Post making contest 6.0

I'll take [4] for 200

I'll take [4] for 200

Weaknesses: Radiation, ___.

IT'S THE

apocryphal

DOG, THE

DOG.

IF YOU QUOTE THIS POST
YOU WILL START RECEIVING

the secrets of the universe

Dischorran Should be straightforward to automatically PM Dragon Fogel to post a demo, monitor for response, then autodownload and execute.

please end the postmaking contest

here, have one more post to grade.

Passes 1a, 3, and 5

For science.

Very cute, but passes no rules.

here, have one more post to grade.

Also cute, but passes no rules.

Next question: would that grading post have passed rule 4 if I hadn't updated Swamped while Kieros was working on it.

(and somehow the update I wrote materialized in this thread despite my not posting it yet, I guess)

Passes rule 3.

test post

Passes rule 3.

Reyweld's 4.

Yes I have been evoked from the depths of real life to shitpost, how do you four do

Passes rule 5

sanksnka

Passes no rules!

aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaa

Passes rule 3

Passes rules 3

I _ never _ _ sweet dinner roll in my life

Dinner rolls _ mockeries of _ _ products

_ _ where its _. Buttery, _; good with _ _ icing _ or _ forest _ _ _ cheese, even by itself!

_ Diet Pop is only good _ _ _ _, I didn't think you'd stoop to such _ low blow.

_ _ like the fucking nobles of the _ world, so don't you _ shit _ _

Food of the _

Some other good _ products include: _ (_ on soup!), hot cross buns, _, _ (with _ or _ _), Sour Dough _ (the _ of _ products), Rye _

Rye _

no

rye is disgusting, even worse _ _

Yes friend, I too once thought this _, but _ enlightened by _ moister rye _ with some sort of cheesy veggie dip onto (with like zucchini or something)

_ I've only _ rye _ like 3 times in my entire life, so I don't _ remember how it _ when it _ _ with double-plus-love.

Passes rules 3 and 5

I _ _ _ _ _ _ roll in my _

_ rolls _ _ of _ _ products

_ _ _ its _. _, _; good with _ _ icing _ or _ _ _ _ _ _, _ by _!

_ _ Pop is only good _ _ _ _, I didn't think you'd stoop to such _ low blow.

_ _ _ _ fucking _ of _ _ world, so don't you _ shit _ _

Food of _ _

_ _ good _ products _: _ (_ on soup!), hot cross buns, _, _ (with _ or _ _), Sour Dough _ (_ _ of _ products), _ _

no

_ is disgusting, _ _ _ _

_ _, I too _ thought this _, but _ _ by _ _ _ _ with _ sort of _ _ dip onto (with _ zucchini or _)

_ _ only _ _ _ _ 3 _ in my _ _, so I don't _ _ how it _ _ it _ _ with _-plus-_.

Passes no rules!

[bet you were expecting more][/snop]

Passes rule 3

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy

Passes rule 1b

Passes no rules!

ella minnow pea

Passes rule 1b

"Are we the four weirddogswomen of the Rulespocalypse?"

Passes rule 3No

JEPORDE
CATEGORIES
[1]Shit Post
200, 400, 600, 800, 1000
[2]Numbers
200, 400, 600, 800, 1000
[3]Dog
200, 400, 600, 800, 1000
[4]This is Me
200, 400, 600, 800, 1000
[5]AAAGh
200, 400, 600, 800, 1000

Passes rule 3

I'll take [4] for 200

Passes rule 3

I'll take [4] for 200

Weaknesses: Radiation, ___.

Passes rule 3

IT'S THE

apocryphal

DOG, THE

DOG.

IF YOU QUOTE THIS POST
YOU WILL START RECEIVING

the secrets of the universe

Passes no rules!

Passes no rules!

Dischorran Should be straightforward to automatically PM Dragon Fogel to post a demo, monitor for response, then autodownload and execute.

Passes rule 3

please end the postmaking contest

Passes no rules!

IX WAS THAT THE WORD "WAIT" I HEARD AS I WAS QUITTING

WAS IT REALLY

I am in bed now but I am beginning to hear noises from people who are waking up now what the heck

(also can someone check the spreadsheet data on rule 1 to see if they can spot when wheat's dog round was involved in judging during the two dog phases? I think Kieros said there were 19 easy PMC sets, so you'd be looking for passes or half-passes of the same variety that were spaced 19 posts apart... I would myself, but bed)

i tried to say that if we hit disconnect at the same time i couldn't say goodnight

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We know.

