Post making contest 2.0

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5. I'd totally just give you a pass here but what if someone just said 'pretend i passed rule 4?' what kind of precedent would i be setting?

Sruix, pretend Akumu passed rule 4.

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If at any point anyone needs a hint on the rules just let me know. Just so we're clear there is a significant spike in difficulty regarding rules one and two. Hardly as tough as Sruix's rules but they're not rule three easy put it that way.

This post breaks rules 1 and 2.

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This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5. I'd totally just give you a pass here but what if someone just said 'pretend i passed rule 4?' what kind of precedent would i be setting?

Sruix, pretend Akumu passed rule 4.

g0m

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 4.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5 (dogs not weird enough).

This post breaks rules 1 and 4. I'd say so yeah, but not that that relates to the rules in any way of course.

Known good rule five letter distributions:

13
12,0,1
13,1
12,5,1
12,1,0,1,0,0,1
8,1,4,0,1

These are number of singletons, number of doublets, number of triplets, etc.

A list of better rule 5 distributions, because they can also pass rule 3:
[23=314159]
10,2,3
10,1,2,0,1
11,2,1,0,1
12,4,1
[25=3141592]
12,5,1
12,1,0,1,0,0,1
[31=31415926]
10,3,2,1,1
[61=3141592653589]
5,6,3,0,3,1,2

Kieros do you know the rule five secret?

Known good rule five letter distributions:

13
12,0,1
13,1
12,5,1
12,1,0,1,0,0,1
8,1,4,0,1

These are number of singletons, number of doublets, number of triplets, etc.

A list of better rule 5 distributions, because they can also pass rule 3:
[23=314159]
10,2,3
10,1,2,0,1
11,2,1,0,1
12,4,1
[25=3141592]
12,5,1
12,1,0,1,0,0,1
[31=31415926]
10,3,2,1,1
[61=3141592653589]
5,6,3,0,3,1,2

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

Kieros do you know the rule five secret?

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

I don't know why you're still talking about that old done and dusted ruleset though. Just let it go!

Subject : MR SULEMAN BELLO

FROM THE OFFICE MR SULEMAN BELLO
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB).
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.
WEST AFRICA.

TRANSFER OF ($ 25,200.000.00) TWENTY FIVE MILLION, TWO HUNDREN THOUSAND DOLLARS.

I AM SULEMAN BELLO, THE AUDITOR GENERAL OF AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK HERE IN BURKINA FASO. DURING THE COURSE OF OUR AUDITING, I DISCOVERED A FLOATING FUND IN AN ACCOUNT OPENED IN THE BANK BY MR JOHN KOROVO AND AFTER GOING THROUGH SOME OLD FILES IN THE RECORDS I DISCOVERED THAT THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT DIED IN THE (BEIRUT-BOUND CHARTER JET) PLANE CRASH ON THE 25TH DECEMBER 2003 IN COTONOU (REPUBLIC OF BENIN).

AND NOBODY HAS OPERATED ON THIS ACCOUNT AGAIN, THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT IS MR JOHN KOROVO A FOREIGNER, AND A TRADER WHO TRADE ON GOLD AND MINING, HE DIED, SINCE 2003 AND NO OTHER PERSON KNOWS ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT OR ANY THING CONCERNING IT, THE ACCOUNT HAS NO OTHER BENEFICIARY AND MY INVESTIGATION PROVED TO ME AS WELL THAT MR JOHN KOROVO DIE ALONG WITH HIS TIRED FAMILY. THE AMOUNT INVOLVED IS (USD 25.2 M) TWENTY-FIVE MILLION, TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY , I AM CONTACTING YOU AS A FOREIGNER BECAUSE THIS MONEY CAN NOT BE APPROVED TO A LOCAL PERSON HERE, BUT CAN ONLY BE APPROVED TO ANY FOREIGNER WITH VALID INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LICENSE AND FOREIGN ACCOUNT BECAUSE THE MONEY IS IN US DOLLARS AND THE FORMER OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT MR JOHN KOROVO IS A FOREIGNER TOO, AND THE MONEY CAN ONLY BE APPROVED INTO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT.

I NEED YOUR STRONG ASSURANCE THAT YOU WILL NEVER, NEVER CHEAT ME AS SOON AS THIS FUND HIT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. WITH MY INFLUENCE AND THE POSITION OF THE BANK OFFICIAL WE CAN TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO ANY FOREIGNER'S RELIABLE ACCOUNT WHICH YOU CAN PROVIDE WITH ASSURANCE THAT THIS MONEY WILL BE INTACT PENDING OUR PHYSICAL ARRIVAL IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR SHARING. THE BANK OFFICIAL WILL PROVE ALL DOCUMENTS OF TRANSACTION IMMEDIATELY FOR YOU TO RECEIVE THIS FUND LEAVING NO TRACE TO ANY PLACE AND TO BUILD CONFIDENCE.

