you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

it turns out you've been peeling bananas this whole time. And nothing else.

it turns out the dogs, for instance, Odie from popular webcomic Garf, know how it's done

: it turns out you should always thank your bananas before peeling them. Growing is hard work!

It turns out that bananas don't like Mondays, are slow to peel and slow to sell on Mondays around the world.

it turns out a banana is tired

it turns out if you hit Odie with a banana, you will be satisfied even without a peeled banana, you monster

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it turns out there's a circle of hell devoted to people who consume forbidden fruit, bananas being one of them.

it turns out dumb ass millennials, stop peeling bananas and buy a house

it turns out *horse

it turns out that in order to get to be an astronaut, you not only need perfect vision (check,) but you also need to know how to peel all the bananas you'll find up there, hence why we sent monkeys up and not dogs. if we're going to get this hawk into space, it needs all the advice it can get on passing this test. hence why every post in this thread is relevant to the matter at hand

it turns out that to unpeel a banana you have to spell it right without looking it up

It turns out there's no nutritional case for not eating peels, but due to pesticide usage it's actuallly not advisable to feed the outermost layer to your birds

it turns out you're supposed to put the peel back on when you're done

it turns out you've gotta fashion a molotov cocktail with the banana as fuse

it turns out you just wait a few months and the peel rots right off

it turns out you just wait a few months and the peel rots right off

it turns out i did that once. a banana escaped my lunchbox and wandered into my backpack, where it sat unnoticed. turns out the peel is the only part left after a few months.

it turns out you just put the banana on your nose and tell a lie.

it turns out that IS a banana in my pocket and i'm not happy to see you

it turns out you just create a battery with it. you can use this to power subsequent peelings of bananas

it turns out you just create a battery with it. you can use this to power subsequent peelings of bananas

it turns out you can use jumper cables from one banana to another to peel them bth

It turns out humans can be peeled and eaten just like bananas, same flavor and everything. But don't take my word for it; try it yourself!

it turns out a specific type of slug is known for its ability to eat banana peels (and only the peels), leaving a clean, delicious unpeeled banana for anyone to enjoy