Post making contest 2.0

Okay I've got some rules, and they have a theme!

Edit: This post follows only rule two!

This post breaks every rule!

Rule two!

This post complies with rule 3.

Welcome to the Space Consortium!

Whoops, that was not how I meant to post that image.



Also for some reason g0m's avatar isn't showing up for me? Well, that spoils the whole joke.

Oh, I copied the wrong URL, that's why it didn't work.



There. Now this is a proper meme.

akumu let me win!

oh frick we're back in aks rules hell

I am going to follow Sruixan's example and color my judgments to make them easier to find. I will also make them bold. These are not hints to the rules.

No, you misunderstand. I said rule two.

This post complies with none of the rules!

Welcome to the Space Consortium!

This post complies with rule 3.

Rule two!

This post complies with rule 3.

Whoops, that was not how I meant to post that image.



Also for some reason g0m's avatar isn't showing up for me? Well, that spoils the whole joke.

This post complies with rule 5.

Oh, I copied the wrong URL, that's why it didn't work.



There. Now this is a proper meme.

This post complies with none of the rules!

@2294: That sounds like it's getting lost in space madness (the thrigglian concept)

This post complies with rules 2 and 3.

akumu let me win!

This post complies with rule 3.

C

org

i

This post complies with none of the rules, though the Corgi is cute as the dickens.

Code:

i will wade out
                        till my thighs are steeped in burning flowers
I will take the sun in my mouth
and leap into the ripe air
                                       Alive
                                                 with closed eyes
to dash against darkness
                                       in the sleeping curves of my body
Shall enter fingers of smooth mastery
with chasteness of sea-girls
                                            Will i complete the mystery
                                            of my flesh
I will rise
               After a thousand years
lipping
flowers
             And set my teeth in the silver of the moon

-ee cummings

This post complies with none of the rules!

oh frick we're back in aks rules hell

Maybe we are in aks rules... heaven?? This post complies with rule 3.

I am going to follow Sruixan's example and color my judgments to make them easier to find. I will also make them bold. These are not hints to the rules.

No, you misunderstand. I said rule two.

This post complies with none of the rules!

Welcome to the Space Consortium!

This post complies with rule 3.

Rule two!

This post complies with rule 3.

Whoops, that was not how I meant to post that image.



Also for some reason g0m's avatar isn't showing up for me? Well, that spoils the whole joke.

This post complies with rule 5.

Oh, I copied the wrong URL, that's why it didn't work.



There. Now this is a proper meme.

This post complies with none of the rules!

@2294: That sounds like it's getting lost in space madness (the thrigglian concept)

This post complies with rules 2 and 3.

akumu let me win!

This post complies with rule 3.

C

org

i

This post complies with none of the rules, though the Corgi is cute as the dickens.

Code:

i will wade out
                        till my thighs are steeped in burning flowers
I will take the sun in my mouth
and leap into the ripe air
                                       Alive
                                                 with closed eyes
to dash against darkness
                                       in the sleeping curves of my body
Shall enter fingers of smooth mastery
with chasteness of sea-girls
                                            Will i complete the mystery
                                            of my flesh
I will rise
               After a thousand years
lipping
flowers
             And set my teeth in the silver of the moon

-ee cummings

This post complies with none of the rules!

oh frick we're back in aks rules hell

Maybe we are in aks rules... heaven?? This post complies with rule 3.

i'm sorry that was a mistake, i didn't mean to quote that whole thing

Post #2302, which I am refraining from quoting, complies with rule 5.

i'm sorry that was a mistake, i didn't mean to quote that whole thing

This post complies with rule 3.

obligatory posting query: reading secret tags?

[*]

earthexe, you are a treasure, but this post complies with none of the rules.

obligatory posting query: reading secret tags?

I am explicitly not saying "Hi Ix" in response to this post, which complies with rule 3.

[*]

This post complies with rule 3.

this post breaks rule five

this post breaks rule five

True, but it does comply with rule 3.

Rules rule!

This post breaks a rule?

Rules rule!

This post complies with rule 3.

This post breaks a rule?

This post complies with rule 3.

Racecar.
Post 2312.
Two weird dogs.
Georgia (state)
Georgia (nation)
Georgia (town)

This post complies with none of the rules!

Meme dream
It's a real scream!

This post complies with none of the rules!

This post complies with none of the rules

right?

Hey, did you guys hear about rule 3? That thing is a real kicker!

Solaris!

EDIT: g0m

This post complies with none of the rules

right?

Right. This post complies with none of the rules. I hope you are drawing the right lessons from this.

Hey, did you guys hear about rule 3? That thing is a real kicker!

Solaris!

EDIT: g0m

This post complies with rule 5.