(06-19-2016, 03:37 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »i love the post making contest
i hate the post making contest
This passes no rules!
(06-19-2016, 03:38 AM)qwerx3 Wrote: »And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
This passes rule 1!
(06-19-2016, 03:40 AM)Sruixan Wrote: »I met a fair young maiden
As pretty as can be,
I asked her very nicely,
If she'd come home with me
She said 'Kind Sir I'd love to,
But I must be back by dawn'
So I took her home and showed her
My Somerset Crumpet Horn.
I made a cup of cocoa
And sat 'er in a chair
She said 'I'd love to see this thing
That you say is so rare'
So I took it out to show her,
All cuddly and fat
She said 'I thought I'd seen a few
But never one like that!'
She said she'd like to hold it
To see how much it weighed,
I put it in her tiny hands
And closed me eyes and prayed
I prayed she'd treat it gently,
Not bash it all about
'Cos a crumpet horn is delicate,
Of that there is no doubt!
She said she'd like to blow it,
She said she'd like to try,
She put her lips about it,
In the twinkle of an eye
She took a mighty breath,
And before I could a caught her
She played a tune so beautiful,
It made me poor eyes water!
We played for hours and hours,
In perfect harmony,
We played in all positions,
We played in every key.
We played until the sun came up
And the first grey light of dawn
She said 'I cannot leave you,
And your Somerset Crumpet Horn!'
My love love and I are married,
we are of one accord
And with out mutual interest,
we find we never bored
If discord ever threatens
we can weather every storm
And 'ave a special session
on the Somerset Crumpet Horn!
Oh my Somerset Crumpet Horn, me Somerset Crumpet Horn,
We'll 'ave a special session on the Somerset Crumpet Horn!
Oh my Somerset Crumpet Horn, me Somerset Crumpet Horn,
We'll 'ave a special session on the Somerset Crumpet Horn!
This passes rule 1!
(06-19-2016, 03:40 AM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »brace for preceding wurzels
(06-19-2016, 08:39 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I love the fact that we shitposted so much last night that we burnt right out and shut the thread down for two whole years.
Well, I was just waiting to see if anything would pass rule 2. Not that it matters, because this whole round is impossible anyway.
(06-19-2016, 08:39 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I love the fact that we shitposted so much last night that we burnt right out and shut the thread down for fourteen straight hours.
(06-19-2016, 08:39 PM)Sruixan Wrote: »I love the fact that we shitposted so much last night that we burnt right out and shut the thread down for two whole years.
Well, I was just waiting to see if anything would pass rule 2. Not that it matters, because this whole round is impossible anyway.
This passes no rules!
A hint for rule 2 is that it's based around post formatting (text color, size, positioning, location inside a spoiler, or whatever) instead of actual content.
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.... Draco Malfoy!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." He said shyly.
But then I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
(06-19-2016, 09:41 PM)Akumu Wrote: »One face Two face Red face Blue face
Why are they
Sad and glad and bad?
[noparse][I][/noparse] do not know.
Go ask your dad.
This post does not pass rule 5.
This post passes rules 3 and 4!
(06-19-2016, 10:01 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »And, as in uffish thought he stood,
This post doesn't pass a rule.
(06-19-2016, 10:06 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »There is a link in Akumu's post above which may be relevant to passing rules. I'm noting this so it doesn't get overlooked.
(06-19-2016, 10:20 PM)qwerx3 Wrote: »AA AB AC AD AE AF AG AH AI AJ AK AL AM AN AO AP AQ AR AS AT AU AV AW AX AY AZ
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This post doesn't pass any rules!
(06-19-2016, 11:17 PM)Ixcaliber Wrote: »Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was.... Draco Malfoy!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." He said shyly.
But then I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.