Post making contest 3.0

attention everyone: sruix can't sleep unless he pretends to be a twitter bot

It is 5am and I am sat here watching this:



Ix this is your fault.

i'm real glad

TRAIN!

i'm real glad

"jobs I think I'm qualified for: doorstop, speedbump, draught excluder, statue of a sad man lying face-down"

A
B
A
B

This passes no rules!

i love the post making contest
i hate the post making contest

This passes no rules!

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,

This passes rule 1!

I met a fair young maiden
As pretty as can be,
I asked her very nicely,
If she'd come home with me
She said 'Kind Sir I'd love to,
But I must be back by dawn'
So I took her home and showed her
My Somerset Crumpet Horn.

I made a cup of cocoa
And sat 'er in a chair
She said 'I'd love to see this thing
That you say is so rare'
So I took it out to show her,
All cuddly and fat
She said 'I thought I'd seen a few
But never one like that!'

She said she'd like to hold it
To see how much it weighed,
I put it in her tiny hands
And closed me eyes and prayed
I prayed she'd treat it gently,
Not bash it all about
'Cos a crumpet horn is delicate,
Of that there is no doubt!

She said she'd like to blow it,
She said she'd like to try,
She put her lips about it,
In the twinkle of an eye
She took a mighty breath,
And before I could a caught her
She played a tune so beautiful,
It made me poor eyes water!

We played for hours and hours,
In perfect harmony,
We played in all positions,
We played in every key.
We played until the sun came up
And the first grey light of dawn
She said 'I cannot leave you,
And your Somerset Crumpet Horn!'

My love love and I are married,
we are of one accord
And with out mutual interest,
we find we never bored
If discord ever threatens
we can weather every storm
And 'ave a special session
on the Somerset Crumpet Horn!

Oh my Somerset Crumpet Horn, me Somerset Crumpet Horn,
We'll 'ave a special session on the Somerset Crumpet Horn!
Oh my Somerset Crumpet Horn, me Somerset Crumpet Horn,
We'll 'ave a special session on the Somerset Crumpet Horn!

This passes rule 1!

brace for preceding wurzels

This passes no rules

Jabberwock

This passes no rules

COIN
FLIP
HEAD
TAIL

This passes no rules

attention everyone: sruix can't sleep unless he pretends to be a twitter bot

This passes no rules

It is 5am and I am sat here watching this:



Ix this is your fault.

This passes no rules

i'm real glad

This passes no rules

TRAIN!

This passes no rules

i'm real glad

This passes no rules

"jobs I think I'm qualified for: doorstop, speedbump, draught excluder, statue of a sad man lying face-down"

This passes no rules

I love the fact that we shitposted so much last night that we burnt right out and shut the thread down for fourteen straight hours.

I love the fact that we shitposted so much last night that we burnt right out and shut the thread down for two whole years.

Well, I was just waiting to see if anything would pass rule 2.
Not that it matters, because this whole round is impossible anyway.

I love the fact that we shitposted so much last night that we burnt right out and shut the thread down for fourteen straight hours.

This passes no rules!

I love the fact that we shitposted so much last night that we burnt right out and shut the thread down for two whole years.

Well, I was just waiting to see if anything would pass rule 2.
Not that it matters, because this whole round is impossible anyway.

This passes no rules!

A hint for rule 2 is that it's based around post formatting (text color, size, positioning, location inside a spoiler, or whatever) instead of actual content.

Well, if there were tables, this idea that I had would be easy.

Instead, I have to resort to this kludge to try and get this to work.

ANGER

meekness

On the mountain's sunny side
The sun shades are all down
The cattle drive was televised
It tore from ranch to town

We don't elect a mayor round here
And nobody would run
The ceremonial chain would simply
Melt down in the sun

Well, if there were tables, this idea that I had would be easy.

Instead, I have to resort to this kludge to try and get this to work.

This post passes no rules!

ANGER

meekness

This post passes no rules!

On the mountain's sunny side
The sun shades are all down
The cattle drive was televised
It tore from ranch to town

We don't elect a mayor round here
And nobody would run
The ceremonial chain would simply
Melt down in the sun

This passes no rules!

This post is blue.

One face
Two face
Red face
Blue face

Why are they
Sad and glad and bad?
[noparse][I][/noparse] do not know.
Go ask your dad.

This post does not pass rule 5.

WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT AKUMU
I MEAN IT'S A HORRIBLE PUN

Let's just check to make sure it's only that, even though we don't know it could even be that in the first place.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,

There is a link in Akumu's post above which may be relevant to passing rules. I'm noting this so it doesn't get overlooked.

[u]Grorgle falgun echxin tsorply,
Jupka launyd truxcrad rontpy.

[img]http://[/img][email=ok@com.com]OK[/email]

Frumjub shoots, fires.

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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.... Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." He said shyly.

But then I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

One face
Two face
Red face
Blue face

Why are they
Sad and glad and bad?
[noparse][I][/noparse] do not know.
Go ask your dad.

This post does not pass rule 5.

This post passes rules 3 and 4!

And, as in uffish thought he stood,

This post doesn't pass a rule.

There is a link in Akumu's post above which may be relevant to passing rules. I'm noting this so it doesn't get overlooked.

This post doesn't pass a rule.

It has been seen!

[u]Grorgle falgun echxin tsorply,
Jupka launyd truxcrad rontpy.

This post passes rule 3 and 4!

[img]http://[/img][email=ok@com.com]OK[/email]

Frumjub shoots, fires.

This post passes rule 3!

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This post doesn't pass any rules!

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.... Draco Malfoy!

"What's up Draco?" I asked.

"Nothing." He said shyly.

But then I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

This post passes rule 1!

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