no big-nosed wise guy!

>What, do we look like a platformer protag?

>use your hat as an airplane

You know, take a break. Just sit and enjoy the atmosphere.

decisions have no consequence. have at it