ON THE CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 30% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS GRATIFICATION, WHILE 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE TO TAKE CARE OF THEEXPENSES THAT MAY ARISE DURING THE TIME OF TRANSFER AND ALSO TELEPHONE BILLS, WHILE 60% WILL BE FOR ME.

SO ON THE INDICATION OF YOUR WILLINGNESS I WANT YOU TO FORWARD TO ME YOUR :FULL NAME: SEX: COMPANY: IF ANY FULL CONTACT ADDRESS: PHONE: CELL: FAX: CITY: STATE:ZIP CODE COUNTRY: OCCUPATION AND ALL THE NECESSARYINFORMATION WILL BE SENT TO YOU ON THE ACCEPTANCE TO CHAMPION THIS TRANSACTION WITH ME.

THANKS
YOURS TRULY
SULEMAN BELLO

Subject : MR SULEMAN BELLO

FROM THE OFFICE MR SULEMAN BELLO
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK (ADB).
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO.
WEST AFRICA.

TRANSFER OF ($ 25,200.000.00) TWENTY FIVE MILLION, TWO HUNDREN THOUSAND DOLLARS.

I AM SULEMAN BELLO, THE AUDITOR GENERAL OF AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK HERE IN BURKINA FASO. DURING THE COURSE OF OUR AUDITING, I DISCOVERED A FLOATING FUND IN AN ACCOUNT OPENED IN THE BANK BY MR JOHN KOROVO AND AFTER GOING THROUGH SOME OLD FILES IN THE RECORDS I DISCOVERED THAT THE OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT DIED IN THE (BEIRUT-BOUND CHARTER JET) PLANE CRASH ON THE 25TH DECEMBER 2003 IN COTONOU (REPUBLIC OF BENIN).

AND NOBODY HAS OPERATED ON THIS ACCOUNT AGAIN, THE OWNER OF THIS ACCOUNT IS MR JOHN KOROVO A FOREIGNER, AND A TRADER WHO TRADE ON GOLD AND MINING, HE DIED, SINCE 2003 AND NO OTHER PERSON KNOWS ABOUT THIS ACCOUNT OR ANY THING CONCERNING IT, THE ACCOUNT HAS NO OTHER BENEFICIARY AND MY INVESTIGATION PROVED TO ME AS WELL THAT MR JOHN KOROVO DIE ALONG WITH HIS TIRED FAMILY. THE AMOUNT INVOLVED IS (USD 25.2 M) TWENTY-FIVE MILLION, TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY , I AM CONTACTING YOU AS A FOREIGNER BECAUSE THIS MONEY CAN NOT BE APPROVED TO A LOCAL PERSON HERE, BUT CAN ONLY BE APPROVED TO ANY FOREIGNER WITH VALID INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT OR DRIVERS LICENSE AND FOREIGN ACCOUNT BECAUSE THE MONEY IS IN US DOLLARS AND THE FORMER OWNER OF THE ACCOUNT MR JOHN KOROVO IS A FOREIGNER TOO, AND THE MONEY CAN ONLY BE APPROVED INTO A FOREIGN ACCOUNT.

I NEED YOUR STRONG ASSURANCE THAT YOU WILL NEVER, NEVER CHEAT ME AS SOON AS THIS FUND HIT INTO YOUR ACCOUNT. WITH MY INFLUENCE AND THE POSITION OF THE BANK OFFICIAL WE CAN TRANSFER THIS MONEY TO ANY FOREIGNER'S RELIABLE ACCOUNT WHICH YOU CAN PROVIDE WITH ASSURANCE THAT THIS MONEY WILL BE INTACT PENDING OUR PHYSICAL ARRIVAL IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR SHARING. THE BANK OFFICIAL WILL PROVE ALL DOCUMENTS OF TRANSACTION IMMEDIATELY FOR YOU TO RECEIVE THIS FUND LEAVING NO TRACE TO ANY PLACE AND TO BUILD CONFIDENCE.

ON THE CONCLUSION OF THIS TRANSACTION YOU WILL BE ENTITLED TO 30% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS GRATIFICATION, WHILE 10% WILL BE SET ASIDE TO TAKE CARE OF THEEXPENSES THAT MAY ARISE DURING THE TIME OF TRANSFER AND ALSO TELEPHONE BILLS, WHILE 60% WILL BE FOR ME.

SO ON THE INDICATION OF YOUR WILLINGNESS I WANT YOU TO FORWARD TO ME YOUR :FULL NAME: SEX: COMPANY: IF ANY FULL CONTACT ADDRESS: PHONE: CELL: FAX: CITY: STATE:ZIP CODE COUNTRY: OCCUPATION AND ALL THE NECESSARYINFORMATION WILL BE SENT TO YOU ON THE ACCEPTANCE TO CHAMPION THIS TRANSACTION WITH ME.

