2 MADLIBS 2 FURRYOUS

Belarus.

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Traditional Chinese

Dobsonfly

Terpsichorean

Appendix

That ominous shadow looming inside the closet, never speaking, always watching... observing... waiting...

Unkempt

shite

metastasized lung cancer

AAAAAAAAAAGHHH! AAGH!! AAAHHAAAGGHGH!!!! AAAAGH!!

floccinaucinihilipilificating

grognards

Ye Olde Fake Aenglish

Chat Emoticons
When writing an e-mail to your best friend "Me" or your favourite aunt Ludmilla in Belarus, you can use the most Cool symbols instead of words! This way, you won't have to type so many words and instead can play calvinball or study for your Traditional Chinese exam. And it's fun too! For example, instead of using the word "Dobsonfly" you can use (:V instead. Isn't that Terpsichorean? If you want to tell someone that they have a big Appendix, you can write :O. My best friend, That ominous shadow looming inside the closet, never speaking, always watching... observing... waiting..., is always Unkempt, so he's always using the :) symbol. My favourite Shite to use is :P, which means sticking out your Metastasized Lung Cancer. Every time I type it, I always make an AAAAAAAAAAGHHH! AAGH!! AAAHHAAAGGHGH!!!! AAAAGH!! and Floccinaucinihilipilificate out loud! Sometimes I use so many grognards that I forget they're not really Ye Olde Fake Aenglish!

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Oh dear, I better get that checked out.

that worked out really really well

AAAAAAAAAAGHHH! AAGH!! AAAHHAAAGGHGH!!!! AAAAGH!!

This was the MVP of the round.

I'm sorry in advance for this one. Yes, it's another historical thing edited into a Madlib.

Just as a warning, this is shortened from the original source, because I couldn't think of how to edit one of the paragraphs, so I just skipped to the end, and it also keeps its length reasonable.

[VERB (past tense)] Weeped[sic]
[PLURAL NOUN] Folks who will correct "weeped" to the correct "wept"
[PLACE] The Holy Roman Empire
[VERB] Lubricate
[EMOTION] Euphoria
[VERB] Stab through
[ADJECTIVE] Impending
[PERSON] Uncle Doogie
[DIFFERENT PERSON] Fucking Julian
[NOUN] Spoon
[COLLECTIVE NOUN] Y'all heenie beanie cheekies
[VERB/NOUN] Bang
[NUMBER] 1-800-288-1789
[PLURAL NOUN] Shrapnel
[ADJECTIVE] Contradictory
[NOUN] Parasynapsis
[NOUN] Lemon-limeade
[NOUN] Rolled-skate
[VERB]
[NOUN]
[NOUN]
*: A word which can be used as both a noun and a verb at the same time. Like you can drink your drink. I think it's technically a noun but normal nouns don't really fit, that's for sure.

Weeped

Folks who will correct "weeped" to the correct "wept"

The Holy Roman Empire

lubricated

(I'm not sorry)