Post making contest 2.0

well i quit

have fun

Now I will a brute solutions

Now I know a thing.

Here is another line of text.

Now,

...

I know!

abcdefghijklmabc

abcdefghijklmnab

well i quit

have fun

I'm so sorry. This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5, though, so it won't cause even more distress.

Now I will a brute solutions

Not like that you won't, since this post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5...

Now I know a thing.

Here is another line of text.

Well, um, yeah, so this post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5...

Now,

...

I know!

This post breaks rule 5.

abcdefghijklmabc

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5. Glad to have you back.

abcdefghijklmnab

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

now i know a scope

Here is another line of text.

You've got a fremp in me!

Look at what you're doing to me sruix

This post would have passed rules 1, 2, and 3!

(that's why the above is hilarious)

Did you mean passed or broken, because it doesn't fit the pi pattern for Rule 3 at all.

maybe a sixteen character post just can't pass rule 5 for some reason i don't know at this point.

i really was going to quit until i realized i hadn't tried all the permutations but now that i did and they all failed who knows.

now i know a scope

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5.

Here is another line of text.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

You've got a fremp in me!

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

Look at what you're doing to me sruix

This post would have passed rules 1, 2, and 3!

(that's why the above is hilarious)

Did you mean passed or broken, because it doesn't fit the pi pattern for Rule 3 at all.

Well shit. Of course I meant broken. That may or may not have caused some entirely unnecessary despair, for which I apologise. Still, look on the bright side - me making a mistake means you get another hint. This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

(that is not the hint that is me judging Fogel's post)

maybe a sixteen character post just can't pass rule 5 for some reason i don't know at this point.

i really was going to quit until i realized i hadn't tried all the permutations but now that i did and they all failed who knows.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

HINT: it is in fact the case that a 16 character post can't pass rule 5, assuming that all of those characters are letters of the alphabet.

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This post breaks rules 3, 4 and 5.

is

This post breaks rules 3, 4 and 5.

another

This post breaks rules 2, 3 and 5.

line of text.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

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This post breaks rules 3, 4 and 5.

HINT: as a byproduct of rule 5, all posts that pass it have a property that I'm surprised didn't come up in your character count analysis. A post consisting of 16 letters of the alphabet does not have this property, regardless of which letters you use.

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sruix there's every chance it's staring me in the face and i just can't see it because i'm not a mathematical person

line

This post breaks rules 3, 4 and 5.

of

This post breaks rules 3, 4 and 5.

text

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3 and 5.

sruix there's every chance it's staring me in the face and i just can't see it because i'm not a mathematical person

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3... and 4.

What are the four posts you have in that table of chars/un/most on your whiteboard? I guess the "13/13/1" is half the alphabet and "521/21/110" is Shredded posting a-words, but what are the other two?

What if I were to say "Welcome to the Space Consortium"?