Post making contest 2.0

FLOWING THROUGH ME SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS

HERE ARE THE RULES:
BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS!
WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS
FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS
GONNA SWIM IN POOLS
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS.
FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES
I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES?
ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS
ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES
TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS
WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS
WATCHING COWBOY DUELS
POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS
SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

wait what the fuck
you can pass rule four without any caps??????

Caught me, I made that mistake. It's been corrected.

But also you are not wrong.

Passes 1.

FLOWING THROUGH ME SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS

2 3 4 5
1b

HERE ARE THE RULES:
BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS!
WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS
FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS
GONNA SWIM IN POOLS
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS.
FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES
I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES?
ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS
ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES
TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS
WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS
WATCHING COWBOY DUELS
POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS
SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

HERE ARE THE RULES:
BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS!
WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS
FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS
GONNA SWIM IN POOLS
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS.
FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES
I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES?
ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS
ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES
TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS
WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS
WATCHING COWBOY DUELS
POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS
SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

1a 1b 2 3 4 5

HERE ARE THE RULES?
BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS!
WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS.
FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS.
GONNA SWIM IN POOLS.
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS.
FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES.
I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES.
ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS.
ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES.
TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS.
WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS.
WATCHING COWBOY DUELS.
POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS.
SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

HERE ARE THE RULES?
BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS!
WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS.
FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS.
GONNA SWIM IN POOLS.
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS.
FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES.
I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES.
ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS.
ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES.
TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS.
WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS.
WATCHING COWBOY DUELS.
POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS.
SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

1a 1b 2 3 4 5

HERE ARE THE RULES? BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS! WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS. FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS. GONNA SWIM IN POOLS. AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS. FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES. I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES. ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS. ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES. TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS. WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS. WATCHING COWBOY DUELS. POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS. SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

HERE ARE THE RULES? BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS! WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS. FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS. GONNA SWIM IN POOLS. AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS. FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES. I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES. ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS. ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES. TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS. WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS. WATCHING COWBOY DUELS. POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS. SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

Close! But no cigar.

1a 1b 2 3 4 5

HERE ARE THE RULES? BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS! WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS. FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS. GONNA SWIM IN POOLS. AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS. FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES. I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES. ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS. ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES. TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS. WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS. WATCHING COWBOY DUELS. POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS. SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

GONNA SWIM IN POOLS? AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS! FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES. I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES. ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS.

HERE ARE THE RULES? BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS! WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS. FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS. GONNA SWIM IN POOLS. AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS. FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES. I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES. ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS. ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES. TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS. WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS. WATCHING COWBOY DUELS. POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS. SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

SUCCESS

Rules:

Code:

Post making contest
    2016 05 20

    1: Post must include at least 3 words which are express positive emotion, or break rule 3.
        Of these words, one must be contained in a syntactically correct but semantically incorrect sentence.
            For example, "happy placid calm figments jump stoically"
            (in the most literal sense - weird idioms and metaphors still count, things that have at least 2 levels of semantic separation to work still count)
        One must be contained in a syntactically incorrect structure.
        The other must be contained in at least 3 layers of BBCode tags.
    2: Post must not include any negatory adjectives, modifiers, or particles such as 'not, -less, or non-'    
    3: Each two sentences / lines must end with the samely pronounced syllable.
        For example,
            Please tell me the time.
            I cannot see my wind chime.
            What is this rule?
            Don't make me look like a tool.
        Or
            Trees. Fees.
    4: Post must shout.
        Shouting can be accomplished through:
            Literally saying you are shouting
            A sentence or line in all caps
            At least consecutive five exclamation marks
            XXL text
    5: Post must include nature imagery in text, visual, or audio form, or break rule 1.
        Nature imagery consists of plants and animals, their sounds or appearances.
        Signatures don't count.

okay so lets agree no 'must do this thing or break a different rule' in the future guys, okay?

I agree, I did regret that

Okay good thanks, I have some new rules now, please start trying to guess these rules. Unfortunately it will probably be about an hour before I can judge anything.

736 is one of the numbers that you are looking for

HERE ARE THE RULES?
BRING YOUR OWN TOOLS!
WE'RE STEALING THESE JEWELS.
FROM IMPOVERISHED SCHOOLS.
GONNA SWIM IN POOLS.
AND LAUGH LIKE FOOLS.
FLOWING THROUGH ME: SEVEN THOUSAND JOULES.
I'M LIT UP BRIGHTER THAN ALL YOUR YULES.
ATTRACTING HORDES OF VORACIOUS GHOULS.
ALSO A COUPLE INFECTED MULES.
TAKING A SEAT ON BROKEN STOOLS.
WATCHING A MOVIE ON SOME ROTTING SPOOLS.
WATCHING COWBOY DUELS.
POWERED BY FOSSIL FUELS.
SITTING IN PROTECTED VESTIBULES.

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sometimes it bothers me we'll never know whow we were supposed to solve the scale puzzle in overtime

Sometimes it bothers that nobody will ever solve the elevator puzzle in C101, but that's probably for the best.

sruix if that puzzle still existed i would give it a damn good try you know this right?

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