Post making contest 4.0

Tothbrush is a more excellent and squamoulous toth-brushing brisher which can be used to reinvogorant the canals of your toth.

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I think you all are heading twords getting rule 1, but I think I'd rather give you a hint so that you could get there, as well as helping you be able to pass three of the other five rules.

This has been a post which passes rule 1, and only rule 1.

Passes rule 1, like it says. Gee, almost as if whoever posted this knew the rules.

I think you all are heading towards getting rule 1, but I think I'd rather give you a hint so that you could get there, as well as helping you be able to pass three of the other five rules.

This has been a post which passes rule 1, and only rule 1.

Passes rule 3.

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Passes rule 3.

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Passes rule 3.

New page!

Passes no rules!

Tothbrush is a more excellent and squamoulous toth-brushing brisher which can be used to reinvogorant the canals of your toth.

Passes rule 3.

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Lorem ipsum dolor no passes.

I just noticed that the hint post says "twords".

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I think you all are heading twords getting rule 1, but I think I'd rather give you a hint so that you could get there, as well as helping you be able to pass three of the other five rules.

This has been a post which passes rule 1, and only rule 1.

this post passes rule 1. geez. this is the only rule i've been able to figure out (i figured it out before kieros's hint), and yet you postmaking veterans can't get it.

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Does this post pass rule four?

this post passes rule 1. geez. this is the only rule i've been able to figure out (i figured it out before kieros's hint), and yet you postmaking veterans can't get it.

Well, maybe. If this post passes some more rules, it might not pass rule 1

this post passes rule 1. geez. this is the only rule i've been able to figure out (i figured it out before kieros's hint), and yet you postmaking veterans can't get it.

Well, maybe. If this post passes some more rules, it might not pass rule 1

Hmm, I didn't think of that. I have a different theory for rule 1 then, I guess.

This post passes rules 1 and 3.

This post passes 2 rules if my theory is correct.

If I'm even more correct the rules it passes are the first and third.

Jargogle, quibble. Chappaquiddick.

I pass rules 1 and 4!

I don't pass rule 2...

Ima perfect human.

Jargogle, quibble. Chappaquiddick.

I pass rules 1 and 4!

I don't pass rule 2...

Ima perfect human.

Did you mean thins on?

Have we fgured out rule 1?

No, you didn't. Unfortunately, this passes no rules.

I just noticed that the hint post says "twords".

Passes rules 3 and 4, and is close to passing 1.

two three five

Passes no rules!

I think you all are heading twords getting rule 1, but I think I'd rather give you a hint so that you could get there, as well as helping you be able to pass three of the other five rules.

This has been a post which passes rule 1, and only rule 1.

This is equally close to passing 1, but doesn't. Or anything else.

this post passes rule 1. geez. this is the only rule i've been able to figure out (i figured it out before kieros's hint), and yet you postmaking veterans can't get it.

This post passes rules 3 and 4.

[Giant telephone emoji]

Passes no rules!

Does this post pass rule four?

No. Nor any other rule.

this post passes rule 1. geez. this is the only rule i've been able to figure out (i figured it out before kieros's hint), and yet you postmaking veterans can't get it.

Well, maybe. If this post passes some more rules, it might not pass rule 1

Passes rule 4.

this post passes rule 1. geez. this is the only rule i've been able to figure out (i figured it out before kieros's hint), and yet you postmaking veterans can't get it.

Well, maybe. If this post passes some more rules, it might not pass rule 1

Hmm, I didn't think of that. I have a different theory for rule 1 then, I guess.

Passes rule 4.

This post passes rules 1 and 3.

This post passes no rules.

This post passes 2 rules if my theory is correct.

If I'm even more correct the rules it passes are the first and third.

It only passes rule 3, so you're somewhat more correct, I guess?

Jargogle, quibble. Chappaquiddick.

I pass rules 1 and 4!

I don't pass rule 2...

Ima perfect human.

Still not getting rule 1 passed on a technicality, but passes 3 and 5.

Jargogle, quibble. Chappaquiddick.

I pass rules 1 and 4!

I don't pass rule 2...

Ima perfect human.

Did you mean thins on?

Passes only 5 and [insert spiel about almost 1 here]

Have we fgured out rule 1?

I'd say you're getting close, but not there yet. This passes rules 2 and 3.

Just a reminder, the titles for the rules aren't random. And we've seen them before, so I may have reused incorrect guesses at what a rule was for this set.specifically for balderdashJust saying.

this post passes rules 1 and 4. geez. this is the only rule i've been able to figure out (i figured it out before kieros's hint), and yet you postmaking veterans can't get it

This is update #197.

It is too hot here. I have not been able to keep my concentration on anything all day, and it's annoying me, because I had some thinking time for Scraph whilst out and about yesterday and I'm kinda itching to put pixel to picture? Except I'm also aware that I'm going to need to have an actual plan, and that's putting me off doing almost anything... anyway, after some investigation the coolest place with Wi-Fi has revealed itself to be the very bottom of the garden, so I am now sat here playing a game of "How Long Will My Laptop Battery Last?".

There was a blackbird in the birdbath when I came down. That was nice.

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sruix help me i'm so hot

sruix help me i'm so hot

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Ix has made a post and I can't see it, so here I am fixing this grievous issue.

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