Post making contest 2.0

You r emem b erwhe nruleswer en tridic ulous lyc ompli catedmes sesIdontb ecauseI wasbusybe for et hen

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Now, a hint

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now a trap a final reckoning my know know know know own know

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Her e, take t hishi ntforrule

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Sruix is my good friend and I will not stand for anyone to say mean nasty things about them.

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Here, take this hint for rule

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Make reef more real its fine Edam.

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sruix i made an area in the spreadsheet for my expectations of what rules those posts would pass and i was only wrong on four rules across those seven posts. i'm not saying i understand why these posts pass/fail these particular rules i'm just saying it's not particularly confusing atm

look at this post made three hours ago, i was so young and innocent then

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abc. d efgh i jklmn opqrstuvw xy zabcde fghij klm nopqr stuvwxyz abcdefghi jklmnop qrstuvwxy zab cd efg hijklmno pqrs tuvwxy za bcdefg hijk lmn opq rstuvwxy zab cd efghijk lmnopqrst uvwxy za bcdefghi jklmnopq rstu v wxyzabcde fghijkl m...

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i've been decieved i thought sruix was my good friend it turns out he was my chaotic evil friend

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abc. d efgh i jklmn opqrstuvw xy zabcde fghij klm nopqr stuvwxyz abcdefghi jklmnop qrstuvwxy zab cd efg hijklmno pqrs tuvwxy za bcdefg hijk lmn opq rstuvwxy zab cd efghijk lmnopqrst uvwxy za bcdefghi jklmnopq rstu v wxyzabcde fghijkl m...

breaks rules 1 and 2.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 4 and 5, whilst also being factually inaccurate. But then honestly, you only got rule 4 wrong. That one just seems to keep getting broken/passed whenever it feels like it.

(that is not a hint)

Nop, I knop

Now I know a chips

my abs cent bop bop

no ho mo

Now, I knew not how one & one = 2

333 1 4444 1 55555 999999999

Aegilops

aaa b cccc d eeeee knowknow! ok lubric ation

yikes

Nop, I knop

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Now I know a chips

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my abs cent bop bop

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no ho mo

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Now, I knew not how one & one = 2

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333 1 4444 1 55555 999999999

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Aegilops

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aaa b cccc d eeeee knowknow! ok lubric ation

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yikes

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This is distress log #1

I have had some sleep. I have a small handful of regrets (mostly say nasty things to my good friend Sruixan). I'm still kind of tired but I'm gonna try and solve some more rules. Thus far I've just been automating my spreadsheet to autocount the PPSSOR and autoformat the first two columns. This is a productive use of my time.

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Sty I deep a moors chillloss in almost floor

can i pass a lemon ballistae

This is distress log #1

I have had some sleep. I have a small handful of regrets (mostly say nasty things to my good friend Sruixan). I'm still kind of tired but I'm gonna try and solve some more rules. Thus far I've just been automating my spreadsheet to autocount the PPSSOR and autoformat the first two columns. This is a productive use of my time.

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. I may have laughed too much at "distress log", and I don't think anything you said last night was unjustified, honestly...

Sty I deep a moors chillloss in almost floor

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can i pass a lemon ballistae

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Now i know a fremp

This is distress log #2

if we learned anything from last night its that I can't count to five

also, thanks to my engrossment in this terrible contest i very very nearly forgot i have a doctor's appointment today.

Sruix your ruleset is very nearly negatively impacting my health!

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Did u know a third guideline is making posts use width sequence? Wonderful!

And I said I scorn potential to reduce the evils existent!

Now i know a fremp

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This is distress log #2

if we learned anything from last night its that I can't count to five

also, thanks to my engrossment in this terrible contest i very very nearly forgot i have a doctor's appointment today.

Sruix your ruleset is very nearly negatively impacting my health!

End of message.

This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. I once again apologise for the distress.

Did u know a third guideline is making posts use width sequence? Wonderful!

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And I said I scorn potential to reduce the evils existent!

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Thanks Ix, you reminded me that I have a psychiatrist appointment coming up.

At first I thought it was on the 28th, but then I went "wait, that's a Saturday" and I checked again and it's actually the 30th. Which is Monday.

No, the appointment is not about psychological damage sustained over the course of the post making contest, whatever gave you that idea.

Also, my internet's being frustratingly slow this morning.

Also, I only just now noticed that Ix changed the nametag in that picture to say "Sruixan". That's cruel and also funny.

Abe! I know, I allow.

Thanks Ix, you reminded me that I have a psychiatrist appointment coming up.

At first I thought it was on the 28th, but then I went "wait, that's a Saturday" and I checked again and it's actually the 30th. Which is Monday.

No, the appointment is not about psychological damage sustained over the course of the post making contest, whatever gave you that idea.

Also, my internet's being frustratingly slow this morning.

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Also, I only just now noticed that Ix changed the nametag in that picture to say "Sruixan". That's cruel and also funny.

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Abe! I know, I allow.

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