Post making contest 2.0

hduld try something diffetrent?

This is update #58.

This is update #38.

"Wait, hang on, I need a picture of a turd..." - me.

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Don't be so down on yourself Sruix! You are pretty damn cute!

This is update #38.

I forgot to make that last post a numbered update. Silly me.

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This is update #60.

I think maybe I might be a bad influence on Sruix???

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Folks, this is out of control, and there's nothing we can do at this point anymore, is there...?

This is update #61.

I have never misnumbered an update.

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This is update #39.

this is out of control

Damn right it is!

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This is update #61.

I have never misnumbered an update.

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This is update #63.

Unlike sruix.

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This is update #47

Sruix has created our ship name.

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This post passes no rules!

This is update #34.

"Sruixcaliber?" - me
"I can absolutely guarantee that that is our ship name." - Ix

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This post passes no rules.

This is update #35.

Fogel is an enabler!

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This post passes no rules.

This is update #50.

We managed to pass a rule I guesss.... I guesss maybe we should try to actually pass these rules???

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This post passes rule 2.

This is update #51.

The three new objectives:

1. Have fun.

2. Passive aggressive the shit out of each other.

3. Make fogel have regrets.

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This post passes no rules.

This is update #36.

To clarify - these objectives have been chosen to replace the original objective of this thread, "make a post that passes all the rules", because I mean come on seriously? You really expect us to do that? Wow...

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This post passes no rules.

This is update #53.

To clarify this is a revolution. We're running the thread now. We'll let you know if your posts pass our three public rules.

This is update #36.

To clarify - these objectives have been chosen to replace the original objective of this thread, "make a post that passes all the rules", because I mean come on seriously? You really expect us to do that? Wow...

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This post passes all three rules!

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This post passes rule 4.

This is update #37.

We are the new overlords of this thread. No longer to we recognise the so-called authority of the tyrant Fogel. Together, we shall forge a new path for this thread, propelling it to levels of shitposting the likes of which Eagle Time has never seen.

You have been warned.

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This post passes no rules.

This is update #55.

We've reached peak shitpost.

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This post passes no rules.

This is update #38.

"Wait, hang on, I need a picture of a turd..." - me.

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This post passes no rules.

This is update #57.

We're both really sorry, honest. - Sruix (but me too (in my heart)).

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This post passes no rules.

I guesssss mwaybe we

This post passes rule 3.

hduld try something diffetrent?

This post passes no rules.

This is update #58.

This is update #38.

"Wait, hang on, I need a picture of a turd..." - me.

End of message.

Don't be so down on yourself Sruix! You are pretty damn cute!

This post passes rule 3!

This post passes no rules.

This is update #38.

I forgot to make that last post a numbered update. Silly me.

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This post passes no rules.

This is update #60.

I think maybe I might be a bad influence on Sruix???

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This post passes no rules.

Folks, this is out of control, and there's nothing we can do at this point anymore, is there...?

This post passes no rules.

This is update #61.

I have never misnumbered an update.

End of message.

This post passes no rules.

This is update #39.

this is out of control

Damn right it is!

End of message.

This post passes no rules.

This is update #61.

I have never misnumbered an update.

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This is update #63.

Unlike sruix.

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This post passes no rules.

I think this post passes all the rules.

Has any post passssed four ruels yet?

Have we considered that Fogel just might be inciting us to keep on posting for no good reason?

Have we considered that Fogel just might be inciting us to keep on posting for no good reason?

And if that's the case, does anyone care?

I think this post passes all the rules.

This post passes no rules.

Has any post passssed four ruels yet?

This post passes no rules.

Have we considered that Fogel just might be inciting us to keep on posting for no good reason?

This post passes no rules.

Have we considered that Fogel just might be inciting us to keep on posting for no good reason?

And if that's the case, does anyone care?

This post passes no rules.

This is update #i don't know any more

Lets actually try?

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This is update #i don't know any more

Lets actually try?

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This post passes rule 1.

This is update #40.

"I am not welcome in the Space Consortium any more. Not since... the incident." - Robust Laser, who is still cyber95 in my heart.

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This is update #40.

"I am not welcome in the Space Consortium any more. Not since... the incident." - Robust Laser, who is still cyber95 in my heart.

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This post passes rule 1.

This is update #41.

"The goal was just to pass one rule, right? So we're done now?" - Ix

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This is update #41.

"The goal was just to pass one rule, right? So we're done now?" - Ix

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This post passes rule 1.

Well, I'm stumped.

I mean, I had an idea for a few of them, but nothing panned out.

At least there's only one set of rules, right?

This is update #42.

"You can't count! Your last update was update number i - that isn't even a real number." - me

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This is update #i don't know any more

Lets actually try?

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This is update #50.

We managed to pass a rule I guesss.... I guesss maybe we should try to actually pass these rules???

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I guesssss mwaybe we hduld try something diffetrent?

This is update #53.

To clarify this is a revolution. We're running the thread now. We'll let you know if your posts pass our three public rules.

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This is update #36.

To clarify - these objectives have been chosen to replace the original objective of this thread, "make a post that passes all the rules", because I mean come on seriously? You really expect us to do that? Wow...

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