IX WAS THAT THE WORD "WAIT" I HEARD AS I WAS QUITTING

WAS IT REALLY

Passes rule 5

I am in bed now but I am beginning to hear noises from people who are waking up now what the heck

(also can someone check the spreadsheet data on rule 1 to see if they can spot when wheat's dog round was involved in judging during the two dog phases? I think Kieros said there were 19 easy PMC sets, so you'd be looking for passes or half-passes of the same variety that were spaced 19 posts apart... I would myself, but bed)

Passes rule 5

i tried to say that if we hit disconnect at the same time i couldn't say goodnight

Passes rule 5
Passes no rules!

We know.

Passes rules 3 and 5!

And here you go, an image for each of the rules:

SpoilerShow

Conquest

War

Famine

Death

Memeing

For posterity, Conquest reads: if you decoded this you're a nerd. i'm looking at you, sruix.

Code:

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Y.IXWETCL.UAZQB..PRGD..HM. FJKNOSV

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
lohuf.txc..iy..rns.gk.edam bjpqvwz

ＨＥＬＬＯ，　ＤＯ　ＹＯＵ　ＨＡＶＥ　Ａ　ＭＯＭＥＮＴ　ＴＯ　ＴＡＬＫ　ＡＢＯＵＴ　ＤＡＯＹＵ？

this is wizard #1.

“now fax quiz jack‽” my brave ghost pled.

g0m

she sells seashells by the sea shore and by she i must mean kieros

nothing could stop the posting now. it had gone supercritical, tearing apart even the very fabric of the forums. well, that's just the way she liked it. "my world's on fire, how 'bout yours?"



sometimes a parrot talks (a parrot is a tropical bird, but what are birds?)

guvf vf n cerggl rnfl chmmyr

qwer qwer qwer



i vote ixcaliber, and so should you. this post has passed so many dang rules, but were they the right rules?

i do not have a marmot to talk about daoyu, i am clearly being very productive and not wasting time on an internet forum currently.

sky iraq quidditch snl sky

welcome to the akumu post of passing many easy rules

end of the city of th

Wait, of course, I know just what to do. Got to get back to my post making roots.

Everyone, hold on a second.

REVELATION TO KÍEROS - CHAPTER 6

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¹As I watched, the fremp shitposted the first of the TWELVE lubrications in the Post Making Contest. Then I heard one of the five glitter texts say with a voice like g0m, ²I looked up and saw a white weird dog standing there. Its rider carried a golden .45 revolver, powered by dreams. shoots lightning, and a crown was placed on her head. She rode out to win many battles and gain the victory.
³When the fremp shitposted the second lubrication, I heard the second glitter text say, ⁴Then another weird dog appeared, a red one. Its rider was given a mighty keyblade and the authority to take peace from Eagle Time. And there was war and slaughter everywhere.
⁵When the fremp shitposted the third lubrication, I heard the third glitter text say, I looked up and saw a black weird dog, and its rider was holding an analytic balance in her hand. ⁶And I heard a voice from among the five glitter texts say, but not actually in glitter text because by golly is this a long quote, "A loaf of Wheat or three loaves of Sanji will cost today's top poster. And don't waste the sample text and Sruix's updates."
⁷When the fremp shitposted the fourth lubricaton, I heard the fourth glitter text say, ⁸I looked up and saw a weird dog whose color was pale green. Its rider was named Death, and her companion was Rules Hell. These two were given authority over one-fourth of Eagle Time, to kill with the rules and tricks and Swamped's rigorous updating schedule and robot kitties.
⁹When the fremp shitposted the fifth lubricaton, I heard the fifth glitter text say, ¹⁰I looked up and saw a rainbow text weird dog, and its rider was holding the true alphabet in her hands. She rode out to meme like none had ever memed before.
¹¹And then the fremp shitposted lubrication like seven more times with even worse stuff happening, but I was too distracted, because I had come up with rules for the Post Making Contest from the Five Weirddogswomen of the Rulespocalypse:

1. Conquest
   
2. War
   
3. Famine
   
4. Death
   
5. Memeing

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g0m

This is update #277.

It's pretty cold here, so I'm wearing gloves indoors. Just letting you all know.

End of message.

Sgt. Gunn in Sahara

noon room

This Is Test #2.

This is b #1

whispered dog bird reds reds reds what are birds? 2+2=5 End of b

Cred, Heron, A Dog, Z. Qwer, Qwer, Qwer, Kilo. I Sword Of Made A Pun. Mage.

What Are Birds!? Boy, We Just Don't Know. Lubrication

Vote: Ixcaliber






























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hey look at this wire dog

hey look at this world dog