Post making contest 5.0

WHY HELLO IXCALIBER

OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE

HI AND IX

Hey Sruixan my good and dear friend!!!!

HI IX HI HI SRUIX YES I AM SAYING HI TO MYSELF THAT IS OKAY

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HEY AND HELLO REYWELD!

Please don't betray me.

Good morning Sruixan!

GOOD MORNING IX GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING KIEROS GOOD MORNING AKUMU GOOD MORNING FUCKING ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO BARGE IN HERE RIGHT NOW AND BETRAY MY RAPIDLY DISINTEGRATING TRUST

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you called?

This is update #228.

"Wait, is there a difference between a goose and a swan? Are they different things? Because I think I met a goose once and now it might have been a swan?" - Shredded

End of message.

Hi Wheat

Sruixan - "did you know that if a canadian coin has a loon on it it's a loonie toon?"

"If they have loons on the toonie, is it a Looney Tune?"

Sruixan says "this is my three am joke"

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Ok then.

PMC is now 6th most viewed topic! Last time I checked it was 9th. So that means it passed three topics. Yay!

yeah good luck reyweld

:©

Dragon Fogel are you aware of any more cool substances?

Passes 4, 5.

{egg snop}

Passes 5.

Thank you for that song, qwerx.

I don't know about cool substances, Ix, but I can say with confidence that Copy Kitty is a cool video game.

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Hi Fogel I love pancakes. Sruix how do you feel about pancakes?

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Yes, flat food things are good.

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Eggs, coffee, and air-heads together are a good food for you to eat for lunch.
This message passes laws one and four.

Nope. Passes 5 though.

kieros what's the biggest plate of crab legs you've ever had to eat to establish your cover?

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Ice is the best food ever

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In all actuality, none. I prefer using calamari as my seafood of choice to sneak into locations.

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om nom nom unf unf grrrrrr

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101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111. This is fine.

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*bird noise*

Passes 5.

You know the drill, 5 11 rules, and one goal: make a post that follows them all!

And no, this is not the game I was planning on making, rather, the game the world deserves!

This post passes: , , ,

But doesn't pass: , , , , , , ,

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this is going to be hellishly fun

Passes no rules.

Reyweld I just thought you'd like to know that we're all on Discord at the moment trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

We are having a great time.

Honest.

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Shredded you are making some real good posts right now. Keep it up!

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i'm loving it

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Passes no rules.

{USA}

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more shitposts

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{gentle}

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This is update #226.

"Sruix I genuinely don't believe that will pass anything" - Ix, in response to me telling them I was "stroking the keyboard"...

End of message.

Well, it passed \something\. Passes 5.

Fun Fact: Did you know that Karkat Vantas from the Webcomic Homestuck has cancer (a sideways 69) as their symbol, and they speak in a dark grey: hexcode #626262.

Passes 5.

Passes no rules.

I'm guessing rule one has something to do with needing a comma after the first word but not having one.

Passes rule 5.

This is update #227.

Sruix: "Do you lust after commas?!"
Ix: "Hell yeah!"
Kieros: "But not as much as I swoon for semicolons."
*silence*
Ix: "This is now the punctuation erotica thread."

End of message.

Passes rule 5.

It's time for another episode of the Sruix and Ix show! With your hosts, Sruixan and Ixcaliber! Also known as Sruix and Ix!

I'm Sruix...

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I'm Ixcaliber and now I'll hand you back to Sruixan.

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Thanks Ix. Now that we've passed rule 1 three times in a row (we think), Ix has a few posts they'd like to make...

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And now it's time for another episode of the Ixcaliber show with your host Ixcaliber.

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Here I am it's me Ixcaliber.

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That's the show guys hope you all had fun I was your host Ixcaliber.

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"Oh wait a minute, your name isn't Kíeros, it is Sruixan" - Ixcaliber

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grrrrrrrr

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Oh, I see....
Ixcaliber Ixcaliber

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Ixcaliber, Ixcaliber, Ixcaliber

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hi qwerx3 how are you doing do you love to eat ice like me and Sruixan.

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Hello. We've decided to make some more posts.

Sorry Reyweld.

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In case nobody else has tried this yet: this post wins. It passes at least five rules. It's pretty great. We can all pack up and go home, folks...

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{lists}

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{somesins}

Passes no rules. lol.

{users}

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one million

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Passes 5.

Passes 5.

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> Open the box

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> check inventory

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> Pull that lever

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> casually open door and leave crime scene

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> check inventory

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> Open the box

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> Pull that lever

Content Removed By user

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Ink from a redsquid.

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Hi wheat, Hi Sruixan.

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Hi Ix.

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Hi Sruix.

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...

...hi Ix...

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HI

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Hey Sruix!

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WHY HELLO IXCALIBER

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OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE

HI AND IX

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Hey Sruixan my good and dear friend!!!!

Passes 1, 5, 6.

HI IX HI HI SRUIX YES I AM SAYING HI TO MYSELF THAT IS OKAY

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Passes no rules.

HEY AND HELLO REYWELD!

Please don't betray me.

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Good morning Sruixan!

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GOOD MORNING IX GOOD MORNING GOOD MORNING KIEROS GOOD MORNING AKUMU GOOD MORNING FUCKING ANYBODY WHO WANTS TO BARGE IN HERE RIGHT NOW AND BETRAY MY RAPIDLY DISINTEGRATING TRUST

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Passes 5.

you called?

Passes 5.

Hello Ix! Hi OTTO! Hey Sruix!

Passes 5.

This is update #228.

"Wait, is there a difference between a goose and a swan? Are they different things? Because I think I met a goose once and now it might have been a swan?" - Shredded

End of message.

Passses 5.

Now there's a52 and kíeros. What's up a52 and kíeros?

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Hi Wheat

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Sruixan - "did you know that if a canadian coin has a loon on it it's a loonie toon?"

Passes 5.

"If they have loons on the toonie, is it a Looney Tune?"

Passes 5.

Sruixan says "this is my three am joke"

Passes 5.


Passes 5.

.parc

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3am. AAAM.

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yams yeams yams

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Ok then.

PMC is now 6th most viewed topic! Last time I checked it was 9th. So that means it passed three topics. Yay!

Passes 5.

yeah good luck reyweld

Passes 5.

:©

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Treating the Post Making Contest like the ______ thread

SpoilerShow

The old spoiler trick? Or the NEW spoiler trick?

Ice is the best food ever

i like my ice medium-rare and dry

queen elizabeth

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