Post making contest 6.0

What are the eeveelutions that we all crave?

• Obsideon
  
• Cooleon
  
• Weirddogeon
  
• Napoleon

What about Frempeon?

More importantly, who's going to welcome all these new Eeveelutions to the Space Consortium?

• Obsideon
  
• Cooleon
  
• Weirddogeon
  
• Napoleon

• Neon
  
• Argon
  
• Krypton
  
• Xenon
  
• Radon
  
• Thatotheron
  

So it turns out the derivative of a vector with respect to a matrix is not a vector, or a matrix, but a three-dimensional array. This could be problematic.

(Finally, I have a place to put all my out-of-context math quotes again!)

Frempoleon

if you have a room full of monkeys typing at a typewriter, they will eventually create the winning post. They will also die though. Or you can have the post i just made win.

Your choice.

POST NUMBER 3

dead monkeys! dead monkeys! dead monkeys! dead monkeys!

Ooo ooo aah ahh ooo ooo aah ah.. *coughs blood* ah... h... *slumps over, dead*










(x10000000000... on top of typewriters)

POST NUMBER 4

Nier Automata is a rude game that made me cry

HAWK
HARK
PARK
PARE
PACE
SPACE

Now fold between esses

0ω0

Passes rules 1 and 2, fairly easily

the post making contest will never die i will drag it from its grave

Passes none of the rules

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Passes rules 1 and 2 trivially

if we just make every concievable possible post we will pass eventually

Passes none of the rules

POST NUMBER 1

I read the Walking Dead Vol 1 yesterday and it made me suspect that the author of that particular comic would actually prefer a world in which zombies happened because fuck milennials and their safe spaces amirite?

Passes none of the rules

Sorry, Ix, I didn't catch that. What'd you say?

Passes rules 1 and 2!!! That was amazing

Well that's weird. There were two posts, made hours ago, but when I clicked on Last Post it brought me to the first post of the thread?

Or did I click on the thread title accidentally? I'm not very awake yet so I guess that's possible.

Passes none of the rules

No, I went back in my browser and Last Post was highlighted. Clicked it again and it went back to my post.

What is going on with this thread.

Passes none of the rules

Passes... hm... no rules, regardless of whether you take the "video acts like its contents" or "video acts like its underlying BBcode" interpretations

POST NUMBER 2

i'm very disappointed the pokemon direct wasn't an announcement that they're finally making the eeveelutions they know we all crave

Failed rules 1 and 2 really quickly

What are the eeveelutions that we all crave?

Passes rule 2!

• Obsideon
  
• Cooleon
  
• Weirddogeon
  
• Napoleon

No rules sorry

What about Frempeon?

More importantly, who's going to welcome all these new Eeveelutions to the Space Consortium?

Passes no rules

• Obsideon
  
• Cooleon
  
• Weirddogeon
  
• Napoleon

• Neon
  
• Argon
  
• Krypton
  
• Xenon
  
• Radon
  
• Thatotheron
  

Honestly I forgot about how to deal with quotes. If we DISREGARD the quoted text, and also DISREGARD BB-code, then this post passes rule 1. Otherwise it doesn't pass any rules.

Let's go with it passing rule 1.

So it turns out the derivative of a vector with respect to a matrix is not a vector, or a matrix, but a three-dimensional array. This could be problematic.

(Finally, I have a place to put all my out-of-context math quotes again!)

Passes none of the rules, regardless of whether the previous post passed rule 1

Frempoleon

This would've passed rule 1 had a52's post not passed rule 1. This wouldn't have passed rule 1 otherwise.

if you have a room full of monkeys typing at a typewriter, they will eventually create the winning post. They will also die though. Or you can have the post i just made win.

Your choice.

Passes none of the rules

POST NUMBER 3

dead monkeys! dead monkeys! dead monkeys! dead monkeys!

Passes none of the rules

Ooo ooo aah ahh ooo ooo aah ah.. *coughs blood* ah... h... *slumps over, dead*










(x10000000000... on top of typewriters)

Passes none of the rules, sadly. I was hoping it would pass rule 2

POST NUMBER 4

Nier Automata is a rude game that made me cry

POST NUMBER sadly won't be passing any rules right now

HAWK
HARK
PARK
PARE
PACE
SPACE

Passes both rules 1 and 2.

Now fold between esses

Passes both rules 1 and 2.

...we are not passing rules 3-5 ever again huh

POST NUMBER 5

you can tell me that this format won't work but it will not stop me

If you want us to pass rules 3-5 ever again it might be helpful to give hints.

g0m

"benzene tv" reversed spells "vt enezneb" and yeah this passes rules 3 and 4

Quick scan through the comic leads me to believe that this passes rule 2.

POST NUMBER 5

you can tell me that this format won't work but it will not stop me

The format could pass rule 1 now, but the body of the text disqualifies it.

If you want us to pass rules 3-5 ever again it might be helpful to give hints.

g0m

See below! (Passes no rules)

"benzene tv" reversed spells "vt enezneb" and yeah this passes rules 3 and 4

This post passes rules 3 and 4 and hopefully we'll be passing rule 3 on accident again (I think we can pass rule 3 about 6 more times before we hit another potential roadblock.)

POST NUMBER 6

nier automata is a good video game, though initially emotionally skeptical by the end i had given it free rein to trample over my heart and it did

(I think we can pass rule 3 about 6 more times before we hit another potential roadblock.)

Oh fuck no.

We're experiencing mysterious posts on pages that don't exist yet again.

Just so people know.

POST NUMBER 6

nier automata is a good video game, though initially emotionally skeptical by the end i had given it free rein to trample over my heart and it did

Passes rule 3! Yay accidents!

(I think we can pass rule 3 about 6 more times before we hit another potential roadblock.)

Oh fuck no.

Passes rule 1. Passes rule 2 as well, since I'm not counting quoted text.

We're experiencing mysterious posts on pages that don't exist yet again.

Just so people know.

Passes rule 3 again!

The funny thing as the rules stand right now, passing rule 3 automatically disqualifies you from passing rules 1 and 2, even though rules 1 and 2 are different rules (rules 1 and 2 are usually different rules, most of the time)

The funny thing as the rules stand right now, passing rule 3 automatically disqualifies you from passing rules 1 and 2, even though rules 1 and 2 are different rules (rules 1 and 2 are usually different rules, most of the time)

Post Making Contest was a mistake

Rule 1: Don't think about posting an elephant.

Whoops, too late.

POST NUMBER 7