what are you

I'm Chilly Paper.

That's a complete coincidence actually that it sounds very similar to chili pepper.


edit: i forgot K in the second column, heres replacement courtesy of great wheat

K- Beard

I'm Well-Endowed Reaction, apparently.

I have no idea what to make of that.

Gatr gets me Phoenix Life which is pretty dang cool.

Garuru gets me Phoenix Breakfast which is also cool.

Well, I'm using my real name there.

If I were going with Fogel, that would make me Underground Superhero, which is definitely more my speed.

My real name got me Chilly Life which is dumb so I used usernames instead.

a52 -> a z -> crude idea

sounds about right

Northern...

wait. am i just tired or is there no K in the second section

Northern Beard. yep. sounds Canadian, alright

OVERQUALIFIED SKYSCRAPER

I WILL TOWER OVER YOU, OVER THE HEAVENS

NONE CAN MATCH MY SIZE

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HELLO FELLOW OVERQUALIFIED SKYSCRAPER

HOW'S IT TOWERING?

(although actually my given name is Terrifying Life, which is somewhat more accurate)

My real name gives me HEAVEN-EATING SKYSCRAPER !!! I am the SKYSCRAPER that will pierce the HEAVENS !!!


((Reyweld gives me wooden clam . . . ))

oops i forgot K

i'm either Oily Clam or Well Endowed Grain

e: wait no i misread the directions, whatever i don't care

I held papers.

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IT'S TOWERING QUITE WELL ACTUALLY. I CAN SEE THE SINGULARITY OF TIME AND SPACE FROM UP HERE

You skyscrapers are overqualified. For it is I, the Stacked Skycraper! The odds are in my favor..................

or you could call me oily grain for my username, but that's just grody.

So many names ending in N! I can't even think of that many...

((Brain Owen Ethan Harrison Ellen Sharon Caitlyn Ryan Jordan and Nathan hs))

Birth and legal first name:
SECRETIVE POLYGON

Sounds about right.

Alternatively I get "old skyscraper" with my unofficial English name and "navy blue paper" for one of my other usernames

Crude Calendar. Above Average Life