you've been peeling bananas wrong this whole time

it turns out you have to open the refrigerator, take out the elephant, put in the banana, and close the refrigerator

It turns out that the banana turns out. That's how you peel it. You turn it out, duh.

it turns out the banana is not a good metaphor for relationships

It turnways out that the banana is a slightly-obscure-but-not-really-obscure reference

it turns out you need to carve the banana with a knife

it turns out you have to suck the banana out with water or air

it turns out that you have to watch the banana whip it and/or do the nae nae.

it turns out you can be patient and an already-peeled banana will eventually make its way into your life

it turns out you peel it halfway and then put peanut butter on it

it turns out you're supposed to wear the peel as a hat

it turns out you're supposed to put the banana on an Ojibwa board and let the spirits of the dead tell you how to peel it

It turns out you're supposed to tickle the banana until it pops right out of the peel and rolls around on the floor laughing itself to tears.

it turns out you have to resort to fracking operations to extract the banana from under the peel.

it turns out you need to accumulate over 2500 bananas to get Schazer to split the bananas for you

it turns out you're supposed to leave it on my desk, make a Good Post outta fuckin nowhere, then I'll crush it wide open when I slam my fist on the table trying to hold in my laughter

it turns out you have to extract it first

It turns out you have to torrent the banana from the pirate bay. Bananas are protected by copyright law so you'll be hard pressed to find, much less TASTE, a banana anywhere else.

It turns out it's been ONE WEEK.

it turns out, saying 'it turns out': it turns [the banana inside] out.

it turns out you should've followed that exit sign

it turns out the banana will peel when aroused, which can be done with pictures of bees

It turns out one cannot know the position and velocity of a peeled banana, as it will simply cease to exist. All according to the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, which was founded as Heisenberg himself was slowing going bananas trying to find bananas bananas bananas

it turns out that banana thread

it turns out that bananas thread, you just gotta unscrew the top

it turns out, out turns in. the banana's skin turns inwards into itself to reveal the banana you were trying to get at.