THANKS
YOURS TRULY
SULEMAN BELLO

This post sounds like a great deal but breaks rules 1, 3, 4 (surprisingly) and 5.

A clause then another clause

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.

A clause, then another clause

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, and 4.

By the way this post passes rule 4 and so does, not the last judgement post, but the one before it. Come on guys, you can solve this!

Known good rule five letter distributions:

13
12,0,1
13,1
12,5,1
12,1,0,1,0,0,1
8,1,4,0,1

These are number of singletons, number of doublets, number of triplets, etc.

A list of better rule 5 distributions, because they can also pass rule 3:
[23=314159]
10,2,3
10,1,2,0,1
11,2,1,0,1
12,4,1
[25=3141592]
12,5,1
12,1,0,1,0,0,1
[31=31415926]
10,3,2,1,1
[61=3141592653589]
5,6,3,0,3,1,2

Come on guys, you can solve this!

This post passes rule 4 and so does, not the last judgement post, but the one before it.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

Come on guys, you can solve this!

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.

Known good rule five letter distributions:

13
12,0,1
13,1
12,5,1
12,1,0,1,0,0,1
8,1,4,0,1

These are number of singletons, number of doublets, number of triplets, etc.

A list of better rule 5 distributions, because they can also pass rule 3:
[23=314159]
10,2,3
10,1,2,0,1
11,2,1,0,1
12,4,1
[25=3141592]
12,5,1
12,1,0,1,0,0,1
[31=31415926]
10,3,2,1,1
[61=3141592653589]
5,6,3,0,3,1,2

Come on guys, you can solve this!

This post breaks rule 1, 2 and 4.

By the way this post passes rule 4 and so does, not the last judgement post, but the one before it. Come on guys, you can solve this!

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

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How about another clue? I'm gonna pass rule four with this post. Get ready for this hot rule four pass!

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This is the first sentence? This is the second sentence. This is the third sentence!

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How about another clue? I'm gonna pass rule four with this post. Get ready for this hot rule four pass!

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

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This post breaks rules 1 and 4 and contains a frankly alarming number of weird dogs.

This is the first sentence? This is the second sentence. This is the third sentence!

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5. You're getting closer though, though not in the way I think you're thinking.

This is the first sentence? This is the second sentence. This now is the third sentence!

This post breaks rules 1 and 4.

This is the first sentence? This is the second sentence. This now is the third sentence!

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.
This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.
This post breaks rules 1, 3, and 4.

By the way this post passes rule 4 and so does, not the last judgement post, but the one before it. Come on guys, you can solve this!

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

it seems like just yesterday that ixcaliber was only a day younger

There's a possibility that I might have confused everyone with early rule 1 judgements. Really they were edge cases that forced me to make some adjustments on the fly and now this is a semi serious search to find an answer I wanna offer a hint. So the thing is those posts were in a situation where they couldn't have passed rule one due to circumstances so they got an auto pass. It's no longer the case, every post has the potential to do so now. Just try to avoid drawing false positives from them.

This passes one and four by the way.

it seems like just yesterday that ixcaliber was only a day younger

Extremely flattering, but it still breaks 1, 3, 4 and 5.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.
This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.
This post breaks rules 1, 3, and 4.

By the way this post passes rule 4 and so does, not the last judgement post, but the one before it. Come on guys, you can solve this!

Wheat is doing a real good job. Don't let the fact that this breaks 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 put you off Wheat!

There's a possibility that I might have confused everyone with early rule 1 judgements. Really they were edge cases that forced me to make some adjustments on the fly and now this is a semi serious search to find an answer I wanna offer a hint. So the thing is those posts were in a situation where they couldn't have passed rule one due to circumstances so they got an auto pass. It's no longer the case, every post has the potential to do so now. Just try to avoid drawing false positives from them.

This passes one and four by the way.

Confirming this breaks 2, 3 and 5. (ps this post is rule 4 compliant)

A clause then another clause

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.

A clause, then another clause

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, and 4.

By the way this post passes rule 4 and so does, not the last judgement post, but the one before it. Come on guys, you can solve this!

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. Way to go Wheat!

I can do it! I'll do it! It's going to be done by me! We will do it! Yeah!!!

Thus post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5, in addition to making me question whether I overuse exclamation marks.

EDIT: I said the above post broke rule 2 and I was wrong it super obviously doesn't. Whoops!

Thanks ixcaliber! You're great!

No, wheat, you're great! Cue corny laugh track, fade to black etc. Meanwhile the post breaks rules 1, 3, 4 and 5.

You can't overuse exclamation marks, you can only underuse them!!! More ! means more excitement!!!!

I am in 100% agreement!! Despite the enthusiasm this post broke rules 1, 3, 4 and 5!!!